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FashionChai! See The Hairstyle This Lady Wanted, See What She Got, Lol by Choiszman(op): 9:25am On Sep 22, 2017
The picture below is the hairstyle this lady, Jada, wanted, but the other picture shows the horrible hairstyle she got instead. Chai! The hairstylist is wicked!

I.e

What She Wanted;


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/chai-see-the-hairstyle-this-lady-wanted-see-what-she-got-lol

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CelebritiesRe: Meet Shanchoka, The Lady With The Biggest Booty In Africa by Choiszman(op): 7:19am On Sep 21, 2017
more pics
CelebritiesMeet Shanchoka, The Lady With The Biggest Booty In Africa by Choiszman(op): 7:19am On Sep 21, 2017
Just when we thought we have seen it all from Roman Goddess another voluptuous Africa lady has bust into the scene. Shanchoka Gluteus maximus is positively bigger than Cossy and Vera Siidka’s combined.

It is said that Possibly every man in East Africa knows her; her name is Sanchoka a model from Tanzania whose behind is why booty songs are made.

Shanchoka knows her biggest selling point and she is not for the common man, if you know what I mean.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/meet-shanchoka-the-lady-with-the-biggest-booty-in-africa

RomanceRe: Two Students Fight Dirty Over A Man by Choiszman(op):

RomanceTwo Students Fight Dirty Over A Man by Choiszman(op):
Acccording to a video currently trending on several online platforms, 2 female students of a higher institution fights dirty over a guy. Although there are mixed opinions over the real circumstances sorrounding the fight, several people insist that the smaller lady's boyfriend has been cheating on her with the big muscular student.

She caught them together making out and all hell was let loose as a fight ensued between both of them. Unfortunately the smaller lady whose boyfriend is being snatched is no match for the black muscular lady who pounced on her like mayweather.

See pictures of the fight below;

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/two-students-fight-dirty-over-a-manvideo

CelebritiesRe: Kevin Hart’s Adultery Scandal: $ex Video Gets Leaked (Pics & Vids) by Choiszman(op): 11:51am On Sep 19, 2017
Absolutely not
Prec1ous:
Hope it is not a joke or a comedy full trailer?
CelebritiesRe: Kevin Hart’s Adultery Scandal: $ex Video Gets Leaked (Pics & Vids) by Choiszman(op): 11:10am On Sep 19, 2017
Lol, I know right? cheesy
Nutase:
The same koboko wen dem use flog first wife dey house dey wait second wife.

She stole him in similar circumstances and thought she can keep him faithful. His ex wife will be some were enjoying the drama.
CelebritiesRe: Kevin Hart’s Adultery Scandal: $ex Video Gets Leaked (Pics & Vids) by Choiszman(op): 11:08am On Sep 19, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Kevin Hart’s Adultery Scandal: $ex Video Gets Leaked (Pics & Vids) by Choiszman(op): 10:54am On Sep 19, 2017
CelebritiesKevin Hart’s Adultery Scandal: $ex Video Gets Leaked (Pics & Vids) by Choiszman(op):
Kevin Hart has in the past week been in the news after he tendered a cryptic apology to his wife and kids on Instagram for his “bad judgement.”

TMZ had reported that the apology was a result of someone threatening to release a video of him in a $exually suggestive position with another woman.

The woman was allegedly demanding $10 million to not release the video.

Finally, after Kevin Hart refused to pay the bribe, the video has been leaked on the internet.

Watch video of Kevin Heart apologizing before the video tape


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ9nHKis-lc


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/kevin-harts-adultery-scandal-ex-video-gets-leaked-watch-video

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FamilyRe: (PHOTOS) 2 Couples Fight Inside Walmart Store, Children Try To Separate Them by Choiszman(op): 10:47am On Sep 19, 2017
Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove
FamilyRe: (PHOTOS) 2 Couples Fight Inside Walmart Store, Children Try To Separate Them by Choiszman(op): 9:57am On Sep 19, 2017
Family(PHOTOS) 2 Couples Fight Inside Walmart Store, Children Try To Separate Them by Choiszman(op):
A fight between two couples inside a New Jersey Walmart was so chaotic that young children were left screaming and trying to separate the dueling adults.

Cell phone footage posted to the video-sharing site Live Leak shows two men throwing punches at each other near the store’s jewelry section as two women fight.

In the background, shoppers can be heard yelling for the couples to stop.

See Photo below;

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/video-2-couples-fight-inside-walmart-store-children-try-to-separate-them

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PoliticsRe: Senator Iyiola Omisore Eating With 'Commoners', Nigerians React To Photo by Choiszman(m): 1:59pm On Sep 18, 2017
I don't see eating here,

He's only holding the spoon na

or I'm i seeing double?

CrimeRe: Man Protests In Underpants For About A Month Until He Got His Weed Back (photos) by Choiszman(op): 1:40pm On Sep 18, 2017
cheesy grin
alabi0040:
Don't give him the bong o or else he is gonna be walking unclad next.
CrimeRe: Woman Sells Off Her Cousin's Children For N1m, Attempts To Murder Their Mother. by Choiszman(op):
CrimeWoman Sells Off Her Cousin's Children For N1m, Attempts To Murder Their Mother. by Choiszman(op): 12:16pm On Sep 18, 2017
The shocking story was shared by Facebook user, Princess Amicable. Read what she wrote below;

"What a world!!!a world full of evil,a world full of wickedness, a world where man's inhumanity to man is on the increase,a world where people turn down on their conscience,a world where people have no value for human life,a world where hatred,bitterness,and jealousy is the order of the day,a world where brothers, sisters, cousins, nephews, and nieces tend to forget that blood is thicker than water;a world where children and adults are no longer save,a world where the rule of law is no longer applicable,a world where everyone is above the law,a world that makes me cry all the time,a world I have ever regretted being born into,a world where I frown at the rate of killing of lives,a world where people no longer have respect for blood and lives of fellows I wish I can cry out the more about this wicked world going to a month now I've gat reasons to ask God why but I take solace in his word that says in all things give thanks to God I cry everyday for this singular act of wickedness pepetrated towards my aunt my (mum's their 4th daughter )and my cousins nwachukwu and Adazion who were kidnapped and their mother brutally butchered by her counsin (my aunte)it was on a fateful Tuesday morning when my aunte came to our maternal home and picked up my mum's sister and her 2 children all in the name of trying to show her something in the place she was married too with every trust my aunte had in her, she trusted her cousin thinking that she meant good for her and her children. They boarded a bike to a place called Mbieri in Imo state but unknowingly for my aunt there was a danger ahead of her and her 2 kids by her cousin.when the got to a particular spot they pretended as if they wanted to ease themselves it was a plan deal with the okada man to do so, as the okada stopped my mum's sis who is in this pix was grabbed immediately and the started cutting her throat with the knife but thanks to this almighty God who never sleeps nor slumber the knife was blunt they had no option than to start stabbing her with the knife I can imagine how she was begging her cousin to forgive her ,to spare her life and to help her live again (sobs)but her cousin my aunte turned a deaf ear until she passed away. Immediately, they noticed she has lost consciousness they flee with her two kids and went straight to Anambra state and sold each of the kids five hundred and fifty thousand naira only both were sold for one million one hundred thousand naira only.the overdo God brought back my mum's sis to life on the following day being Wednesday if you noticed 2wednesdays before the last one it rained heavily my friends I want to tell you all that my aunte was bitten by that rain throughout that night in the bush. am crying my heart out because my heart is broken, because of man's inhumanity to man,as she regained consciousness she started shouting and she was found by good samaritan and was taking to police hospital in imo state she was able to tell her stories that it was her cousin that did this to her. It hurt me so much that I couldn't do anything to save her I couldn't donate my blood because our blood types are not the same,I don't have money to bring her back,I don't have connection to bring back her kidnapped kids but all I got is my 2 kneels consistently on the ground praying for the safety of those kids,they will not be killed for ritual this ember month. Over a month now they kids are nowhere to be found.i don't want to talk about the efforts of the police,suspect refusing to go and point who she sold the baby too hmmmm and police said gini kwanu if you ask me na who I go ask my aunte kept asking my mum about her children if they are still alive I and my elder sister have resorted to going to men of God for prayers they all told us that they see blood but that the little one has escaped but was knocked down by a car and in a critical condition yes they Are seeing it but the call money for me just to pray for the children to be found and I don't have the money apart from the counselling fee I have paid hmmmmm and my question is can't they help us without us having to pay a dine.my battery is down my lovely people even though I have more to say.but the only thing you can do for me is please at your convenience please take your time to pray for the safety of my cousins that they should be found and anybody holding them should release them that God should put confusion in the life of the buyers and that any police officer that have compromised this case that God should expose him and make him confess.i know I can't pay you all for your sacrificial prayers that's why am begging you all for your free prayers for the life of these little ones happiness have left me I can't stay a minute without crying thinking how they are fairing. it hurts so much my friends here is their pix in case you see a missing child somewhere that looks like them please inbox me I have written their names earlier God bless you all as you join me in prayers thank you.please help me share as well you can be saving their life for doing so thanks for your time,attention, patience and help.God bless you can all.i will be back on once I charge my phone thanks all."

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/shocking-woman-sells-off-her-cousins-children-for-n1m-attempts-to-murder-their-mother-in-imo-photos

This is really sad...

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CrimeRe: Man Protests In Underpants For About A Month Until He Got His Weed Back (photos) by Choiszman(op): 11:40am On Sep 18, 2017
LordIsaac:
Lolz
He fought for his right na lol
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi; "Gambian Jollof Rice Is Better Than Nigerian And Ghanaian Jollof" (vide by Choiszman(m): 11:21am On Sep 18, 2017
CrimeRe: Man Protests In Underpants For About A Month Until He Got His Weed Back (photos) by Choiszman(op): 10:56am On Sep 18, 2017
CrimeMan Protests In Underpants For About A Month Until He Got His Weed Back (photos) by Choiszman(op): 10:55am On Sep 18, 2017
A 32-year-old Canadian man, Jeffrey Shaver has successfully lobbied to have his bong and marijuana returned by police, after standing outside court in his boxers for a month.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/man-protests-in-underpants-for-about-a-month-until-he-got-his-weed-back-photos

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RomanceRe: 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choiszman(m): 2:11pm On Sep 15, 2017
Finally

RomanceRe: 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choiszman(m):
still

RomanceRe: 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choiszman(m):
testing

RomanceRe: 5 Lies Nigerians Tell Themselves About Weddings by Choiszman(op): 2:40pm On Sep 13, 2017
Did y'all read the article or your all after the dress and hotness of the lady huh
RomanceRe: 5 Lies Nigerians Tell Themselves About Weddings by Choiszman(op): 2:05pm On Sep 13, 2017
more
Romance5 Lies Nigerians Tell Themselves About Weddings by Choiszman(op):
Your wedding day is a lot of things – a celebration of your love and commitment to each other, a chance to create life long memories with your nearest and dearest, and the beginning of a whole new life together for you and your fiancé.

It can be a fun outdoor event, a formal grand affair or a simple elopement - either way, every couple has expectations and a vision of what they want for their wedding day and the months of planning leading up to it. Weddings are a lot of different things to a lot of different people, but regardless the style and formality, there are some things that your wedding is not.


It is not…

1. The most important day of your life.

Your wedding day will be one of many important days in your life. Yes, your wedding day is a pretty big deal, but looking at it as THE most important day of your life creates a massive amount of pressure. Compared to all of the other life changing events that will happen in your life time, a big party really shouldn’t be at the top of the list, am I right? The most fun day of your life? Sure! Most memorable? Ok! Most expensive? Absolutely! But the most important? That’s a bit of a stretch don’t you think? Putting so much importance on one day creates what I like to call ‘bridal let down’. Building this one day up in your mind can cause major disappointment when that one day that you are making so important doesn’t go the way you want it to. I know you might not feel that way now, but having some perspective goes a very long way when it comes to your expectations.





2. A competition.

Some brides can get sucked into the competitive trap that wedding planning sometimes creates. A friend or family member gets engaged around the same time and before you know it, it’s a keeping up with the Jones’ situation that can quickly get out of hand. You don’t know what their budget is and who is contributing financially to their wedding, do you? It is bonkers to compare your wedding with someone else’s who might have a completely different vision than yours. Plus you could be competing with someone who’s wedding budget is double your own. Seriously! Trying to one-up someone else when planning your wedding does a few things. A) It pushes your budget way passed what it should be. B) You end up with a wedding that is planned with other people’s taste in mind, not your own. And C) You lose focus on what your wedding day is really about. Trying to plan a wedding just to outshine someone else is petty and sad. Keep it real would ya.





3. An excuse to be rude.

Yes, you are the bride. Yes, you and your fiancé’s opinions are the ones that matter the most. And yes you are paying a lot of money and you expect good products and services from your wedding vendors. But just because you are the bride doesn’t mean you are justified in being demanding and rude. Most vendors are just doing their best and are only capable of so much. Your family and friends are excited and want the best for you, so a suggestion is just that, a suggestion. Demanding too much from people and being rude about it changes how everyone will look at your wedding day. Do you really want people counting down the minutes to your wedding day because they can’t wait for the damn thing to be over? Being gracious, grateful and respectful benefits you far more in the long run than being that bride.




4. A reason to go into debt.

This is an easy one – have the wedding that you can afford to pay for. Don’t let Pinterest dictate what your wedding day should look like. I know everyone wants to have a beautiful wedding, but it is so easy to get enticed into impulse spending – wedding shows, magazines, and the internet are full of wedding eye candy that can be hard to say no to. In five or ten years you won’t even remember the expensive flowers or the seafood buffet – do you really want to still be paying for something that you can’t even remember eating or seeing? A wedding day is about making memories, not payments. Set up a budget and stick to it. You will be happy you did.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/5-things-your-wedding-is-not

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FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Sleeping With Men On Several Occasions, Man Claims by Choiszman(op): 10:13am On Sep 13, 2017
Sad
RomanceRe: Leaked Facebook Inbox Exposes How A Facebook Slay Queen Sleeps Around For Money by Choiszman(op): 10:11am On Sep 13, 2017
cybriz82:
lolzzz na ur generation be fools...aburu oloshi cry baby to knock ur head just dey hungry me nw Walai...
Please gimme your address if you're in Lagos.. I'll come look for you so you would knock my head wella.

Abeg... Useless Fool
FamilyI Caught My Wife Sleeping With Men On Several Occasions, Man Claims by Choiszman(op): 3:20pm On Sep 12, 2017
A divorce-seeking husband has accused his wife of serial adultery, saying he had caught her with men on several occasions.

Ahmed Afolabi had dragged his second wife, Mariam, to court, alleging, among other things, that he rented one-room apartment for her, but that Mariam preferred sleeping around in her friends’ apartments where different men had sexual intercourse with her.

“In fact, I caught her on several occasions in one of her friends’ apartments,” Ahmed told the court.

The President of Mapo Customary Court in Ibadan, Mr. Ademola Odunade, on Monday dissolved the four-year marriage between Mariam and Ahmed.

While the case was being heard, the couple also disclosed that their genotypes were capable of making them have children with sickle cell disorder, hence the need for them to go their separate ways.

In her petition, Mariam who resides at Iyana-Lodge Street, Oke-Ado, Ibadan, told the court that her genotype did not match that of her husband.

“After I had settled down into the marriage with Ahmed, I realised that both of us have the same genotype which is AS, a situation that had made it difficult for us to produce healthy children.

“According to advice by our medical doctor, if both of us continue in the relationship, we might produce children with Sickle Cell Disease.

“Already, the only child we have has started manifesting signs of a sickle-cell patient,” Mariam told the court.

She also accused Ahmed of not fending for her and their child, adding that the attendant starvation had become unbearable.

“He does nothing about our material needs in addition to constantly quarrelling with me.

“Without wasting the time of this court, I don’t have feelings for Ahmed any longer, please, separate us,” Mariam said.

Ahmed, who resides at Alegun-Fatosi Area of Ibadan, did not oppose Mariam’s suit, while he also did not deny the allegations she levelled against him.

He, however, said Mariam was a wayward wife who was unfaithful to him.

“Mariam is my second wife and I rented a room apartment for her. But she was sleeping around in her friends’ apartments where different men kept having sexual intercourse with her.

“In fact, I caught her on several occasions in one of her friends’ apartments,” Ahmed said.

While advising intending couples to know each other’s genotype before eventually settling down for marriage, Judge Odunade dissolved the union between Ahmed and Mariam.

“Therefore, in the interest of peace and order, the court has put an end to the union between Mariam and Ahmed.

“Mariam is granted the custody of the four-year-old child produced by the union.

“Ahmed shall pay a monthly-feeding allowance of N5,000 to Mariam for the upkeep of the child, in addition to being responsible for her education and other welfare,” Odunade said.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/exposed

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Science/TechnologyRe: 12 Monkeys Die From Heart Attacks In India After They Were Scared By A Tiger by Choiszman(m): 2:38pm On Sep 12, 2017
HealthRe: Group Warn Nigerians To Be Careful,. As Five Lions Escape by Choiszman(op): 1:37pm On Sep 12, 2017
But nawa for lalasticlala ooo, if na five snake escape now, it'll be on FP already angry

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