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Please help, urgent. How much will it cost for 2bedroom flat in the village

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The only thing that pisses me off about all these bloody stories is that our tourist presido is busy flying from one country to another, as if nothing is happening. BLOOD SHADE::::--- Fulani herdsmen, Ipob, militants, the bokos... Yet non is being managed well a bit. What's going on? Is it when everyone goes down? Buhari do something or we the masses will do something

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Until then, but right now nothing dey happen for Zuckerberg side

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Nollywood actors Junior Pope and Nony Phil, watching Arsenal v Man U. So excited even though arsenal trashed man u. Pics below

A teacher walked into a class n said to d student how i wish yesterday was 2moro,today would have been sunday...... WHICH DAY DID SHE MADE THAT STATEMENT?....
monday...
Tuesday.......
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday..
Good luck....

Live from anfield Liverpool vs Norwich

What a LIFE we LIVE

Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.

2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.

3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.

4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.

6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.

7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.

8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.

9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.

10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.

11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.

12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.

13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.

14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.

15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS

16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose
wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged
Sword.
If u think it is your alarm clock that woke
you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead
body and you will realize that it is the Grace of
God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God,
HAPPY SUNDAY And feel free to add yours if u
know any God bless us all

What a LIFE we LIVE
Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realize that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, HAPPY SUNDAY And feel free to add yours if u know any God bless us all

How will their next one look like?

When guys where still boys, do u play this?? Some indomie generation may know it but dint play it.
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.. Chai back then, I use to deal with Chijioke and Emeka

All the ladies in da hauz jst dey shout wicked man wicked man,, hmu the wife im sef dey kind die

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side, she turns to the husband and said Honey, I have a confession to make... HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear! WIFE : Nooo, I want to say it so that when I die my spirit will be at rest. I have been stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend, You're not the father of our son Junior, I was the one who stole your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her away, I was the one who planed for your kidnap last time, me and your gate man have been making love for the past four years, Please find a space in your heart to forgive me. HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I poisoned you. Keep calm Let the poison work..
who bad pas .?

Please my dear Nairalanders, am highly addicted to phone pressing. I can't do anything without holding my phone on the other hand. In kitchen phone, in keke phone, on bed phone, on Okada phone, the worst is; I no fit sh*t inside toilet without my phone on my hand. Please HELP, how can I stop this or is normal??

Help please

My grandfather who died far back before I was born, was today rested properly. Cow is being killed and skinned as custom demands. No cow should be killed for any celebration within the kindred until today according to tradition.
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Wanna know,

How is it done in ur place??
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Speaking from Enugu

What do u think going on here?? Who can explain better?

deadZONE:
PRIMARY = the ones in primary school SECONDARY = the ones in secondary school that would soon disvirgin

I don die

ahsekeena:
Beautiful nonsense!



There are only 2types of virgins naaa. Secondary and primary

Can u break it down pls

i see no reason why i would sit down and write about Virginity..
Guess u've lost yours in either way. *sorry

Below are 10 categories of female virginz u meet in 9ja and other parts of the world...



Female Virgins*

1. The “Reborn Babes”;
These ones aren’t really biological
virgins but are virgins because they
have given their lives to Christ. Just
like a sinner who gives his/her
life to christ (old things are past
away ).

2. The Manipulative Virgins;
These ones have lost their virginity
but will use manipulative measures
just to deceive guys. They use vagina
tightening creams, alums and other
things to deceive guys

3. The Wedding Night Virgins;
She actually wants to keep it because
of the belief that her husband will
love, respect and cherish her more,
not knowing that NOT all men
appreciate the gift of virginity. That
is very nice but it’s paramount to
know that there so many assholes
and irresponsible men out there who
may not even give a damn about
your virginity.

4. The Crazy But Determined Virgins;
She’s termed a spoilt brat because
she wears revealing clothes, goes
clubbing and leads any s*x topic.
Friends and family have bad
impression towards her but she’s
certainly a virgin.

5. The Scared Virgins;
She’s very scared because she has
read all kind of books and has also
been told about the awful pains

6. The Indoor Virgins;
She still a virgin beca use her parents
are overly strict and she’s not
allowed to go out at her spare time.

7. The Mommy’s Girl;
Her mother has d eposited fear in her
that she will bring shame to the
family if she engages in s*x or puts
in the family way .

8. The Molested Virgin;
She was molested at a tender age
and still considers herself as a virgin

9. Those Who Don’t Know Why They Are Keep
Their
Virginity;
These ones are virgin but they don’t
even have a good reason for keeping
it. Imagine for a second your bf asks
why you want to keep your
virginity ? And you reply, I want to
keep it because I don’t want to contract STDs,
have
unplanned babies or see you go crazy ? Would
such
word
not feel like a slap on his face and leave him
feeling
like a
heap of
undesirable dirt.

10. The Hypocrite;
She doesn’t allow s*x to happen but
she allows cuddling, kissing,
smooching without leading to s*x. In
as much as her hymen has not been
popped, she’s still a virgin.

Let no one stone me o!
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You can add urz

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Is only no.10 I know o

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Teach him then, that's if u knw