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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:44pm On Dec 09, 2017
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom!
You dun know !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:40pm On Dec 09, 2017
Me and my fellows arriving like.....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 3:34pm On Dec 09, 2017
raumdeuter:
I just wanted to post that to alert the people who believe Lukaku is wasting chances more than other striker.
I watched our game against Chelsea where dude was missing for fun and vs Arsenal their strikers were chopping chances. I shake my head when guys complain of him missing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:27pm On Dec 09, 2017
Hope Chelshit plays relegation teams weekly. Party go sure here cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
AmoryBlacq:
I only fear what would happen on this thread!
Buhahaha!

It's Time!!!! cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:21pm On Dec 09, 2017
Nihilist:
My phonr about to die in 10,9,8,7....
Good you're not driving today. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:11pm On Dec 09, 2017
See Zaba forming Maldini

Miss Morufat cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 3:07pm On Dec 09, 2017
Leyqute:
Nwoyes will always be Nwoyes. Arnautovic was the wrong man to take off. Antonio is completely useless in this game at the moment.
Arnat has been making many wrong decisions. Antonio is also going out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:55pm On Dec 09, 2017
Westham messing up their chances angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:48pm On Dec 09, 2017
Linesman don save Zapa there grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2017
PDP don start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:32pm On Dec 09, 2017
Oh sh!t! Yoko off angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:19pm On Dec 09, 2017
diggz:
Moro is around the corner I will love to see you cry tongue
Let's enjoy today 1st tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 2:18pm On Dec 09, 2017
Who they're rolling on the floor there grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 1:53pm On Dec 09, 2017
diggz:
How is that a good yellow? Bad belle tongue
It's the Lord's work grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2017
The ref doing the Lord's work there. Good yellow cheesy

I don't fancy this Hazard drifting to Zaba's
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2017
With Yoko there's hope grin

Unnecessary yellow at this early time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 1:04pm On Dec 09, 2017
elampiro:
Squawka doesn't know what the clock is saying. How can you rely on such a website that feeds its update manually and late.

I am giving from two sources that feed live and automatically from opta as matches are played. Not even a minute late.
The game is like a week old so probably depends on their definition of the terms.

You still haven't said how Luk was awful vs CSKA and how he made Mhki poor this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 11:37am On Dec 09, 2017
Linkfield:
I see a trashing of City by Man utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 11:25am On Dec 09, 2017
Linkfield:
I'm expecting Hazard to be hot today as usual..

Two goals from him.
Bkos if he isn't on form today, Chelsea is loosing this match..

If Hazard is on form and every thing goes fine;
WHU 1-3 CHE (Hazard 2x, Morata)

But my mind is just saying Chelsea would lose
WHU 2-1 CHE (Pedro)

I'm somehow sure of the latter prediction than the former
Amen ooo!!!! cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 11:21am On Dec 09, 2017
elampiro:
You are looking at the wrong stats.

Lukaku has 7 blocks in the EPL
Kane has 7 blocks

Kane played less minutes.

Kane has 13 clearances and Lukaku 12
I didn't want to talk about this anymore but just to know, where did you pull this out from huh Source pls?
I am using squawka but sees only 2 blocks for Luk and 1 for Kane and 13 clearances for both.

elampiro:
Sakho vs Manchester City
Isolated upfront
Won 3 Tackles, 1 Interceptions


That is a match he came on as substitute in 43rd minute.

Lukaku has never had an Interception in the EPL. When we told guys here that Sakho's work rate while isolated exposes Lukaku's inefficiency, they attacked us.

Chrisley024, you can see that a striker playing upfront in isolation can win Tackles and Interceptions. It takes Lukaku 3 matches to win 1 tackle, and he has never won an Interception this season.

CC eph12 and co
Same here. Dakho has 2 tackles and 1 interception the whole season according to what I see from squawka. http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#premier_league/2017/2018/romelu_lukaku/819/819/897/38/p|premier_league/2017/2018/harry_kane/819/819/856/47/p|premier_league/2017/2018/diafra_sakho/819/819/15035/0/p|premier_league/2017/2018/sergio_ag%C3%BCero/819/819/564/0/p|premier_league/2017/2018/%C3%A1lvaro_morata/819/819/1847/0/p#key_passes/successful_take_ons_%/total_forward_passes/defence_score/interceptions/blocks/tackles_won/pass_completion/aerial_duels_won/clearances#total

So I'd like to know where you're pulling these numbers from.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 10:49am On Dec 09, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQl-75FWkAAuUdS.png
Antonio Conte has told Eden Hazard to find the "sacred fire" inside him to reach the levels of Cristiano ­Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Neymar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 11:44pm On Dec 08, 2017
elampiro:
Kane has the better record on blocks. The only person I had the time to compare with Lukaku's record per minutes. Yet he has better defensive record than Lukaku.

Lukaku is not isolated in big small games. How come Ibrahimovic (from last season) has better defensive record than Lukaku. Is it not same team?

But you mean Lukaku is no longer playing at half line with defensive duties but isolated upfront? What is defensive duties if it is to just stay at half line?

From what we see now, Lukaku is the one making Mkhitaryan poor.
Lukaku has better blocks almost double than Kane. Just as I pointed out, teams that press high from front will force mistakes which are reflected in the interception and tackles. Off all these strikers, Lukaku is just behind Aguero and Kane in defence score and the best in aerial duels won.
I cannot compare this season and last cos of many reasons.

Let me take your last statement as trolling cos even Lingard has a far better defence score. I'm done with this merry-go-round.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 11:02pm On Dec 08, 2017
elampiro:
Since beginning of the season, Lukaku has not made one single Interception.

On defensive stats, all Arsenal and City players beat Lukaku.
Not unexpected. Logically, teams that play high line are more likely to have their strikers make more interceptions unlike teams that stay back and isolate their striker. How is he gonna make interception in the midst of 3-4 players? Same with tackles.

When compared to Laca, Jesus, Aguero and Giroud in defensive work per mins:
Blocks - Lukaku is 1st
Clearances - 2nd behind Giroud, and dude is even 1st in aerial duels won. Lukaku is 2nd after Aguero according in defence score
elampiro:
All Liverpool players have higher defensive stats than Lukaku, except Salah. Lukaku beat Salah slightly on tackle while Salah beat him on Interception

Firmino has defensive stats of a defender. Very high
It is Klopp's style and he uses 3 upfront for this cos only a player cannot do it. Reason Jose is now using Lingard cos of Mhki laziness
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 10:24pm On Dec 08, 2017
elampiro:
Lukaku has fallen short in all aspects. He cannot play, he has weak pass accuracy in opposition's half, he misses penalties and has not been scoring recently.
Big lie! The picture you painted is over exaggerated just as you claimed his last performance was woeful. A striker that has fallen short in all aspects cannot have 8 goals and 4 assists even when we all see he now spends more time outside the opponent's box, drags defenders out and opening spaces for our attackers to score as we see in Martial and Lingard scoring. Dude is average in his technical abilities which is obvious to everyone before we got him and he is improving on that.

And I don't know how missing a pen translates to 'he misses penalties' just to score cheap points just as you claimed Murray scored at OT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 9:46pm On Dec 08, 2017
kelvinze:
grin ;Dc cool
Haha! Power of influence. Refs are human beings na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 9:23pm On Dec 08, 2017
elampiro:
Goals are measured per minutes.


This is why some of you no know ball. Common sense says if Murray played the same number matches (game time) as Lukaku, he wood score more.

Murray also scored in a big game playing at half line. But Lukaku, na so so story.
This is what happens when you hold stats like it's the gospel truth instead of watching the game. Giroud was a better striker last season than Costa and Aguero according to you.


There is a reason scouts go to the field of play to watch instead of just staying in the comfort of their homes and making conclusion just via stats.

elampiro:
Joselu played against Liverpool at half line as lead striker, and scored. Newcastle 1 Liverpool 1

Scott played against Liverpool at half line as lead striker against Liverpool and scored. I think that match also ended 1-1

Murray played against us at Old Trafford at half line and scored.

But people say Lukaku didn’t score because he played at half line against Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham. When has playing at half line being a license not to score?
Lol. A game we won by 1 nil. I'm beginning to think you don't watch games or you need to take a chilled zobo and come back later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chrisley024(m): 4:34pm On Dec 07, 2017
Nihilist:
From Football365




Yes or No?
Chelshit can beat this Barca team with Vermaelen in defence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2017
elampiro:
Lukaku created 2, Rashford 1.

Rashford had more shots on target

Rashford had 7 successful dribble. Lukaku 0
(Shaw 4 dribble, Valencia and Mata 3, Tuazebe, Pogba, Martial 2)

Touches, Rashford 62, Lukaku 28

Dispossessed, Lukaku 2, Rashford 2.

Interception Rashford 1, Lukaku 0

Tackles 1-1

Are you entertained?
So with all Rashford dribbles and playing FT he created only a chance while Lukaku with less mins created 2. I thought it should have been the other way round. Rashford had 62% pass accuracy while Lukaku 82% so he(Rashidi) was basically on the pitch drimbling. Lukaku also has the highest no. of key passes after Mata but dude was woeful.
KinzyeWriter:
It is as simple as that bro. cheesy ...

These people just have this personal hatred towards the nigga... I was at the viewing center with a barca fan yday.. He said he didn't see why people blame lukaku. That he isn't useless even when he is not scoring .. As he sees his paces and well precised forward passes.. He could do it with his head and legs.

I was surprised to hear this from another team fan seriously .. And some panke fans will be saying he was woefully performing before that stunner goal. grin
Got speechless when his performance was termed awful shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2017
elampiro:
Since I joined this thread, I have never insulted anyone first. Most times, I don't even return insult the first time. It is when the person keeps thinking I am a fool that I finally fire back.

Also some would use my tribe to insult me. They would say this Benin/Edo/Isha man. Elampiro watches football from his calabash, meaning Edo people are fetish. I just over look.

The worst is the fact that new monikers I don't know are the ones insulting me. I could take some shits from old timers.
grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 10:03am On Dec 06, 2017
elampiro:
You have said Rashford final pass needs improvement, and no one argues with you.

But when some say Lukaku needs to improve on his hold up play, his link up play, etc then wahala don start.
You tag them enemy of Lukaku. So we should also say you guys have an agenda against Rashford for stating he needs to improve in his final balls?
There lies your problem with him. Dude is not known for these listed abilities (which was my reservation when we were after him citing him vs Blind in the FA cup game) and has been improving to my surprise. He's lethal when running off the defenders shoulder and in the box but we even lack guys providing that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 9:52am On Dec 06, 2017
elampiro:
His rating went up because his team won and he scored. But one site rightly put it that he scored after he struggled on the night. Another website (not given here) highlighted his shortcomings in the match like his delay with Pogba's pass and the miss from close range.
So your assessment was only before he scored (the job of a striker) or are they 2 different matches huh
Rashford rating also went up after scoring. He also missed the best chance of the 1st half.

According to you, the woeful night was the miss and delay with Pogba's pass while we should forget the Rashford chance he created and his goal. Broda it's a faceless forum and no reward given for falsely trying to prove right always.


Anyone that termed Lukaku performance yesterday woeful just has issue with him.

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