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I can't wait for the white walkers to unlease hell on the divided human race in GOT,

Winter is here!!!

Chips (8/10)
two dumbfvvcks killed the movie

SAMBHOSS:
Dem go die wella
This movie is just like LIFE
Samara is evil.....can't be changed

about to see Life, hope its captivating

SAMBHOSS:
Damn mahn...God bless you...this film is fvcking great


See as IMDb mislead person.....na only sometimes dem dy correct....

Dey gave it 4.5/10.....as sweet as it is....

BTW....loved the tragedy ending
Julia was doing herself all along.........Samara was waiting to be reborn.....wish a sequel will b made

For me....7/10....suspense is Mad.....

Glad u liked it, I was mislead at first by imbd, then I gave it a try due to recommendations. BTW imdb been misleading since 1AD

Lalas247:
Too wick
Yes the suit men it was on point cause he should have dues from first fighting scene though

I remember the Ruby rose fight scene, what a waste of her talent, Scene should Hv been better

SAMBHOSS:
abeg EPP me oh....izzit very okay?
seen it but a no gree download...

Go get it, I recommend

nonut:
I love OITNB...Funny lines.

I'm watching S5 and I'm like damn oitnb is back unlike s4 that I could not Hv a good laugh

Lalas247:
Ok so I saw that crap called John Wick 2
Completely dead ! Deader than dead Like wtf is that just fight aimlessly ! Storyline weak AF Infact it is a 3/10. The scene with common and John ( cringe worthy)
Complete waste of time ... like watch an old skul van dam movie ..

the hand combats feels wack, but I love the suit and shooting format 1. toes + headshot 2. shoulder+ headshot 3. body + headshot

Rings 7.5/10, it kept me on suspense. "I'm sorry, its never going to stop", people go die gan oo

Coyotejack:
Django unchained

what a lengthy movie tho I loved it

AHCB:
I already did and I enjoyed it. Very much I might add. Though would have love to see more hand to hand combat.

U are certainly the first person I'll see say that.. to me the movie was "bang my head on the wall" kind of stupid

armadeo:
Managed to watch like 20mins of war machine before I tuned off.

Saw Dave chappele latest comedy show. It was lit.

Currently prepping for the mummy tonight though ratings are poor.

its so sad seeing Great franchises going down a dust by producers who don't know when to just end it. I'll see Mummy anyways POTC also

tobalery:
z that suppose to be a joke or a premonition, this form was initial slated for April/May.... itz June ending and yet no official date for itz sale, not even a word to address d issue

I hope Prof sha remembers there are DE candidates also.

Guys it gonna take a while before the JAMB DE form comes out cuz JAMB just set July 1 as date for resit of all UTME candidates with cancelled results.

Power Rangers (2/10) War machine (total piece of shii)

klassykute:
Ntn will happen jare, dogs ar strong i remembered my dog fought with a big snake i ran from, she got bitten by the snake nd her eyes were swollen but after twosays everything got back to normal no treatment. So chill bro man

same with my brave friend here, they survive but he/she would suffer while recovering so why let it. op should take the dog to a vet instead

omojeesu:
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/14/health/fried-potatoes-early-death/index.html

This is a report of research. 'Vegetable' is unhealthy. Frying is also unhealthy. Boiling or steaming are safer. But the tongue is deceiving us and the negative effects of the dead and plastic junks we eat as food often don't produce I'll health until years later.

Vegetable too is unhealthy, chaii theris god o

Well I eat fried plantain.
As for potato, what of the ones fried in big slices (dundun) type.

Haaa, there is God oo. this is pure evil

dearpiriye:
NO IT DOESNT.
TO ME ITS JUST A WASTE OF 2ND CHOICE. THERE ARE SOME INSTITUTIONS THAT NEVER BOTHER WITH 2ND CHOICE. ALSO 2YEARS AGO JAMB SENT ONLY 1ST CHOICE CANDIDATES TO INSTITUTIONS. JUST BE WISE WITH YOUR 1ST CHOICE

I just don't wanna stress myself, a pal chooses uniosun as second choice and that was a waste of resources, even those with lower result got in cuz of choosing em as first. (His first choice was a mistake)

kennedy09:
when you see war machine let's know your thoughts on it.

OK I will

The Storks journey

War machine next, hoping its nice

Bibi294:
Try to get over her... Meet new people,make more female friends and forget about her... She's not worth the stress... Sle loves you but she's as confused as u r.... Guy, u b correct fine guy o... Y person go dey use una do second option

Jesu, she loves him? and she is playing him like that? she only accepted to date OP cuz she was lonely and heartbroken after she and ex seperated

mostsimpliest:
On a very serious note this has got me down since yesterday night and i have no one to ask or share this with among my friends cause none of them will listen to me as far as is about this girl (my ex)

It all started when i was in my level 300 first semester after we started dating, even the air i breath can bear me witness that i loved this girl with my life that i couldn't spent 2 hours without hearing from her. I got to know her through a secondary school classmate which was her friend and roommate then, I was the type that don't do relationship stuff since i thought it was all about waste of time and even doubt if there was anything like true love, I told this friend of mine about my love for her friend and she laughed and said that i can't date her since am the no-nonsense type and that she has hot tempered like me and that she was madly in love with her guy and she doesn't double date.

With time they had problem with this guy which i used to my advantage and she accepted my proposal of dating.

On this day, Etisalat were doing one bonanza like that and i wanted to participate and didn't have their sim whereas this my ex was having an etisalat and mtn sim,
I collected her sim so that i participate in the promo only for me to start seeing what i wasn't suppose to see but sincerely i never suspected her of any misdeed, I was so heartbroken by the messages on her phone especially from a particular number.

I saved d no. and chatted up with the guy not knowing dah he was her so-called ex that know me even though i didn't know him then coz we lived in the same area....she called me that night and was raining causes on me and threatening to cut off the relationship that i didn't trust her that's why i chatted up with him,i pleaded with all my life for days before she accepted my apology after i carried out my research on her i got to understand that they were still dating...

To cut the story short towards my exams she started showing me attitudes before telling me it was over.....I attempted suicide only friends were able to stop me from that callous act

Her mum invited me over that i should try begging her if i still got achance,i stupidly begged this girl because i was totally in love with her,she agreed buh that i will be the side boyfriend and that her guy mustnt know that we dating,i happily acepted buh guess what some months to exams again its over with plenty insults and threats from her that am too jealous that she doesnt wanna loose her bf.i accepted in good faith.

After sometime,she called me on the phone mind you she asked me not to ever call her or chat her up,i picked and was giving her one word answer which make her never to call me again...but seriously am now feeling bad like am childish dont know whether to call her or what do you guys think?

Guy come closer, oya knee down, put ur hands on ur head and say after me
Baba whoever is using my head to play monkey post and rendering my brain empty should fall down and die.

CynthiaSA412:
Hey everyone. I am from South Africa,in the city called Durban and I am looking for Naija friends. There are some Naija people here and I have quite a few friends,just sometimes not so easy to make.as many friends as possible. Please Be My Friend

Hi friend

Foxyn:
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today.

it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street.

I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl

so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night

I drove there, called her out

she came out with a skimpy night gown.

we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny talks..

things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard.

since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings

I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass...

squeezing it softly as she was silent all through..

since she wasn't with any bra, I had to extend my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly.

things got so tough that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her..

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down

but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama.


that was how I escaped death yesterday.
I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her


so that is why I came here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday.

it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow

who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth.

or is it that she ate a dead fish?

cos it was a very horrible experience

and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls.

one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys.

when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ...

they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night

well it's all over now.

so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth.

I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast..

your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl

Lol, me faked a cough ni oo.

Celcius:
http://thenationonlineng.net/5000-prize-best-jollof-rice-cook-africa/

Jesu, see this beauty, I'll do anything to eat u

08124742014. Ibadan.

January 16, feel free to quote me

January 16

AyarmBoye:
sincerely I don't know,, itz just like putting a eggs in a basket..perhaps u shud pick a state university as second choice but then it should be a less competitive one...just an opinion....

tbh I'm confused with the state uni I can choose, any suggestions