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He will definitely been shown the exit door...




Chai, story of how I lost my job! will be his lamentations

I don't believe that's Nigeria





Prove me wrong!

Are you still campaigning to become president?

It's still fair

Remi should just ignore ungrateful Nigerians and join his husband in an all expenses paid trip to Paris to have fun abeg...




You don try APC mama

Nothing concern Tinubu, he has already paid you guys...


The man is just enjoying what he bought and playing with it as he pleases

Tinubu is just enjoying life , nothing concern am, moving from one place to another with the only job of cutting tapes ...


If other Nigerians are not enjoying like him that's non of his business, he don pay una with 2 mudus of rice 🍚 for the next years

Tinubu finally humbled



He came back from his all expenses paid vacation trip with Remi in Paris dishing out 20k to his lapdogs to attack the govt of Burkina Faso, and they swung into actions spewing incoherent gibberish on the progressive govt that the people are willing to die for ...



As that one has failed, (just like the failed govt of Tinubu), they've now opted for plan B which is to persuade them to rejoin ECOWAS, so from there they can still open the window for France 🇫🇷 to penerate and pilfer those nations , no ways!!




I will advise Tinubu, as a concerned citizen to take a well deserved break, move back to France with Remi and enjoy the remaining parts of this strenuous month because Nigerians currently don't care whether he is home or away! Enjoy life baba, cruise from Monaco 🇲🇨 to Malta 🇲🇹 in a cruise boat with Remi frying some decilous shrimps and wines for you , I'm in support, you no go kill yourself for Nigerians baba!

Of course, Covent is another community on its own, you don't expect DJ Spinall or Jimmyjat there na

LegendHero:
On decrease of domestic debt, Abia is still number 13 on the list of states.

Jigawa & Ondo did the highest percentage decrease when you compare between 2023 & 2024 data.

Rivers, Enugu, & Niger life don spoil, even upon the almost 3X increase in FAAC, they are still increasing their domestic debt.

You are posting a chart of 2024 to counter what happened in 2025?





Mr bolt, it seems your 20k is too small for you to make a decisive rebuttal on this great news from Abia?




20k dey purge una truly!

The People's Governor for a reason...






Tirelessly working for the masses. This is what Nigeria 🇳🇬 should have been enjoying if some group of nitwits didn't allow tribal emotions to sway them.

Yes ooo, Tinubu is right



Even those of us working at the Federal Service in USA are finding it hard to cope with things lately, Trump has not even paid us since March, it's just the system that is feeding us. We are all delving into solar power since national electricity is now going up beyond our reach , I even heard from the deputy Secretary of State that White House will soon go Solar as part of Trump's plan to cut down on excess spendings... The economic reality is indeed global.


So guys, cut Tinubu some slacks and allow the old man take his lovely wedded wife Remi to Paris and relax for this strenuous workers month that we just entered , he will return in June to full control of the economy!

helinues:
All the best

Is this from your heart? Or you just want to secure space

Ala-Igbo is really developing fast





Make I do go own better assets there!

You try brother

garykoeman:
Alex and other governors should be thankful to President Tinubu and FG for increase allocation to their various states

Increase allocation that the FG cannot increase for itself? , yet, gallivating around the world to borrow from who will care to give him, even after he claims to make billions of dollars from the so called subsidy removal?




You APC supporters should at least, think right for a second, not evertime your thinking will be tilting left left left.

That's how investigative journalism works, and not one seating on the outskirt of Lagos Ibadan dishing out propaganda that they can't verify.

Tinubu is a huge failure

jamafa:
U are not Yoruba.

U are from the east.

Stop saying what's not.

My mama is from Ijebu

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

I think it's stress and tension, I experienced it also during my university days

I'm sorry but this is how the average Yoruba is, we are not family oriented especially when we've moved to Lagos or have made it, we will just ignore our relatives like they never existed

So this is what the want to bring into our Oodua land?




Thank God we are more sophisticated especially we the Ijebus

Clowns 🤡




Nigeria is just a huge comedy circus 🤹‍♂️ 🎪, and the entertainment channel for the devil in hell

It's only a sadist that doesn't know that Nigeria is a huge comedy circus




Nigeria is the entertainment channel for devil in hell

As peace ambassador wey you be na





Uchu!

Do the right thing, mutumina!



Petition the Sultan of Sokoto first

That's why Tinupoo0 is hellbent on making every Nigerian poor?

A terrible failure of a party that what APC is




They think the hordes of defection they are welcoming into their folds will help them? , a clownish party

Was that they amount APC met it?

Thieves