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Good one from Sowore







Tinupoop just want Lagosians to zombies like helinus, yarimo and madridguy

Funny enough it has happened to me, this is when I was still in Abuja.

My phone power button developed an issue, I took it to Heart Plaza, Mararaba an outskirt of Abuja to repair. I met this ebullient chap after he convinced me that he will fix it that's it's a small issue, I gave him my phone and he took me to his desk where he dismembered my phone to start repair.

At a point, he told me that he is going to get something to use in fixing my phone and left with my dismembered phone still on the desk with prying eyes all around. I got distracted by a new phone being displayed on a glass at the other side because I was already nursing an idea to get a new phone


Lol and behold, I turned my face to the table and could not see my phone again , it felt like magic to me... 😅 So many Nairaland stories on how they've been swindled at Computer Village Lagos lunged at me.

I was confused but kept calm and was just watching the surroundings to my greater shock and surprise the guy came back and noticed my demeanor and told me to always be vigilant whenever I'm in a place like this, he pulled open his desk drawer and lo and behold, my phone was in there.

I was surprised, how he did it in that split seconds, whether it was him that turned around and took the phone or he collected it from someone else that took it or he signaled to someone to help keep the phone in a secured place in those split seconds still marveled me.

He later did that work, even at cheaper rate, unfortunately, I don't even have the guys contact.

He won't still be the governor of Lagos state...








Seyi Tinubu is next


Igbo first lady loading...

Everything now in shosho media...






Take this folks serious at your own detriment!

Seyi Tinubu is only showing them how poor his Dad has made them to be, nothing new... 😅









Tinupoop and his clownish son!

Only Gen Zeess with some CORNfused thinking will take this one serious...







This is no news!

The People's President

Cityboys achievement





I know most members of Lagos State House of Assembly and their workers account for at least 30% of that amount

These are parts of the evil Tinupoop is protecting all because of some elusive reelection in 2027?

Has your garrulous mouth thought about them before all your gaffes which led to your third leg making its thinking for you?

The People's President for a reason

The biggest and the best






The Eastside is always the classic side of Nigeria 🇳🇬

An appeal doesn't fall far from the tree










Obere odogwu!

An apple 🍏 doesn't fall far from the tree










Obere odogwu!

This is more like a demo advising the devil on how to go about wickedness





The shameless man Rhino Omockry thinks he has an opinion, a political jobber cum deadbeat dad

Mr molly Midget no one cares!






Your plans and that of Tinupoop will soon crumble before your eyes

Snatch and grab blueprint?

Pablo is a 'cr*ok' na, what do you expect






The same man that can not even provide solar streetlights for his untarred ancestral street in Iragbiji is the same person you are hoping to light up the nation for you?




Keep hoping at him at your own peril!

The People's Governor...




The dipso will soon kowtow at your feet

Fubara, keep showing them workings...





Governance is not all about constructing flyovers!

This statement alone shows that the midget is working for Pablo, two old thieves who think Nigerians are not smart... It's just reeking of how Tinupoop made his infamous statement of its my turn during the build to the last election making it look like Tinupoop and Buhari were not in good terms. They are just working with the sense and brains of zombies which is what APC as a party is good at.






It's only halfwits that will take statements from El Rufai, Rhino Omockry, Ruben Agbati, Onanuga serious

eejo:
Which club in Nigeria top league scores more goals this season, first correct answer win 25k

Ikorodu City FC

The problem with most Northern Muslims is inappropriate and poor education, they believe Islam is the ultimate, the beginning and the end...

Oga fight like a man that you are...

madridguy:
Elder Fayose told you Gov. Fubara but you think he's joking.
Wike hide you away from EFCC, you both did many abaracada together, he even impose you on other PDP candidates and only for you to think you're smart.

Ex Bayelsa State governor, late Diepreye Alamieyeseigha was impeached and heaven didn't fall. Those men you're putting hope on that they will fight for you will be the first set of people that will walk away and leave you to carry your cross alone.

Sorry to ask, but do you have sense and conscience at all?



So the constitution of the country is below what some Fayose says about a dipso? And you a presume graduate will be jumping at it?


Honestly, going to school no be going for sense

The way the dipso Wike will fall eh, and how Agbadoes will laugh at him is what I'm envisioning



And the way this overgrown baby clowns in Rivers State House of Assembly will become useless after 2027 eh

The way the dipso Wike will fall eh, and how Agbadoes will laugh at him is what I'm envisioning



And the way this overgrown baby clowns in Rivers State House of Assembly will become useless after 2027 eh

It's nothing new, even the roads that lead to the ancestral home of Pablo in Iragbiji is yet to see asphalt

I love the chaos ongoing in the midst of the Agbado camp AKA AreaBoys camp

helinues:
After the 2027 election, we should be expecting mass defection to SDP as APC union must have expired by then.

Apc as a party would be a liability to the north in 2031 . Also, South West would be interested in regional politics than national after the 2027 election.

I don't see SDP presenting a presidential candidate in 2027 or perhaps any major candidate .

SDP is SW regional political party

The political game is getting clearer

Keep consoling yourself Mr Political Jobber