₦airaland Forum

The People's President! ♥



The only man that sane Nigerians have glimpse of hope for our political space!

Incompetence written all over the pictures 😏

The People's President for a reason







Wherever he goes the good people are always with him because they see glimpse of hope in him.

NwaAmaikpe:




Someone will soon blame it on this administration's hardship.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, you start seeing triple before you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to very high pulse.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but the polar opposite.

Ladies complain that I am so sweet that I constantly have to regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

Abeg, if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, do not give me sugar, it will kill me.

Just get a widow to perform lifesaving blõwjob.

Ok, no more sugar for you the sugardaddy

NwaAmaikpe:





This man has now broken the law while enforcing his right to life.
He should just plead guilty due to temporary insanity.

Because a build-up of conji can cause chemical imbalance in the brain.

The power of Conji is real, but conji will never tell you to masturbate without common sense.

That's why we must try to masturbate at least thrice daily. Even if you don't get to do it before leaving the house, ensure you do it inside the car or in your office, in your school or church's washroom but never in front of someone's house or you become guilty of the offence of indecent public exposure.

He broke the law unconcerned like you na 😂 😂 😂 😂






Gays are repulsive, see how deranged he looks, he so much needs help... How do guys enjoy sex through the anus for Godsake.


This world is tilting towards the edge already.

NwaAmaikpe:





Yesterday, I spent three hours after my midnight prayers viewing live feeds from the Nigerian region on the streaming apps Buzzcat and Bigo.
I felt sorry for every man in Nigeria with a wife or girlfriend.

I don't know about you, but if those gorillas were my younger sisters, I'd pick offence that they are named after Nigerian girls.

Nigerian girls are coming for your head 😂 😂 😂 😂

NwaAmaikpe:





God forbid that I bathe every day, let alone every night. I do not mind losing everything in the world but not my body odor.

Just like male goats, God created men to have an odour. It is unique to each man, some smell like carbide and some like garlic. Why do I need a Cerruti aftershave when mine is somewhat like fermented citrus.

Most ladies get aroused just by offensive smell, that's why smokers and alcohol drinkers have more female sex partners.
A handsome man may not be noticed, but a man who smells is the object of women's attention.

How can you call yourself a dimkpa if you do not smell like one.

Asides that, research has proven that too much of bathing is unhealthy; asides depleting the top skin, it increases aerosol transmission of bacteria and there could be interference of the chemicals in the soap with the Vitamin D reserves in the adipose layer.

You have a point where you talked about drinkers and smokers having the attention of the opposite sex... Your analysis though ... 😅


What do you say about some females always emitting that putrid fishlike smell... Could it candida?

Everyone will finally come to agreement that Tinupoo is a huge failure

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances of people getting struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by a window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals while building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.

Nna, you are versatile... 😅



Please we need some of your knowledge on how Tinupoo can be ousted.

Best FEDERAL University---UNN

Best State University --- SUMAS

Best Private University---Maduka University






That's my opinion, it's based on what I envisage from those schools in the next few years.

I don't know what to say...




I doubt the generic approach of the question though.

This will indeed change the face of Awka for the best...




If you have the prototype of the iconic tower please share let's savore.

The People's President for a reason







Keep nacking the inept govt some sense

The People's President for a reason








Keep sending Tinupoo and his miscreants on assignment

Tinubulation is real

Very learned and nice people

That's why Tinubu is planning to change the name of Nigeria 🇳🇬 to Ricenation

Sorry to break your heart




They are all slums

Wow 😱






Masterpiece! Nigeria 🇳🇬 will only starting receiving respect once they start respecting the Igbos...




God bless Prof.

Tinubulation causing the disarray of everything in Nigeria 🇳🇬

Tinubulation on the beat

The main stakeholders of the party ☺

That's how they are, double standard abi double faced people... Tueh!

Na thief like you suppose control the accounts before?

Why should it not be acceptable 😲?












Tinupoo must fund his luxurious lifestyles which he had long dreamt about...





Opportunity comes but once😅

Good old days




...before devil granted Buhari and Tinupoo access to the vault of Nigeria 🇳🇬 😢

This one na snake 🐍 bite ooo

This present NLC and TUC are just as useless as Tinupoo policies

Painful death to all terrorists and their sympathizers

Normal human beings don get their own data for Nigeria 🇳🇬? Before you go come add police own...

The People's President for a reason

Prophetess Kemi, your ministry go move with this message ooo 😂