₦airaland Forum

Chrisus:
Black Gloves. No Smile. Nigerian gunner. Came from China. These Shekpites are not ready.

LaMujer:
so, Mirandes beat Sevilla, 3-1, despite losing a pk. could have been 4-1 kenan. hehehehehe, wonders

eph12:
But they signed 3

Neimar:
Calm down

Messi don score

Astark:
since December after he met neymar during that party.

He's just off

biomustry:
[SkySportsNews] | Barcelona are preparing a last-minute £20m bid for Chelsea winger Willian.

airmark:
What number is he wearing? I need the number asap.

olabode89:
He did not flop at Udinese, he spent 3 years and played OK. They bought him for 2.5M euros and sold him for 6M euros to Sampdoria.

It was at Sampdoria (was there for a season) that he performed below expectation (did not flop) and he duly returned to SCP in Portugal for about 10M euros ans 10% sell on clause.

Oasis007:


E don flop before?!

eph12:
It would have been worth it sha

larride:
Just what I wanted to ask.

We are a joke to Ole, Ed and the Glazers.

hulk616:
[s][/s] he entered three senior international finals and won two trophies compared to fraud messi

Ibime:
Good analysis Prof.

We will now highlight the key tenets that underpin both groups.

For example, if you score 70% and above in the following test, you qualify for membership of ApariSports. Readers should feel free to mark themselves.

If you agree that:

Pep is a God -20%
VVD is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a shakushaku master - 20%
EPL is a weak league - 10%
Cuntay is a local fraud - 5%
Beasting finals is the criteria to differentiate players - 5%
Anything Airmark says is wrong - 5%
Net-spend is irrelevant, only total spend counts - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Raumdeuter deems fit eg Belotti, Kychokewack, Boateng, KDB, David Luiz etc - 10%


Alternatively you can score yourself for membership of Citadel here. Anything above 70% qualifies you for membership:

Pep is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a God - 20%
EPL is the best league - 10%
VVD is a God - 10%
Boateng is a calamity - 10%
Iniestas is a eunuch - 10%
KDB should not be mentioned with Hazard - 10%
Anything Raumdeuter says in wrong - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Airmark deems fit - 5%

I score myself 20% on ApariSports criteria and 60% on Citadel. Which means that though I do not qualify for membership of Citadel, I lean more toward their views. How about you Prof?

pkasso:
You people no go kill persin. The Citadel vs Aparisports. The two dominant school of thoughts on football matters on Nairaland.

I personally don't subscribe wholly to their teachings. I feel some of Airmark's views while conservative and reasonable are slightly off while some of Raumdeuter's are downright heretical. Where do i start from? Is it his many attempts to distort football history as we know it or peddling false narratives and spinning intricate webs of logic and sophistry. The man is IBB and OBJ rolled into one. The world's foremost authority on the arcane discipline of Amalanomics

Raumdeuter has managed to gather a following of sorts. Individuals who look to learn the dark arts of logic manipulation from the master himself. His most illustrious student is one Elruditor who will carry on his legacy when the old fox can no longer continue. He started well but somewhere along the line he fell off. I personally find his arrogance amusing. The one wey burst my brain na his stubbornness in admitting Liverpool will win the league. Even going as far as saying he would literally eat his hand if they do. Well, we are already counting down.

There are also other members of both schools time and space will not allow us to discuss. Maybe another time.

There has also been indications of some previously unknown monikers seeking admission to either schools. One Sulele and one Expert guy comes to mind. Recruitment is clearly in progress with both sides looking to get some fresh faces in.

What started as a simple rivalry between two individuals with continually different opinions has blown up into something bigger. The like this section has never seen. Club affiliations are thrown aside. There is no Chelsea or Barca or Man Utd. There is only Citadel and Aparisports.

Will a third force emerge? One that might give these two a run for their money. We wait and see but for now We continue to follow this intriguing battle.

hulk616:
your fraud Messi has played more international competitions and finals than Ronaldo.
But Messi has 0 trophies

Chrisus:
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

#copied

eph12:
Delete this

Oasis007:


It's phucking a League One Club Bro?!

BikeMan:
Awesome! Ole on the wheels

airmark:
Diggz, see VVD feeling your boys.

Jodera:
I'm not a fan o but... Wtf!!!