₦airaland Forum

007Bruce:
hehe where is ''head'' in the sentence?

no nid mak head dy dia na

007Bruce:
oya translate: omo! the way you dey shake that bakasi you dey make my head kolo

grl!! D way u're shaking dat ass is making me go nut.

007Bruce:
eghuan1, Fabdedon, ChubbyT, Ukeachu1

m answering

clitlicker:
Theres this bisi in ibadan, na orobzy and she rude die. Orobo dey rude gaan no dull am o

mayb she dy shapeless,kon ugly join

T.k(time keeper) 75kg(ws in jss3 den,n ah ws weighing 75kg. mhnn! Ah fat dat tym..lol) mama(dnt knw y dy gav me dis 1 sha,bt i lyk it) miss endowed......cnt evn rmemba some,dy plenry abeg.

True

Ws here

samflexxy:
over my dead body


I know the kind of friends I have

no wonder

braintext:
Its Sunday so I'll just give you a holy peck




Happy sunday

No prblm den,same 2 u

braintext:
Time to kiss.... Wey chubbyT dey

me don shw

drnairalov:
nice aba clothes...unswaggish pose

pose like statue of liberty, picture taken wit an i fone camera..

top look like dining table clothe..na joke o

but den again enjoy ur millions chinedu...yung millionaire

lol....ntin lyk joke,u gt am wella. D stylist no try 4 him at al.

*singing in Beyonce n shakira's voice* y r we d once to suffer,hv to let go oo,he wunt b d 1 to cry.

2buff:
If we men decide to make this into a cultural thing, it will be the expected.
Or how else do you think culture is formed?

Girl: Come and pay my brideprice
Man: Come and write "your essay" (and it will just be a common understanding)

If you pity her, it could be a 1 page essay (like smaller brideprice).
For my own sha, it will be a 5-10 page essay (Ibo equivalent of brideprice)

lol...funny

itstpia8:
are you in the vetting committee?

if (f) dey your profile then the question is for you.

ah dnt hv nytin to say dats y.

ok...Nxt!!!

Hmmm,nyc wryt up.

100Cents:
No comment..

olryt nau

100Cents:
Flabbergasted !

y

missamanda:
It's not a crime to be beautiful....if you have it, u flaunt it. All the men should run for all I care!

Hmmmmm

Pamcrest:
It's hard for any lady (beautiful or otherwise) to find this elusive Mr Right amongst d crop of marriage-phobia men of nowadays.
Attitude is d key to finding happiness in everything u seek......esp husband.
My humble submission

well said

100Cents:
Are you from Bakassi Local government ?

Nop

100Cents:
Wetin you carry ?

4whr

braintext:
Take a seat.... Creates space

Gracias

Ezibless:
#clears throat.


Onbehalf of the Beautiful Ladies Association on Nairaland (B.L.A.N)...


















I'd comment after our next meeting

lol....d association brain sha

Noted

Moderate head abeg

drnairalov:
*grabs 2 bottles ..oya take

Jah bless,bt braintext dnt wnt me to stay wit u guys,hlp me tawk to him.

braintext:

Getup jare
Are you not a lady?

Haba,lemme sit wit u guys nau,ah won learn.

drnairalov:
leme join U tooo..grabs Maltina and popcorn

CuteEmma come in here so u know what 2 write in d essay I want. *cheers

correct,pass me 2 bottles of maltina,ma gv braintext 1.

braintext:
Spreads mat and waits for the ladies

lemme join u.