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y am I not on the list was I kicked out? [quote author=Gods-child]Single File EVERYWHERE!!!...If you're Sleeping, you're wrong!...If you're Eating, you're wrong

Roll Call!...Roll Call!!...Roll Call!!!


HORBASCO..........absent
WOLEBS............absent
BOUNTYMAN.........absent
SEXY:IFY..........Absent
FEMOINT...........Absent
UCLLOYD...........Absent!
ZUBBAINO..........Absent!
RIDWAN............Absent!!
KIKELOMO..........Absent!!!

KIKELOMO's degree of absence is increasing at an alarming rate...Please, lets look for her oooo!...SBABAJ & PRODAM almost made the list, I saw PRODAM's post just now...CHUKS & BREZZY finally left the list but I hope that is not temporarily sha...I see the regular customers as usual.....hehehhehhehehee....*One Love*[/quote]

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Dahrach: hahahahaha..am a lady oo...my username Dahrach stands for RACHEAL, which represents d RACH..lol..

Nice pls ur email address face book name twitter Id and phone number just to know u better if u know what I mean
.....do u believe in love at first text or should I text u again...
.....do u feel the connection cos I feel it on a 4G level....

Dahrach: @chuckblaze..good to knw am not d only one in dis boat..lol... it's like dis trend is mainly 4 9ja based student cos its rare to come across d foreign trained student..thanks 4 d info..am in cyprus..nd u?

I am in Ghana and this trend is not mainly 4 9ja based students but they make up the 99% except me and now u lol welcome

Dahrach: GoodMorning Sir's nd Ma's...pls any info on registration deadline for foreign trained student..am planning on coming 2 9ja ending of nxt mnth 4 registration but am not sure if registration wil stil b on..nd i dnt want 2 miss registration either...pls house, any update..been checking NYSC website but no info..

In the same boat with u but I hear we sholud wait for the time table but I hear reg would and normally starts in sept and ends in oct or first week of nov well everything boils down on the timetable.
U get. Where u dey self?

Morning house just I day out and I have all this pages to read in order to get up to speed .. have u all noticed that aug has not ended and we are close to that 100th page

I beg pls forgive me I forget to greet cos I see uncle Goddy child and I know say he buy plenty plenty thing for me . I beg o! Good evening. U all!

[quote author=Gods-child]Bro!...I don go come ooo...Miss batch C ke!...GOD forbid bad thing...We believe in prayers...Continue hoping for the best, you will get it...you deserve the best...Don't allow devil to discourage you...#PRAYER-THINGS#...We will surely get good news from you....AMEN!![/quote]Bat man Amen o!

psoto: Abeg, I'm getting older o...Remind me please...

mummy u are not old u are just getting elderly

Thank God o. Uncle Goddy child what u buy come ?[quote author=Gods-child]Good evening my brothers & sisters!...So I traveled down to my school yesterday...I went, I saw, I conquered!...But I have a testimony to share, please permit me...though you may find my post boring as usual sha...

I really want to appreciate what GOD did for CHILD...If not for the GOD of NYSC, GOD of Batch C, GOD of 2012, GOD of A Better House, GOD of GODS-CHILD, GOD Almighty!...I would have missed NYSC batch C...

While at home, I called my level advisor on Wednesday, 15/08 & he told me names have been forwarded in the morning that I must be deceiving myself!...I concluded he was joking cos he does that a lot...Normally, nothing was supposed to prevent my name from being on the list cos the only paper I had to rewrite has been sent to him already...So I got there yesterday & the truth dawned on me when I saw the list myself!...Tunji was almost crying...Wow!

He said I must have been physically present in order for him to clear my results...that he can't cram matric numbers!...As usual, begging began..."Oga e jooor, Oga e joor"

Exam officer intervened, he made a suggestion that for those of us who rewrote some papers, they can still prepare another list & call it 'Presentation 2'...They were certain some other 'Silly' students like me would still come to them...But for those who didn't redo any exams, that there names were just omitted last batch, only GOD knows if there is any solution...

And I waited, till this evening when he entered the computer room...he brought out the results, I showed him my number, he checked out my details & he wrote down my number...I was cleared & free to leave.

If I had delayed my trip till next week, only GOD knows if 'Presentation 2' would still be around...And I want to appreciate this House because I know we have been supporting ourselves in prayer...I'm so certain that GOD would do it for everyone in this Family...I Love You All!

THANK YOU JESUS!...GLORY BE TO GOD!!!

yours faithfully,
GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO
17/08/2012[/quote]

To all unknown ppl veiwing this page let me help my uncle Goddy child and say Wellcome pls batty man will be here soon to open bottle water for ur sake and wash u in pls feel at home. I will be coming round to collect house rent pls I take Any currency except naira. While u wait for me to met u tell us ur name the school that mistakenly allowed u enter after years of jame and where u wish to go and teach for NYSC

CY09: Or you meant to say you will be boarding "The Young Shall Grow"?

Pls what is a "the young shall grow" sorry but the only boarding I will be doing will be into the ABC BUS my father's p.jet

CY09: Na because d tin dey front page...I think it should be Gods-child, he had to take some in food flask for the journey ...Which village be that ?

Otolo Nnewi Anambra state

Where is uncle Goddy child? still farming I guess

psoto: Unserious child, have you checked that link for your requirements?

Yes mummy thank u ma I think I would be landing 9ja soon how body?

Y is this house full like that All those who have not paid there house rent the week go soon end o!....... Wait! wait! wait! who took my yam from the pot who took it this is not funny o man put yam 4 pot in order to come house to do last supper sleep and one thief enter eat am... Hummmmmm I am a true igbo man o! Dey still dey fly 4 my village without plane o!

CY09: Chucks, i see you o!...How market today?

Find o thank God but the price of Toyota part I mean the break pad don fall o Idey rush make I stock my shop...... How ur bar now?

Goodmorning u all.

Dear house pls out of joblessness I found this page u guys have to see this page https://www.nairaland.com/1004650/spray-hair-dreadlocks-braided-hair could not stop laughing

psoto: For ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ lazy son, CHUKS, who I always have τ̅☺ spoon-feed, these were the requirements for Batch B Corpers: http://www.nysc.gov.ng/forignnysc2012.php I hope u won't be too lazy τ̅☺ open it!

Thank u mummy u are the best

[quote author=Gods-child]HALLELUYAH...Yes!...He must go back to his father...I second it...[/quote]Na wash! It will never happen u all will miss me

tayo4me: Good morning house,

Just registered as a foreign trained graduate for NYSC, fingers are now crossed hoping I get a good state.

Have a wonderful day people!

When does registration end for us foreign students abeg I really need the infor plus how do I go about it

Good morning u all. I have done the morning food we would have indaian tea with soil bean bread and tomato paste we well also have egg York paste with meat rings. There is onion soup for those that are cold plus the coffee pot is hot for coffee fans like myself. Pan cakes with egg toppings alone side a pineapple and mango juice is also on the menu. Forgive me I nearly forgot fufu plus eba with okra and vegetable with cow meat would be ready soon plus vegetable cuts for my non meat fans

Wash ur plate after eating o!

U all should get up and pay ur dreaming dues now o

I think I am addicted to
Sugar
Internet
Cold water
Bread
Porn
Apple products
Doing other ppl assignment
Cheap cloths
Costly food

Ok chuks this is the work of joblessness plus sleeplessness!
When u all wake up tell me what u are addicted to

I beg sleep come now! Y are u claming hard to get

psoto: CHUKS...So I've been wasting ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ money since? Come on, use your dictionary now!!! Yeye pikin...

Ok mummy #sucking his hand

I will like to say thank u to God for his grace upon my life and google for aiding me get all my assignment done, my lap, hand, back of my shirt plus random ppl in exam hall for aid me pass my exams, and lastly those rich money miss road friends for free transport to and from school plus the non stop supply of food, drinks and rice money miss road chicks


U all rock

[quote author=Gods-child]UCLLOYD, I respect you for this...yes, I'm familiar with the norms of NL...But lets try & make a difference...A change can start from you!...I'm sure the House would accept your apology...Please, feel free to interact...ermm, abeg wetin be 'Peace Out'?

@ABBA & IK, guys na our brother dey here ooo...Na to embrace LOVE ooo...[/quote]Google it!

[quote author=Gods-child]Haaa!...Bro, see that my school ehn?..LAUTECH, na GOD sabi for them ooo...Me I sha know say I no go carry last!...But I'm planning to travel down next week sha...Baba GOD no go gree dem do ojoro for me![/quote]Amen o!

wolebs0007: the acct in not complete sir, and moreover is that fee for 3yrs?

Its a Uba VIP account number and the fee is for the week

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Where Is my kikelomo and mr contra

[quote author=Gods-child]Oh Yess!
Madam First,
Attending to our newest,
A welcome address,
,
Smooth & perfect,
And without stress.
...her head dey there...hehehehhehee...lwkmd4here![/quote]I am lost " With a poetic effect" pls house is he asking the person out