₦airaland Forum

Majikals:
I heard some unpleasant news though from unreliable source, that there would be just 2 batches this year and ours probably nov/Dec. Can anyone affirm to this?

Bro make I tell you the truth....You just succeeded in spoiling my mood this afternoon. Something that I have forgotten since.

Eitherway, you did good sha,
if they like make batch B camp starts on 25Dec I dnt care

justified10:
I get many mentions, I com confuse...make I touch d important ones now and now.


my A.bbie25 , yes I'm back for good...

chum.aster , y.orme talk say I b bad influence say him.and kapable.75 sef don dey speak pidgin...how e take concern me na? una fall in love with ma official language, na ma fault?

chumast.er, u com still say u b 2face ...na dbanj or bankyW u b...u neva get babe na..

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I go drop ma official language for 2 days..make I c as e go be, weda.I fit cope but me doubt am.sha...

dreamcom2ru I c u, carry ur heart com.make I fix am for u

thank goodness that Abbie is a graduate of English, so she will be on ground to access you well. As for the 2face thingy, you can say 2face of pre-matrimony

yorme:
That flashlight n mirror no try. The man na inexperienced cheat! He shu coman learn from chumaster!

I didn't see this, and I guess Dot.tune didn't see it as well

yorme:
As in ehn... That justified10 guy, na wrong influence him be. I been no dey speak pidgin for public forum ma. Na him come chook d thing for ma mouth like correct chilled Zobo!

lol, justified10 come and clear yaself. Is yorme saying that you are a bad influence to Glers

yorme:
U sef don join justified10 league.

the thing dey highly contagious, even kapable75 don join too

justified10:
people of Graceland, good morning to u all..

ch.umaster, I been dey wonder, u too lyk work lyk dbanj, wen u wan av tym to marry?

hehehe, maybe more lyk 2face than dbanj

Dreamcome2ru:
Kapable75,no vex bro,next tym i go buy u pop-corn,back to the matter,I bin dh wonder when GL lovebirds go invite us all for dem "40yams"of a thing o,atleast make all citizens come prostrate,pressy brakelight self i no see from afar at all,ruthobaz come gentle like person wey dh poo,seriously,she miss Greycious like mixer.
Justified10***Abbie25
Greycious***ruthobaz(Dem Olori oko)
Kapable75***Tenderblaze
yorme***Twerky101(This one i still dh observe,coz jubeez still dh peep)
Who else remain gan self?see bromance of life,ohhh,i mean romance jare.
Chumaster,manus17 nko?dem dh do sole proprietorship ni?biko no follow my footsteps oo coz hmmm me i fear heart war,dtz y i no eye babes o,i get fragile loveheart,where Iphemama?Chuxmyk?and co,chai our senators dh sleep o,I will also urge all the peepers to please"Knock and it shall be open".

Add
dotune **** franceswasky thanks
.
Sole proprietorship ko soul proprietorcar ni

With more stories of Fulani herdsmen attacking and stealing from unizik students, another one just happened yesterday.
This time around its a Unizik Student Union Government official, Hon. Caleb, he represents the department of Igbo Language studies in the Student Representative council of the SUG.
He narrated the ordeal to one of our field reporters who filed in this report, here was what he said ;
"I was attacked by an armed robber last night in my room, but to God be the glory he gave me gut, strength and wisdom to counter attack him and capture him even with his gun. He is a Fulani herdsman. He is currently with school security now. Am sound and safe only the shock
But hope God will forgive me, he might die before dawn because the injury I gave him was severe. School medical refused to treat him with the reason that he is a criminal"

https://44isaac./2016/03/29/another-attack-unizik-sug-official-got-attack-by-fulani-herdsmen-in-his-lodge-last-nightas-medicals-refuse-to-treat-him-see-photos/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9244340504

yorme:
Seriously? When? How? Two weeks?

check A16 timetable (camp opening and closing date) on der website

yorme:
Real funny service experiences. The real fun ends within the camp environs.

exactly, buh now they have reduced camp days to two weeks

yorme:
Mix Rob with paracetamol. Add ampicillin and tetracycline. Mix it all in very hot water and drink. Your cough would b a tale of the past! Testify in heaven afterwards!

You are blessed, my brother! Jealousy!

judging from your last word, Are you really prescribing these drugs for me cos you want to get rid of my cough or is there an uterior motive to that

lol

yorme:
Seeing u alone removes all doubts of being good. I've been jus too perfectly good!

**coughs**

yorme:
lol. That's y i used the word "relatively". Depends on wer/what she intends spending on, you know.

she has already mentioned it vis;
PAY,
livelyness,
social infrastructure,
security

Yorme, I quite disagree with you abt Enugu and crossRiver.
Ist: you implied that crossRiver pays well, this is not the case, they pay N3000 only
2nd: you mentioned that there is high cost of living in Enugu, I totally disagree with you on this. Enugu is not expensive when compared to other mega cities. Enugu has the least expensive transport system when compared to other states(using der capitals as case study). The most expensive thing there is their girls we call them "umu asa 042"

Twerky101:
In terms of the pay, social infrastructure, livelyness & security

with these criterias, the answer is simply LAGOS.
If Gov Wike keeps to his promise, then RIVERS state should next on the list. Forget abt the electorial violence witnessed there recently
ENUGU
AKWAIBOM

Twerky101:
So which state is best for nysc?

in terms of what?

yorme:
Ya on point! Dhaz y I love u!

badt boy, I know that you'l like it

justified19:
maybe it is wrong or bad...but I've given up on dis country..

hehehehe, I have given up, down and dsides for Naijeria sef

justified19:
good afternoon everyone..
y.orme c.humaster g.reycious edbo.r manus1.7 kapa.ble75 dis country tire me, dem no fit post me go UK for ma nysc?

dey will post you to syria, hope you'l like it?

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Eritrea will fit yorme sha

donoti23 welcome to the family

Tracer where have you been?

yorme:
Chumaster locating lips..since 1707!

not like that, Am just being generous to nature gifts

Ogochukwu67:
Hope to be batch b was not mobilized for batch a.
Good day all

welcome Sir/Ma, forget that Our faculty joor, na God go judge them

yorme:
Jus d middlename n firstname would do fa!
Virgin-Yorme!

hehehe I yaff in indiana

Abbie25:
Ayam good oo.. I saw her na. She's always peeping.. Lolz

babena I beg enter joor, your lips though. Abbie are you see wat am saw?

yorme:
Gud morin, oga jega oh! Aw d weather for that side?

d weda is mild, am okay with it

yorme:
Dhaz ma middle name, infact!

hmmm imajin wat ya saw-name and fest-name will be

Abbie25 & ruthobaz hawa you? Diaris one "Babena" here, she has bin pee(p)ing all this while.

Yorme was d word "vegin" inventedi d day you where createdi eeh

Dreamcome2ru tank you for givin us d infomasion abt the geo-politikal zones

una gooday o