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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:40pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
*eavesdrops whispers*
*whispers back *
He borrowed leaves from pressy Buhari ne. Don't blame him.
*walks away as If i heard nothing*

looks like someone is eavesdropping, Who is peeping there huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2016

ChuxMyk:
Some schools haven't been represented well in this city o. Na only 1 futo guy I don see sef

Dnt worry, they will show in no distant time and you guys shall now take responsibility of that. Who knows, I might even submit my application to represent my sch if nobody shows interest

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:33pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
*whispers*
Don't worry, sir! Your pockets will not be left empty
*winks*

*In a big man's laugh) huhuhu

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:29pm On Mar 03, 2016

battoyyeb:
*shakes
Mr jega, we really appreciate ur effort

*whispers to him* This one our pressy dey do go-and-come, I hope you guys aren't going to impeach him

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:26pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
Big congrats to our distinguished senators! We pray your leadership would yield great results.

Anyways sha... Don't forget to consult me as per elder statesman, else.... ask justifed19! *straight face*

we no wan hear stories of ghana must go bag going in and coming out of the red chamber cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:14pm On Mar 03, 2016

While waiting for pressy speech *Shakes battoyyeb, sonymax16 and chuxmyk*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:10pm On Mar 03, 2016

Having recited the oat of office, by the power and authority vested on me by Glers as GEC Chairman and chief inaugrator of this foremost red chamber, I declare the premier Senate open giving them the power to legistrate over the affairs of GL.
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Let me officially handover the mess to Mr president Greycious to for him to hand it over to the new senators and gives His inaugral speech
His Excellency sir *hands him the mic*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:59pm On Mar 03, 2016*

OAT OF OFFICE

*********recite after me

I ______________(name) representing________constituency(school) do solemnly swear that I shall discharge my duties well, that the interest of people I represent shall be my number one priority, dat I shall obey d principles of Graceland by making "nysc-related" issue my primary objective(as it concerns my constituency/school) and that I shall treat every motion without sentiments and equally support any bill that means well for the entire Graceland citizens...
so help me God.
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Cc
ChuxMyk
Mcmooney
sonymax16
DexxyAlebs
battoyyeb
Misskaycee21
(ensure you do recite it when you come online... *for those absent)

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:54pm On Mar 03, 2016

I shall read out the oats of office, you shall qoute and recite it attaching your name and school in the fields provided in the process

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:52pm On Mar 03, 2016

The major responsibilty of the senators is to represent and present matters that concerns their respective schs and to make laws that guide the activities within this land

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:48pm On Mar 03, 2016

THESE ARE THE SENATORS IN MAKING
1-ChuxMyk...FUTO
2-Mcmooney...Kogi State uni
3-sonymax16...Unilag
5-DexxyAlebs..olabisi Onabanjo Uni Ogun
6-battoyyeb...Lautech
7-Misskaycee21...Adekunle Ajasin Uni (AAUA)
....

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:44pm On Mar 03, 2016

His Excellency, President Greycious

Vice president, Her Excellency, Ruthobaz.
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Mr GL...Justified19
Miss GL...Abbie25
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And all other protocols duely observed.
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It is on this note that I formally welcome you all to another history re-writting occassion, the inaugration of the senate, the red chamber and the legistrative body of Gl govt.

Welcome once again

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:40pm On Mar 03, 2016

Greycious:
Sorry to interrupt, is the other aspirant around? was he/she aware of the inauguration tonight?

everybody got the mentions on several occasion

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:38pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
Chumaster, would the aspiring senators presently offline be sworn in also?

yes, I will spell out the oats for them and tag their names, so that anytime they come online they will do justice to that

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03, 2016

Without wasting time,
this event is not a highly ceremonial one so we will go straight to the reason why we are here tonight

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:31pm On Mar 03, 2016

sonymax16:
I greet una ooooo gracelanders
Pressy,my able VP,justified10,chumaster,yomie,dreamcometru..... etc.....I troway salute for una

welcome sir, your sch has 2 aspirants, you and kayusely

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2016

I appreciate your presence mcmooney, dreamcome2ru, yorme, sonymax16, battoyyeb

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:25pm On Mar 03, 2016

Greycious:
I'm here now.
Please, my VP should be sworn in, even if I'm not around.

will do that once she shows up

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:20pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
Hiding in ma caban!

Chumaster, Kudos to you sir! Pending the arrival of President Grecious and our amiable VP cum FirstLady whom we all crush on, is there any special preparation for the after-swearing in party?

I'm considering bringing Ms Spixytinxy to supply some drinks as usual for the special event.

Also, I dunno if a letter requesting the presence of the A'16 president and his entourage has been sent across.

As we await the glorious event, I hail y'all!

DJ Justified19/10, turn up da muzik!

President Greycious is no where to be found, we need him here before we can take further actions

*modified* I sight you Mr president sir, how is tonight gonna be?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:17pm On Mar 03, 2016

yorme:
Hiding in ma caban!

Chumaster, Kudos to you sir! Pending the arrival of President Grecious and our amiable VP cum FirstLady whom we all crush on, is there any special preparation for the after-swearing in party?

I'm considering bringing Ms Spixytinxy to supply some drinks as usual for the special event.

Also, I dunno if a letter requesting the presence of the A'16 president and his entourage has been sent across.

As we await the glorious event, I hail y'all!

DJ Justified19/10, turn up da muzik!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:49pm On Mar 03, 2016

justified19:
Mr Jega nice job...it is important dat pressy,greycious makes himself available plus ruthobaz so she can b sworn in with dem.

*****modified******
so, I opened page 119. and 19 is actually my favorite number...ayam happy o..

please, where is missmossy?

what if they don't show?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:22pm On Mar 03, 2016*

GOODEVENING GRACELANDERS

LIST OF SENATORIAL ASPIRANTS
*ChuxMyk...FUTO
*Mcmooney...Kogi State uni
*kayusely...UNILAG
*sonymax16...UNILAG
*DexxyAlebs..olabisi Onabanjo Uni Ogun
*battoyyeb...Lautech
*Misskaycee21...Adekunle Ajasin Uni (AAUA)

I hope you guys are available at 9.30pm tonight for your swearing in?
Else It will be postponed again

Cc
greycious
Logodwhiz
ruthobaz
justified19
....

Education › Re: I Scored 260 In Jamb But I'm Very Sure I Deserved More by chumaster(m): 4:50pm On Mar 03, 2016

My exact score in 2011, now it's obvious that Jamb isn't the only pain in the a.ss challange to ones development. NYSC is another thorn in the flesh now

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:34pm On Mar 03, 2016

Dreamcome2ru:
Send me one nah,please na beg I dh beg.

make I give you the back wey I peel off abi na the seed wey I chop remain u want fa

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:28pm On Mar 03, 2016

justified19:
make I shapplay enter market go buy ogbomoso mango tomoro..lol.

abi make I kuku go pack am from village.

ogbomoso mango? shocked

dis is my first time of hearing this; but villa own go dey more economical cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:20pm On Mar 03, 2016

justified19:
Abbie is my miss and mine alone...we go do second term sef...

as for d other ladies...I no even dey c dem.

e better be true o

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:16pm On Mar 03, 2016

justified19:
but wait o, mango don com out true true?

yep, I chop am today

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:52pm On Mar 03, 2016

justified19:
where u dey run go? com back com chop ur beating..

abbie..25 welcome.. where is my nsala?

you no go like do that na, atleast not wer abbie dey. Abi you wan lose your diginity and change Abbie's impression of you wink

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:45pm On Mar 03, 2016

Dreamcome2ru:
#StraightFace#Be warned ooo.

Bro no vex abeg, na the sweetness of the mango cause am cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:43pm On Mar 03, 2016

Abbie25:
Hey guys.. Thanks for all your messages.. Missed you guys a lot. Sonymax hope you still came for your convo, my phone was messed up so I couldn't get your message on time, would av loved the company. J..ustified19, how are you? Chuma..ster keep up the good work.. R..uthobaz and greyciou..s thanks a lot.. B.obolil I miss you more o.. Dreamcome..2ru how are you

Welcome back, still waiting for our convocation ofe nsala cheesy

Please do justice to Unilag senatorial aspirants

As for justified19, we can now hope that ur presence will put him in check. Our ladies are not for him alone cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:35pm On Mar 03, 2016

GOOD NEWS FROM THE MOST NATURAL SOURCE!!!!

Though I checked nysc portals, facebook page and twitter handle, it was not there.
I got and confirmed the goodnews while patrolling inside the market square, I noticed and can confidently confirm to you that Mangifera Indica a.k.a mango is out......infact, I dey chop am now *runs out*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:21pm On Mar 03, 2016

Misskaycee21:
i'll gladly rep my school
AAUA Adekunle Ajasin University

wao! first woman in the senatorial bid. *gives her form, calls for standing ovation*
cc
greycious
ruthobaz
manu17
justified19 or 10
abbie25..........

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