₦airaland Forum

ChuxMyk:
Lol. Well spoken like a wise man. We suppose make u elder for Graceland

elder as young as I am I reject am

Juliet05, Goodmorning.
Your scalf won't fall if you say hi or hello to the house atleast once in a while when you show up

ChuxMyk:
Hahahaha. That Prof title go sweet na. Abi u no reason am?

not at all, Abeg find wife. Nature no be fool wen em make a boy come make girl keep for am.
Attaining "professorship in Singlehood" is an abuse of nature

ChuxMyk:
Lmao. E don reach Msi o. Lol. Whatever that means

e don do joor, you wan be professor. I no say you get a bae but una wan get Msi together before ....

ChuxMyk:
Lol. My side dey sharp. I no understand d oda language.

that's why I cancelled it out. I have forgotten that you still have Bsi in Relationship

Finally, stream2 batch A call-up letter is out . Ndi ara!

I don't know why people are blaming NYSC
Nysc is a federal funded scheme, once they (FG) didn't release fund, technically Nysc will be stranded.
ALL BLAMES SHOULD GO TO THIS INCOMPETENT GOVT.
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There are some fragile programmes and projects that the govt shouldn't neglect irrespective of fund availability or budget signing. Things that involve human health, human development, food etc. All of us know that this budget issue did not affect the upkeep of govt officials, their travels....
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THIS GOVT OF BUHARI IS INSENSITIVE TO THE PLIGHT OF ITS CITIZENS WHO DONATED THEIR LIFE EARNINGS FOR HIS ELECTION.
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WICKEDNESS!!!!
VAMPIRES!!!!

ChuxMyk:
. Good morning sir. Kee Maka oru?

Nnaa eeh, oru na-aga nke oma. How is ur side and ur bae ?

Good morning pretties and finesse
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Kapabble75 and bussieboi, which fight are you guys planning for me? Mind you I never went on this break for nothing....Adi m set
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Congrat mbanonwanyi on your successful exam.
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Our pressy never show since I visited last, I hope this PMS issue isn't affecting him most
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Goodmorning
justified10
yorme
ruthobaz
titanium38
missbeebee
bussieboi
dreamcome2ru
kapable75
chuxmyk
starryv
iyke1989
......everybody
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There is this other batch B thread, I saw your replies to the OP, cool but I think we should ignore that thread.
The title is not even legitimate, "Nysc batch B 2016" who swore him in as a corper?

yorme:
What do you suggest I do to that boy sef? Him matter they confuse me, walahi!

your koboko should be put to use, infact ensure you carry the snake as well

bussieboi:
hello pple bussieboi tv officially brings to u
the 1st gbagaun/bomb/bullet/english
murder of d day

this is character assasination! Yorme come and do your work as the AGF wey u be

bussieboi:
Ewo! easy na no dey fall yoruba gehs hands like dis nah

***jumps in to defend her** Na mistake na, abi u no dey make mistake?

Juliet05:
No o, am a Yoruba Osun state to be precided

ooh, now I know you aren't her.
Como puede ser verdad Te amo
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yorme:
QUESTION FOR THE NIGHT

Now that subsidy has been removed and the cost of living would be increased, I hope our NYSC allowee would be increased too fa! I can still manage N98,500 sha.

Based on your personal average monthly expenses, how much can you manage?

NB:
* No do long-throat oh! Else I'll cut it short for you.
* You could back it up with reasons
Et all

I can manage anything equal to Buhari's pikins own

justified10:
she isn't d one..
Juliet, awayu jare..
let me b ur romeo na make equation balance

ah asked u U be juliet05

Juliet05:
really?,good evening bro

I swear, I am still investigating it. Are you an Igbo?

Juliet05, you look like someone that I know. Goodevening ma'm

yorme:
Kapa-kini? Don't worry, I have him in ma armpit aiidy

ampit ke? Kapable75 aah you see wat am saw?

yorme:
I hide am under that throne. Dey careful sha oh! Snake dey beside am!

, keep your koboko abeg, I no say this na part of ur coup plot

yorme:
Sha retain that crown as I prepare for another magnificent comeback!

in the next decade shey? That is if Kapabe75 didn't win it then

justified10:
who dey here?
I get 15mins break, I say make I use am hail ma pple..
yorm.e k.apable75 c.humaster starry.V how una dey?
patty201.4 dear, where have u been? nawa to u o.

bros, you just dey flash yourself like light. Kontunu

StarryV:
Dont mind him. He's a trouble maker

aaah! Me Yorme abeg lend me that your thunder-resetting koboko

yorme:
Choi!!!

So obvious say una don mean me die! That guy wey no allow my Phone charge ehn... e no try at all! Chumaster, Kapable75 and Chuxmyk, na una go plan coup say make my battery empty before time bah? No worries... My sheep wey reverse, na power e go hijack come fa!

Chumaster, congrats sha... unfortunately, as I see say I no fit win the thing again, I don go sell the crown quick quick! Pele ehn!

Greycious, welcome back with your retweaked orientation! Ruthobaz, you gatz gist me wetin you and Oga Pressy do for prison yard oh! Else...

Chuxmyk... Ooorbi!!

I dey come back oh.... I wan go find trouble small.

As long as the coup wasn't abortive, you and your sheep are on a fruitless mission
as for the crown, I have signed a contract with a Qatarian firm to make a new one with 50 carats of Gold. To be delivered tommorrow. I don't need a crown that you'v worn for 3 years.

kapable75:
u still dey add salt for injury abi? Recommend who? Anyway sha, FYI i neva forgive am unless him carry me go spixytinxy shop go buy me non-alcoholic alcohol.

haba bros, easy abeg, if you want paraga, no p. Show up at spixytinxy area tonight, I go place an order for umu pinopino for ya. Shey you go like am?

vikaddy:
Chumaster really?
Why do you have to cross my monica out?
Am good anyway!

nothing o, I just want your crush friend starryv to help me extend my greetings to ya

Goodmorning all
I wish all of us success in all our endeavours today
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StarryV:
Well ayam fine... No no no no u dnt need to cancel dat which u've already typed. They both are fine. They are doing great. Thanks for stopping by. Now continue ur journey!!

I ve reached my destination sha
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justified10:
u brilliant o.. its relly an all-day-busy work ...it's not a job

As long as it pays, who prefare job to work again?
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ruthobaz:
Congratulations to the tear rubber Mr and Miss B16, chumaster and titanium38. I can see that it was keenly but not duly contested

was so happy reading this but got disappointed at the end

Justified10 you want to become a night crawler ba, I guess you got a n all-day-busy job

kapable75:
me i no aggrieve anything o. But me i go always talk the truth. U do wayo and nothing go change am.

if this will call a truce btw us, no wahala. You go wear the crown after me

daviddagreat:
Hey Wassup

hey you haven't introduced yourself and you are trespassing. Do that and you are free to hey or wassup Miss GL. Wassdown isn't allowed by Mr GL

kapable75:
dey feel yourself na. See titanium38 dey your side. But justified10 go sha dey look you with corner eyes.

justified10 na my padi, him na coded "guyman"

Greycious:
Lolz...I ain't leaving a bad legacy. It's just a tweak

you'd better retweak am, e no work

kapable75:
me i no dey like that kine team up. You no even fear go paste graceland register so that u go open new page. Pressy greycious you have to do something o or i wee nor gree

person wey win am don win am, pressy can only setup a committee that will dialogue with the aggrieved persons