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Joshua Alalade ex Apostolic Church Grammar School Ketu circa '79 should get in touch with yakubu on wowislogs@aol.com

@Nigeria1


THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN, U HAVE REACHED HERE. THE SNOW IS MELTING FAST,

, SHOW ME PICS OF ABEOKUTA , EXACT LOCATION? ARO

@ poster,,,

True talk, those who have ears, let them hear.

Those separatists-- quota and co are unserious people, very paedestrian and we should have compassion for them.
If you have no respect for this country, go elsewhere but stop insulting our sensibilities. We are looking for solutions not irritants like Quota.

[color=#000099]@MoHot

You are not serious too but I was just having fun.

I am a regular at Apapa Tantalizer for Ofada rice, combined with Efo Riro.

Na d aroma of the rice and iru in the soup dey shack me[/color]

Na Wa Oh !



SO JOBLESS PEOPLE DEY TIRE, GET OFF YOUR AR, (BUMS) AND AMUSE ME

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please include a lagos contact address and phone number

Kai, I have tried I could but I am unable to imagine what this country will look like.

In short, E no possible, Lai Lai, unless A Rawlings is born on Nigerian soil and then

, heads will roll, Thereafter we go start, Any dreams of achieving this gradually will not

materialize, We know who our oppressors are only we are too weak to fight them PITY, PITY

[b] @zaragoza[/b]


Well said and I agree with you but some have two, one int the normal place and another on the crown of their heads where it may not be seen, BUT WHEN IT IS ON THE FOREHEAD, ALMOST BETWEEN THE EYES, it is a source for concern

Wayyo Allah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any Nigerian thinking like these guys is in a zoo. No more no less.
With all the competing demands in Naija?
There is a very big disconnect between these entrepreneurs and Naija.
Dis people fit no know dem village.

[b][/b] OR, FARIDA SHINE YOUR EYE, The loot is moving
across the channel, from the Isle of man, Guernsey etc. If e land for London
, forget loot recovery.

@infobaba, good for you, in the world of jobless people , who do you expect, bored and bring people like yu

@ romade, you know , i moved to the external wing of our department.
Wanted to invite you but i saw a different person, thought your website has been
kidnapped by hackers of the "wierd" kind. Please I beg u bring
reclaim your honour

@cbase, which school you go sef? Na night school when nepa no dey. Your fullname is cbase
without capital letters, I am promoting you progressively and you want to break bounds. You wrote that in your
profile, [/b]NA SO UNA DEY TAKE FAIL EXAM AND INTERVIEW[b]

And for the Malaysian, areyou sure you are one, u look morelike the kungfu fighter.? I understand the Chinese
betternbut with time I will improve with Malaysians, at least we are in the tropics, along the Equator, I know say catfish and
bush meat go dey yanfu yanfu, Do you make peppersoup with buffalo?

ME and romade go bring our son cbase for saturday brunch , UNA get TOMBO? kai kai nko? How una dey call am for yonder, una get chicken? abi na vulture una dey call chicken?

romade, please help me drill these guys, and make sure you do what i say or else, u go c
REPORT BACK IMMEDIATELY. NICE DAY

@[b] @courage89 AND FELLOW COUNTRYMEN[/b][i][/i][color=#990000][/color]


Thank you bros, i appreciate your detailed info but what I want to know is how many (ego,owo,kudi)n naira.

In layman's language if it costs say 118 naira as cost of exploration and exploitation (including those fantastic oil sector wages and fringe benefits    ) per barrel and it is sold at say USD100 per barrel  ,it means the profit is USD99 per barrel . Multiply this by 2.8 million barrels per day you have USD 277,200,000 per day. With a production sharing contract (PSC ) of say 60/40 , we should expect  USD166,320,000.If the oil companies pay royalty  , it is additional income.

Take it from me, our Creator has already subsidised this country and the government has no business claiming this feat. These politicians and technocrats are fooling everyone and sincerely, we should all apologise to the Niger Deltans for the benign neglect inflictred on them by our brothers and sisters greed which to our collective shame , we have not been able to control. SHAME ON ALL OF US, 

I do not need to mention those in this Hall of Shame,  our brothers and sisters from all over the country, Anybody who happened to have entered ASO  Rock, even on a courtesy visit, not to talk of sleeping there,  our legislators and their military forebears,  civil servants/technocrats,  businessman, traditional ruler,  NAME them  including the professional advisers who made sure that the price of petrol per litre is at par with 
Ragolis (APPRPPRIATE PRICING?).

i DO NOT NEED TO SAY MORE,  You all know who is fooling you and you all know who is stealing your money and you all know who is allowing them to remain in power with "designer judgments",  AND YOU AL KNOW WHY THINGS ARE NOT WORKING

SLEEP ON,  TO OUR DETRIMENT 

FELLOW COUTRYMEN


Our leaders are riding one long gravy train that has no terminus and we just have to stop it.

My question is -- with all this grammar about rising crude oil prices, budgets and benchmarks and so on and so forth,
[b][/b]what does it take to produce 1barrel of oil?
what does it cost to refine 1 lter of PMS/AGO?DPK or whatever?
what is the royalty paid on each barrel by the majors-- SHELL etc?
How long does it take to build a refinery?

@ROMADE

dON'T MIND cBASE, EVEN FOR IDLENESS, HE IS LAZY, HE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO EVEN SAY ANYTHING


ANYWAY, WHEN SHOULD I CHECK FOR YOUR NEXT PIC, BUT MAKE SURE THE PHRASES REMAIN, WHERE U BEEN??

@ ALEXmaN and NigeriaI

Please don't get me wrong, I do not have any objection to such criticism. Rather you should read my second
paragraph and following statements not as part pf paragraph 1. In any case, i am advocating for a national
and therefore unnified assault on the "vultures". They have been able to subjugate us locally for too long, as
disparate groups. That is why the little that trickled to the Niger DElta was mismanaged, just like other places
too.

Like Nigeria1, I do not have much confidence in local governments. When they were created, i saw each chairman
or councillor as in every face to face society-- your brother, uncle, inlaw or classmate from school. If he stole, you
will see where nhe drops it and he could be scorned by the community, For where [b][/b]
You cannot even see their poopoo Lets face it, you cannot face these vultures, you could have
done so since. Lets do it in one fell swoop, on a national platform.

Finally,I have refrained from taking on NIgeria1 on these maps and figures because they do not tell the full story
of our demographics. It is good to bandy all these new fangled ideas from sattellite photography to DNA but what
is the reality on the ground, the social system that brings about differences in population growth,

This is a new universe of enquiry, maybe he should check on this list

;;;;religion, early marriage, polygamy,sedentary trades like agriculture etc, they are just a few,

[/b][b]@Nigeria1,

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PIE IN THE SKY

LOOK , THE SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE OVERHAULED BEFORE EKITI GENERATES N5 BILLION MONTHLY.
WHY IS NOT DOING SO NOW, THE RAPACIOUS PEOPLE IN POWER, THE PAUPERISING STRUCTURE ( EXECUTIVE, LEGISLATURE/JUDICIARY) WHICH BUDGETS OUR MONEY BUT SPENDS IT ON ITSELF AND CONTINUES TO HOLD US HOSTAGE AND ENCOURAGE US TO FIGHT EACH OTHER EVERY FOUR YEARS ONLY TO INTERVENE AND RIG THE ELECTIONS ARRANGED BY THEM,

AFTER THIS, I BET YOU NOBODY WILL LOOK FOR A STATE AS THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR THEM, AND THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR YOUR MAPS, RATHER THEY WILL BE USED FOR MORE BENEFICIAL USE AS I EARLIER SUGGESTED, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A "SMART LEADERSHIP" AND "SERVANT LEADER" ALL NA GRAMMAR, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY BY YOUR IDEALISM, FIRST THINGS FIRST LETS TALK MORE

[color=#770077][/color][b][/b]@MoHot I beg tell the cameraman make he carry him lens go up up up up

Maybe it will be better that Ofada or Basmati rice ypu are very creative

Well, I congratulate Kaduna State but this is alesson for the other states. Each state should endeavour to
exploit any resource available for the good of all. They should not wait for the monthly allocation from Abuja.
This is one of the unfortunate offshoots of our adulterated federal system of government.

For the information of all, Brazil produces ehtanol fo domestic use and export. Ethanol in its pure form is not for
human consumption. Kaduna state is a state for both Muslims and Christians. Ethanol can be mixed in proportion with
petrol (PMS) to produce E10 which is suitable for use in automobiles. Ethanol can also be used in place of kerosine and it
burns to produce a blue hot flame , without soot. I have a sample of this stove and can confirm that at the last time
I checked, Ehthanol is about $0.37 per litre in Brazil and with firm negotiations, it could be lower if it is forexport.
There is the possibility of producing it at a lower cost and on a larger scale locally and that is the best option. In any case,
ethanol can be produced from wheat, maize, Cassava etc

Meanwhile, sugar cane is not "food" in the sense that some "educated" people think. Production in a larger scale is
possible all over the country. If so, I do not have any qualms if such people decide to convert it into "food".
Let them try it with cassava and we shall see if alarm no go blow, so which is better?

Honestly, all this sarcasm and display of ignorance is counterproductive. Anytime issues like these come up, we must put
our heads together and look at the brighter side of life. There are other threads in Nairaland where you can ventilate your prejudices
but not in this type of forum.

:@ Rashid

Salama Alaikum, Please let me know if you have a mobile phone that is WAP enabled.
All you have to do is to browse the internet. I can supply some sites where you caan download
what tou need and for free . I have downloaded both the Holy Quran and Hadiths from these sites to my
laptop and am very happy. I can supply the sites to you later, RAMADAN KARIM

[i]4 ME IT IS OFADA RICE WITH EFO RIRO AND PLENTY KPOMO AND DRY FISH.


BASMATI KE? IS TOO PLASTIC .OFADA , THE REAL THING [/i] SOMEBODY SHOULD YRY TUWON SHINKAFA WITH OFADA OR ANY OF OUR LOCAL RICE VARIETIES, AND COMMENT

@Nigeria1 and others.

I am very much impressed by your tenacity of purpose an have indeed learnt a lot for your argments.
If not for usual "wahala" created by our elite, why are we bothered , fighting for allocation of a resource
that will be frittered away by our leaders, they are the same everywhere. YOU HAVE FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT.

I am only afraid that you are whistling in the dark, if you know what I mean. Creating more states means frittering
away the little that trickles after the "resource" is "controlled' in Abuja and the states and local governmens. I can
assure you that with more states the figures will become smaller and the headaches with new minorities.

Secondly, considering the realpolitik in nigeria today, no new states are economically viable as the present ones are
tied to the apron strings of the federal government.We are not operating a federal system or even a prsidential syetem
for that matter. The local govenment syatem is no different. WHY create more problems. CORRECT the system first and
state creation becomes meaningful. DO not increase the pauprerisation of the ordinary citizen as your campaign will only
breed another set of 'sharks"  from governors to legislators and the baggage that comes with them.
YOU WILL BE CREATING MORE VULTURES, ask  the Niger Delta people!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, I suggest that  you direct your attention to more profitable ventures by commercialising your talents for the good
of society at large. Politics will be a very embarrassing terrain for your type, especially in these times In future, who knows,

I wish you all the best and look foward to more interesting analysis along the lines I am suggesting.

THANK YOU

Quote from: QuotaSyste on September 12, 2008, 10:12 PM
Sorry, not only east. I advocate more for the south south more than i do for the east. Check all my posts to confirm this. I am simply against injustices which the hausas have been perpetrating blindly (due to their illiteracy) on behalf of the British and this have been arresting our development.


For all i know, no Nigerian has gone to mars, maybe our rocket scientist Quotasyste is in his lab somewhere getting ready.

Until then, I am yet to see where his LITERACY has taken him, maybe these "airs" are responsible for his views. WHAT IS EDUCATION? WHAT IS LITERACY ? WHAT IS ENLIGHTENMENT ? WHAT IS CULTURE? WHAT IS POLITICS? WHAT IS PROGRESS? WHAT IS HUMILITY?

Don't let anybody fool you, we are all hostages to each other in this country, We better think of how we shall correct the mess created collectively by our forebears. All this claims to enlightenment cannot take us anywhere, IS IT NOT THE ENLIGHTENED POLITICIANS,BUSINESSMEN AND CIVIL SERVANTS THAT ARE GANG RAPING US , AND NA FROM ALL PARTS OF NIGERIA DEM COME

LITERACY AND ENLIGHTENMENT ENDOWS PEOPLE WITH HUMILITY not arrogance. Is there any school quotasyste has gone to that other northerners have not gone too, including night school and evening classes? HE IS ONLY LITERATE AND NOT ENLIGHTENED

You are the only sugar in my tea; the only mosquito in my net;
if all the trees in the world were trees and all the rivers in the world were ink, i will never stop writing this missive

Na waoh, Am not sure the post office is still existing, at least not in these days of gsm,text and emails,

Today we use the internet, yahoo messenger and text messages,

I still remember those days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLITICS WITHOUT BITTERNESSS, THATS THE NAME OF THE GAME, PEOPLE GET CARRIED AWAY AND
END CREATING WILD STORIES AND RAKING MUD BEYOND RASONABLE LEVELS, WHAT TYPE OF POLITICAL
SOCIALISATION IS THAT. THEY ARE CONSUMED BY HATE AND THIS ULTIMATELY SPOILS THE DIALOGUE,

CHEERS TO THE NOMINEES ANYWAY , JUST COOL TEMPER ,

[b][/b] STRICTLY NAIJA    , LOOK AT THEM,,,,,, ME, ME,ME ,ME , SEND THEM TO ME

BECAUSE NA FREE OFFER, THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH IN FREETOWN BETTER HOLD BODY, E BW LIKE SAY THE HORN WAEY SUPPOSE TO DEY DOWN BELOW DEY FOR THEIR FOREHEAD MAKE UNA GO MARRY