₦airaland Forum

cooljude:
Honestly that line is not bad o. lol. op na one of those tinz wey person gat do as a teenager. the young man is trying to express his inner most desire but his English is superb in the negative axis.

Lol superb in the negative axis, guy you a linguistic from another planet. I've never written love letter all my life though

Eyaa she even forgive the boy if person do my sister like that, the jazz when I go use for am ehn him head no go correct. But why take nude picture when your husband can see your nude body real life

NarnieSnyper:
#It is not my fort but my heart fort. Lwkmd!

Lol that's my favorite line in the letter.

Jblaiseboy:
Sir why don't you persuade the school management to include english language in the school educational structure?.Because with what i read,i doubt if that guy is been taught english language.

The problem is not but the students how can this one learn when he's busy chasing girls

I asked all my students to submit their agric notebooks. As it will be used as their continuous assessment and "luckily" I found this I couldn't control myself as I was laughing like some lunatic right in the staff room.
But you know what? I've decided not to laugh alone!!!

Dear One,
please I don't whant you to pick offend on what I really like to tell you now. I have being keeping it inside my heart all this day but I think that this is is the right time for me to releave all that is inside of me.
I have being thinking about you all this day, and also afraid to tell you because, I don't know how your respond will look like. I want you to be my love. I have being looking for a time to express my feeling to you, but know way and I think that this is the right way to tell you first before we talk life (face to face).
please don't be angry because I know you must. I know how much this hit your mind and I also want you to understand that this is not my fort but my heart fort, and also forgive my heart and take it close to yourself pls. may be it only me that love you but incase if you don't know how much I really love you, You can go through test for me and I will assure you that I will really pass the test. Maybe you have a boyfriend but is not mean to say know to my requesting. I really want you to read this letter and tell me that you love me 2. please I am waiting for your respond and your reply pls. And please I don't want negative answer.
I am waiting. Take care and have a nice day.
Good bye

Rip to him (blackberry) The same blackberry when my brother buy for 2013 when I touch am he nearly kill me. Thank God for Change. Baba is working

It's a pity, but jamb is not the only way to go to school. if I don't get admitted this year I may rewrite jamb, school in Ghana or Benin republic, take ijmb form or try my hands on direct entry after gaining an A level result. So you see? there are so many options aside suicide

Apruka is a soldier, he scares the life outta some girls, The girls are shy around him.
Apruka is very mad
Don't Be like Apruka

OBO west side Africa, Baddest

But the guy is too tall

women no dey get shame for this kind thing

It's a pity. Meek my real G thought you owned the house you both stay. For a lady to just kick you out that's ain't cool bro

is it an Italian name or what? maximilliano batifeori cute boy anyway. they are both boys

Motherfucker2:
These are not countries.
The only country I know is USA where a billionaire can be fired and taken to court for saying Nigger

I quit then, I can imagine your love for America. If only my fellow Nigerians can be as patriotic then I see a brighter future ahead

Motherfucker2:
No, I'm not a lawyer, i only live in a country with human Rights

While I live in a country with human wrong abi. I can assure you that no nation is perfect, there are still places in Europe where a black man and the whites do not enjoy equal rights, Germany I know about, Italy I heard about

Motherfucker2:
Sorry.
If a white man refuses to let me sit beside him or racially profile me, guess what, I'm taking his ass to court and i will go home with $2 million.

Can you do that in Nigeria ??

Lol you out of the world. pls what do you do for a living? Are you a lawyer or something?

Motherfucker2:
It's the government's job to catch him when he retaliates and kill people that caught him.

I'm not here to tell you how to run your country.
You can kill yourselves.
We do see Africans as low mentalities.

You guys still have a long way to go.
Have a nice day

because oyibo man shift small for you to sit down, you no longer a Nigerian. Everything they do is right and all we do is wrong. Eyan asslicker. Rankadede

Don't forget he is in Lagos not Warri or sh!t so he should respect himself and don't forget we (Hkn gangstas) have home advantage

I didn't feel guilty oo just felt tired that's all

Lol but she can't be the finest girl in Nigeria ee just be like say we dey insult ourselves

Praiz all the way

Lol. This is why Africa is not moving forward. our average earning men are becoming broke all in the name of marriage. Marriage ko mirage ni

Ariana Grande

If I make it alive till dawn then I'll know what to do

Lol I really do not value pictures that much so no qualms

Attention Seeker Alert

What pleasure would she derive using a Love Machine

In cassper's voice He's living this way cos of instagram

An omo Alhaji is something. shout out to my fellow omo Alhaji's on Nairaland. one love

jacy67:
no be their fault. whether " boss" or whatever do not have any right to physically assault an employee. But in your own way you contributed to this mess. You would have listened to that workshop manager.

It does not justifies the fact that the boss went all physical on the pure dude. My guy @op I feel your pain and I pray God will bless y(our) hustle, make us bosses on our own. Where my elder brother is working in Abuja these Lebanese people pay prostitutes to sleep with their dogs. How degrading, Nigerians accepted the position as slaves in exchange for some peanut. What poverty has caused. I pray God takes control

PasD:
I have never fallen in love before and I am 30yrs this year! its beginning to worry me seriously. I seem not to trust a woman enough to love her. my part has crossed with many Parts: the beautiful, ugly, short, tall, small, slim etc yet no one seemed to take my heart why?? am worried seriously now. the highest I can do is to have 'sterrings' only for it to die off totally in weeks. I'm am totally not gay, I don't have any spiritual bae anywhere......is there ever anyone who can answer me cos me is very worried.


mature minds only pls

You want to fall in love like telemumdo abi smh. If I talk now dey will say I'm wicked