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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by cjay4u2c(m): 1:30am On Jun 25, 2017 |
Kicking the bucket is not our portion this year 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Lady's Infinix Hot 4 Explodes In Her Pocket, Causes Burns On Her Leg. PICS by cjay4u2c(m): 4:57pm On May 20, 2017 |
hmm them way get money for hot 4,,,sorry sha,,,watin i fit talk again nah |
Politics / Re: Shame On Those Wishing Buhari Dead- Adesina by cjay4u2c(m): 4:54pm On May 20, 2017 |
easy for you to say Mr Adesina,why wont you say that cuz ur on your high and mighty position eating nigeria money and getting fat through the stomach,why the citizens are dying of hunger.,,,mitchwww,,abegee chilax jor |
Jokes Etc / Re: My April Fool Prank That Went Wrong by cjay4u2c(m): 9:48pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Thanks.... for the honesty |
Jokes Etc / My April Fool Prank That Went Wrong by cjay4u2c(m): 6:55pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
hello pals i want to share a prank of mine 2day that went all wrong.... coming out this morning i decided i'll have to pull a public stunt in remembering April fools day i entered a bus and decided to seat @ the conductors' seat on getting to a junction in when the passenger in front seat alighted from the bus and some other passenger boarded i placed my Hand close to the area where the door will be jammed and when the passenger jammed the door i pretended as if my finger was jammed with the door.... i was screaming *open* *open* *open* as many times as i couldn't remember the passenger and the conductor was frightened as they where struggling to get the door open... after they manage to open the door i started laughing and told them APRIL FOOOOOOOL the conductor was angry by the tell on his face some passengers were laughing while some was hissing and sighing the passenger in front showed a sign of relief the conductor now instructed me to leave my seat and get in the back which i did sharp sharp.... i humbled my self and pretend as if i didn't hear the other passengers as they murmured about me this is where the story got interesting anoda passenger was about to board the bus just b4 my junction, and decided to seat at the conductors' seat (which is close to the front door, since we are close to the last b/s) the guy i prank earlier was alighting the bus and when he jammed the door the new passenger fingers was actually on the door he was screaming and pleading *open* *open* (same way i was screaming earlier) the guy i prank earlier just hissed and left the conductor didn't even pay him any attention the passengers was just laughing (as in na who he wan fool) me i was just smiling and saying to mysef (i don already do am) until the guy started crying (lyk real tears) was when a passerby hurriedly opened the door and was shouting at us [esp the conductor] as why we were laughing the victim just bent down and was wallowing in pain (as any of us wuld hv done, if it were us) that was when everybody started blaming me that is sitting in the back i was lyk na my fault no be April fault. i felt my prank was LEGENDARY.... WHO AGREEES 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Join Basketmouth N1,000,000 Give Away By Answering These Questions (screenshot) by cjay4u2c(m): 11:14pm On May 03, 2016 |
Even basketmouth wife cannot answer doze questions 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by cjay4u2c(m): 9:55pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Pls my z10 third party apps don't work with network even afta I hv subscribe, pls wat shuld I do? |
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Archbishop Kattey Freed by cjay4u2c(m): 1:32am On Sep 15, 2013 |
Since dey said no culprit was caugth surely a ransom was paid for his release 1 Like |
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