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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 6:20pm On Aug 27, 2015
merikims:
Abeg my fellow AAU Ekpoma PCMS I dey hear one stupid baseless rumor say we no dey go service this yr.abeg who get link make confirm if na true because if na play make them stop am.I dey imagine maybe na dream I dream say I go school or na real life.


You don't have to take every balderdash you get wind of seriously, what you heard is far-fetched, there is no iota of truth in it.
Romance / Re: When She Says No by clark0: 5:33pm On Aug 27, 2015
funlord:


Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

shocked grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 9:22am On Aug 26, 2015
KeriBaby:
I don't think is gonna affect anyone during registration

Be that as it may, this recent development with checking jamb admission status is worrisome..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 9:06am On Aug 26, 2015
Jerry24kay:
Good morning all pcm !
Water has pass Garri this morning oh !
I just decided to play around Jamb admission status one more time this morning only to discover a disturbing sight !
it was saying "No admission given yet" .
please who is having such .. as at last week my admission status was still available and details were accurate!
my school will upload our list today !

Can somebody please check his/her admission status so my mind can be at peace . please oh ..is beg I beg oh

I believe the problem is with jamb, same ish with my colleagues..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 6:14pm On Aug 25, 2015
merikims:
abeg ooo Bros where u hear that news from ooo?because d AAU we all know no get joy to give u any information until it's official.

From someone wey dey work for student affairs buh go try call M.I Ndidi lata sha to ascertain
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 5:44pm On Aug 25, 2015
Information reaching me now is that AAU will be uploading names of PCM before the end of this week. cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 10:57am On Aug 25, 2015
merikims:
if I hear.... ekp ba last bustop... to collect result wahala n to go service na katakata.AAU sucks at tyms.

cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 8:56am On Aug 25, 2015
harryson77:
I trust AAU.......dem nor dey ever carry first

What is there to trust ? schl wey their heads they shake, notin d schl managements dey gud @..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 8:57pm On Aug 24, 2015
merikims:
AAu never loved us.

i don't want to throw in the towel just yet buh AAU has always been a thorn in my flesh..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 2:53pm On Aug 24, 2015
majidyusuf:
the list is on its way to abuja now
Tnx Boss
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2015
Any info yet regarding ambrose alli university ?
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Seen Da Vinci's Demons? by clark0: 1:42am On Aug 10, 2015
[quote author=ITbomb post=36682062]This was early last year show and I was expecting Season 3 early this year, I think it has been cancelled


The last time I checked, the season 3 wasn't canceled.. the season is to premiere this summer.. I follow their official Facebook webpage.. dunno where you got your info buh I can tell you it's far-fetched.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Boobs For "Sale" At MAMA Awards by clark0: 6:53am On Jul 25, 2015
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Keepshining:
Fugly things, must you display your baby factories all in the name of fashion?mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I bet you're just jealous cuz yours look like a flip-flop.. grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 8:34am On Jun 28, 2015
[quote author=hadassaheke post=35231329] welcome sir/ma

Thanks hadassaheke.. Well just so you know, I'm a guy smiley
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by clark0: 2:10am On Jun 28, 2015
Clark Aalim
AAU, Ekpoma
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B15
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Kaduna As El-Rufai Receives Him (Photos) by clark0: 12:03pm On Jun 17, 2015
Baba now has finished touring the world, so he now wants to start touring Nigeria as if though he is still campaigning. watching in 3D undecided
Business / Re: Tension In Kano As Seized N315b Textile Materials Await Burning by clark0: 12:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
Burning such a huge quantity of materials would invariably affect the ozone layer.. I wonder if these so called custom men are educated.
Health / Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by clark0: 5:42pm On May 09, 2015
pretydamsel1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!





How am I sure the person in question isn't you?.. Just saying though grin
pretydamsel1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!





How am I sure the person in question isn't you?.. Just saying though
Romance / Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by clark0: 11:10pm On May 05, 2015
No 9ja lady will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate phallus that shoots out money.
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn't Blv I Lost My Virginity To Him.it's Hurtful by clark0: 10:08pm On Mar 24, 2015
I smell something fishy about this thread..
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by clark0: 8:41am On Mar 03, 2015
C/O:: Oga sodiqyinka.. This is it 92237482DG
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke and John Dumelo Show Off Swag by clark0: 9:28pm On Feb 22, 2015
slimzypink:
too ugly for me to date undecided old man forming nusery school swag

Iyke dating you would be in your wildest fantasy.. Keep dreaming if that'd make you feel any better. grin
Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by clark0: 11:56am On Feb 18, 2015
grin
Education / Re: In 400 Level But No Admission Letter by clark0: 5:02pm On Feb 17, 2015
Obviously you got played.. FAKE ADMISSION THINGS.. My advice for you is take a part time form & start all ova.. na back door dey cause this kind wahala cux socketworks or student affairs nor go help u.

Education / Re: 5 Foolish Things Guys Who Cohabit With Girls In Universities Do!!! by clark0: 8:50am On Feb 16, 2015
Spot on, everything you wrote about cohabiting is so true.. The bi.tch.es in question na blood, life, money, food, success sucking vampe & many a time dem dey ill-mannered.. Na laulau guys go say odawise.

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Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Edo Brides And Women In Their Native Attires by clark0: 6:53pm On Feb 14, 2015
2sExy1:


See toothpick dey talk angry
Education / Re: Elections: FG Decides Schools Closure Today by clark0: 3:00pm On Feb 02, 2015
The sooner the better so as to prevent post election violence..
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by clark0: 4:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
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