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Tinashekiki:
biz admin students pls quote if u've done ur data capture

there is nothing of such for now...wud be further instructed about getting that done....

DjKellyClark:
Ibadanfinest and others.... I wanna put in for Bus. Admin but i dont have commerce in my ssce .... Is it possible?

Best match...Maths, English, Economics, Government and any other from social science or art

Have you bought the 2016/2017 UTME Application form and made unilag your choice? Do you intend to make unilag your first choice of institution then you are a big part of the reason why this thread exist.

We are here to guide you, to help you, to make sure that your journey is a successful one.

Clement Noble
100L Actuarial Science

I was in my final year at college when this happened. I bumped into Toni, an old friend at high school. She was newly admitted after spending some years working to raise funds for college. We were both happy to see each other. I soon started to survey her physique… her bum bum is so specially carved, big and rotund in the jeans she was wearing. I thought in my mind that ‘this babe must not pass me o’. I soon begin to plot how I’ll see her like the day her mama gave birth to her. We chatted, exchanged phone numbers and bade each other goodbye. Later at night when I got home, I buzzed her and we started chatting. At first, I tried not to sound desperate so we only talked about normal things. We chatted about movies. The campus generally seemed to be of little interests to her. We soon graduated to long frequent calls. Over time Toni and I got closer and started a platonic relationship. I find Toni really attractive. The sex appeal that oozed from her whenever we were together often gave me unwanted erections. Sometimes, my dick would rise by just thinking about her. We were becoming close and it was time I let her in on it. After some months, I invited her to my place. She came. Don’t start thinking that I rushed her o. Nothing happened. But of course I hugged her when she came in and her big breasts felt really good on my chest. While we talked, I kept glancing at her boobs. She soon noticed and asked me what I was looking at. I said nothing o. I cooked for her, we ate together and then watched some movies. She eventually left. From then on, things began to happen. As weekend approached, I asked her if she could spend the weekend with me. She said ‘maybe’. I instantly knew that her bum bum was mine to chop. The following days, I kept fit, ate those holy water boosting foods I know about… *wink*. Saturday soon came. I called to know what time she would come. She said in the evening. I was so excited. I cleaned up the room and arranged everything neatly and orderly. You’ll think the President of the United States of America is ‘coming’ to visit my crib. She eventually arrived. The bear hug I hugged her was as soothing as I had anticipated. This time around I held her by the hip while we hugged. I fought the temptation of holding behind the hip… no need to rush since we have all the night. I gently asked if she would do the cooking… she said she came prepared for that. While she was busy at the kitchen, I made sure romance blues flowed from the home theatre continuously. Mehn, Toni is a real good cook. My tongue didn’t help matters at all. It kept flying around in my mouth and got severely bitten by happily chewing teeth. Toni had to beg me to eat slowly before I could finish the food in peace. After supper, we took turns to bath… then settled on the bed to watch movies. My right hand soon went to work in the area between her neck and her back was not covered by her spaghetti top. I then graduated to subtle back massage. The rhythmic movements of my hand on her bare back soon got into her head. I talked about something showing on the TV looked at her to see her reaction but she had closed her eyes and turned around facing up. Gosh… chop this babe… I must chop this babe… I must chop this babe...! My hand went to her tummy... slowly caressed her up. I ran up to her boobs. When I touched her bosoms, she started breathing like an asthmatic patient. I eased her up and sat behind her so that her back was resting on my chest. I raised her top and pulled it off, cupped her boobs in my hand and from behind her, my hands worked on her boobs. Big big boobs they were and I loved the shape! I jumped off to the kitchen and returned with oil. I sat behind her again, oiled her boobs and began to smooch the living day light out of her while planting wet kisses on her back and neck. When I eventually started to work on the lower parts, you know she is already wet nau. It seemed like she didn’t want me to stop massaging her boobs but my dick was so hard to the point that I felt pains down below so I had to go work on her Kitty-Cat. When I took off her undies, I was flabbergasted by what I saw. Oh shakurababah… come and see swollen, glittering, meaty and clean shaven Kitty-Cat! I slid my hand into her camel toe and she slightly parted her laps. When I slid a finger into her Kitty-Cat, she let out a soft moan. She was wet all over. I bent over, spread her legs wide dived my mouth into her Kitty-Cat and began to eat her Kitty-Cat like a hungry hog. she hummed and hummed like a bee. Having satisfied my mouth, I decided it is time for dick to eat too and slid the whole shaft in to the end… everything locked in place. Then I started to grind my waist. As the sensation went from her womanliness to all parts of her body, she started to moan louder… yuuuhhhhhssshhhhh… aaaasssshhhh…. Then with steady and slow rythm I began to pound her. I could feel the sensations going through her because as I bleeped her she wriggled restlessly. The nerve endings in her Kitty-Cat got all the beautiful feelings they were made to get. My dick was stiff and primed for action. I started to pummel her and she moaned to my pleasure. When the wetness below became too much, I withdrew and positioned her on all fours. I had to use both hands to separate her huge bum bum to reveal the goal post. When I went in from behind, she cried out my name o… "Randy Maaaaannnn." I began to bang her from behind. Doggy is sweet o. ladies love it. But some of them pretend they don’t like the style so that men won’t seem them as sluts. I looked from sideways to look those two big oranges going back and forth as I rammed her. Steady thrusts, at regular interval and with every stroke it seemed like something vibrated through her body. I pounded her silly. She kept calling my name... moaning my name. Sweat soon covered her as we were both enjoying our moment. I screwed every corner of her hole... mehn… I was in another world. The only thing that mattered at the moment was me and Toni. We were both butt Unclad and screwing blissfully. The feeling in my body eh, weed can't give you this feeling, neither do I think heroine or any other drugs can. Pure beauty! Pure ecstasy! Pure pleasures! Was all I was feeling… like I was floating away in a cloud. Then I shot out a glass full of holy water into her hot Kitty-Cat. I pulled out and was breathing heavily but Toni wouldn’t let me rest. She started begging me… "Common Randy Man… you can’t leave me like this nau… my Kitty-Cat is ‘doing’ me ooo… I will die o…" I don't blame her sha. He Kitty-Cat must be seriously contracting for her to beg like that. But she can't die nau. It is the ecstasy of the moment. I gently pushed her down and turned her on her side such that she faced the wall, and I positioned her top leg, the left one at angle 90. I slid two fingers in and began to finger her, she shut her eyes and when it was really getting into her, she started to cry and hit the wall frantically. My fingers found the area I was looking for… somewhere above her camel toe. I caressed it lovingly, giving it some care and attention. Then I slid my dick in again. I drilled her for a few minutes when I felt her Kitty-Cat walls tighten around my rod. I maintained the tempo and the angle that got her Kitty- Cat to tighten. Her moaning changed to ahhh… eeehhh… oohhh… yeeeh… Short moans with heavy breath. Then she did something crazy. She gave her bum bum a heavy slap. Hmmmm... what is this supposed to mean nau? She slapped her ass again. I got the message, so I helped her. As I slapped her bum bum, her Kitty-Cat shock my rod from inside of her. Then squirts of yoghurt gushed out of her pot. The crazy gal collapsed on the floor, arched her hip up and shot out more squirts. If I were fully turgid, she would have broken my dick as she suddenly crashed down… some girls can be so careless! I felt thirsty and went to the fridge to get cold water. She couldn’t rise from the floor. I had to carry her to the bed. She was completely exhausted and sweaty. I was happy I did a good job. Every guy is looking for a job, but don't bother or care to do a good job. I looked her eyes closed lying on the bed with no expression across her face. I poured some water into the cup, raised her head up and gave her water to drink. She opened her eyes and fixed a gaze on me. When the cup became empty, I gave her another fill to drink. Then I dropped the cup and lay beside her. The words she uttered next rang alarm in my head. “Randy Man… I love you.” Holy Smokie! I pretended as if I didn’t hear what she said. She repeated the same words again. I couldn’t reply her so I bent over and just kissed her lips while she wrapped her arms around my neck and hug me till she fell asleep. In my mind, I wasn’t comfortable. What the bleep is the relationship between ladies and love? What is love sef? Love means different things to different girls. To some girls, it means money. To others,, it could mean emotional attachment or a love blind guy who runs errands for them. Whatever love means, I don’t think I am ready to tie my life on the neck of one woman… haba… that decision is not easy to make o. When guys have sex, it doesn’t really mean much to them. Often times, they just want to empty their balls and walk away. Ladies on the other hand attach so much emotion to sex… I don’t know why… maybe that is how women are ‘programmed’. However, the times have changed. The age when people have sex only as a means of procreation is long gone. People now have sex just for the sake of having sex. So for a lady to become emotionally attached to a guy over a few rounds of sex… I don’t just get it. Ladies should try to understand that it is not every tom, dick and harry that toast them or have sex with them that really love them. Most of such guys have no intentions of ‘love’ in mind… they just want to Bleep… maybe Bleep again and then… he goes his way… she goes her way… and that’s all.

What's Love?
I was in my final year at college when this happened. I bumped into Toni, an old friend at high school. She was newly admitted after spending some years working to raise funds for college. We were both happy to see each other. I soon started to survey her physique… her bum bum is so specially carved, big and rotund in the jeans she was wearing. I thought in my mind that ‘this babe must not pass me o’. I soon begin to plot how I’ll see her like the day her mama gave birth to her. We chatted, exchanged phone numbers and bade each other goodbye. Later at night when I got home, I buzzed her and we started chatting. At first, I tried not to sound desperate so we only talked about normal things. We chatted about movies. The campus generally seemed to be of little interests to her. We soon graduated to long frequent calls. Over time Toni and I got closer and started a platonic relationship. I find Toni really attractive. The sex appeal that oozed from her whenever we were together often gave me unwanted erections. Sometimes, my dick would rise by just thinking about her. We were becoming close and it was time I let her in on it. After some months, I invited her to my place. She came. Don’t start thinking that I rushed her o. Nothing happened. But of course I hugged her when she came in and her big breasts felt really good on my chest. While we talked, I kept glancing at her boobs. She soon noticed and asked me what I was looking at. I said nothing o. I cooked for her, we ate together and then watched some movies. She eventually left. From then on, things began to happen. As weekend approached, I asked her if she could spend the weekend with me. She said ‘maybe’. I instantly knew that her bum bum was mine to chop. The following days, I kept fit, ate those holy water boosting foods I know about… *wink*. Saturday soon came. I called to know what time she would come. She said in the evening. I was so excited. I cleaned up the room and arranged everything neatly and orderly. You’ll think the President of the United States of America is ‘coming’ to visit my crib. She eventually arrived. The bear hug I hugged her was as soothing as I had anticipated. This time around I held her by the hip while we hugged. I fought the temptation of holding behind the hip… no need to rush since we have all the night. I gently asked if she would do the cooking… she said she came prepared for that. While she was busy at the kitchen, I made sure romance blues flowed from the home theatre continuously. Mehn, Toni is a real good cook. My tongue didn’t help matters at all. It kept flying around in my mouth and got severely bitten by happily chewing teeth. Toni had to beg me to eat slowly before I could finish the food in peace. After supper, we took turns to bath… then settled on the bed to watch movies. My right hand soon went to work in the area between her neck and her back was not covered by her spaghetti top. I then graduated to subtle back massage. The rhythmic movements of my hand on her bare back soon got into her head. I talked about something showing on the TV looked at her to see her reaction but she had closed her eyes and turned around facing up. Gosh… chop this babe… I must chop this babe… I must chop this babe...! My hand went to her tummy... slowly caressed her up. I ran up to her boobs. When I touched her bosoms, she started breathing like an asthmatic patient. I eased her up and sat behind her so that her back was resting on my chest. I raised her top and pulled it off, cupped her boobs in my hand and from behind her, my hands worked on her boobs. Big big boobs they were and I loved the shape! I jumped off to the kitchen and returned with oil. I sat behind her again, oiled her boobs and began to smooch the living day light out of her while planting wet kisses on her back and neck. When I eventually started to work on the lower parts, you know she is already wet nau. It seemed like she didn’t want me to stop massaging her boobs but my dick was so hard to the point that I felt pains down below so I had to go work on her Kitty-Cat. When I took off her undies, I was flabbergasted by what I saw. Oh shakurababah… come and see swollen, glittering, meaty and clean shaven Kitty-Cat! I slid my hand into her camel toe and she slightly parted her laps. When I slid a finger into her Kitty-Cat, she let out a soft moan. She was wet all over. I bent over, spread her legs wide dived my mouth into her Kitty-Cat and began to eat her Kitty-Cat like a hungry hog. she hummed and hummed like a bee. Having satisfied my mouth, I decided it is time for dick to eat too and slid the whole shaft in to the end… everything locked in place. Then I started to grind my waist. As the sensation went from her womanliness to all parts of her body, she started to moan louder… yuuuhhhhhssshhhhh… aaaasssshhhh…. Then with steady and slow rythm I began to pound her. I could feel the sensations going through her because as I bleeped her she wriggled restlessly. The nerve endings in her Kitty-Cat got all the beautiful feelings they were made to get. My dick was stiff and primed for action. I started to pummel her and she moaned to my pleasure. When the wetness below became too much, I withdrew and positioned her on all fours. I had to use both hands to separate her huge bum bum to reveal the goal post. When I went in from behind, she cried out my name o… "Randy Maaaaannnn." I began to bang her from behind. Doggy is sweet o. ladies love it. But some of them pretend they don’t like the style so that men won’t seem them as sluts. I looked from sideways to look those two big oranges going back and forth as I rammed her. Steady thrusts, at regular interval and with every stroke it seemed like something vibrated through her body. I pounded her silly. She kept calling my name... moaning my name. Sweat soon covered her as we were both enjoying our moment. I screwed every corner of her hole... mehn… I was in another world. The only thing that mattered at the moment was me and Toni. We were both butt Unclad and screwing blissfully. The feeling in my body eh, weed can't give you this feeling, neither do I think heroine or any other drugs can. Pure beauty! Pure ecstasy! Pure pleasures! Was all I was feeling… like I was floating away in a cloud. Then I shot out a glass full of holy water into her hot Kitty-Cat. I pulled out and was breathing heavily but Toni wouldn’t let me rest. She started begging me… "Common Randy Man… you can’t leave me like this nau… my Kitty-Cat is ‘doing’ me ooo… I will die o…" I don't blame her sha. He Kitty-Cat must be seriously contracting for her to beg like that. But she can't die nau. It is the ecstasy of the moment. I gently pushed her down and turned her on her side such that she faced the wall, and I positioned her top leg, the left one at angle 90. I slid two fingers in and began to finger her, she shut her eyes and when it was really getting into her, she started to cry and hit the wall frantically. My fingers found the area I was looking for… somewhere above her camel toe. I caressed it lovingly, giving it some care and attention. Then I slid my dick in again. I drilled her for a few minutes when I felt her Kitty-Cat walls tighten around my rod. I maintained the tempo and the angle that got her Kitty- Cat to tighten. Her moaning changed to ahhh… eeehhh… oohhh… yeeeh… Short moans with heavy breath. Then she did something crazy. She gave her bum bum a heavy slap. Hmmmm... what is this supposed to mean nau? She slapped her ass again. I got the message, so I helped her. As I slapped her bum bum, her Kitty-Cat shock my rod from inside of her. Then squirts of yoghurt gushed out of her pot. The crazy gal collapsed on the floor, arched her hip up and shot out more squirts. If I were fully turgid, she would have broken my dick as she suddenly crashed down… some girls can be so careless! I felt thirsty and went to the fridge to get cold water. She couldn’t rise from the floor. I had to carry her to the bed. She was completely exhausted and sweaty. I was happy I did a good job. Every guy is looking for a job, but don't bother or care to do a good job. I looked her eyes closed lying on the bed with no expression across her face. I poured some water into the cup, raised her head up and gave her water to drink. She opened her eyes and fixed a gaze on me. When the cup became empty, I gave her another fill to drink. Then I dropped the cup and lay beside her. The words she uttered next rang alarm in my head. “Randy Man… I love you.” Holy Smokie! I pretended as if I didn’t hear what she said. She repeated the same words again. I couldn’t reply her so I bent over and just kissed her lips while she wrapped her arms around my neck and hug me till she fell asleep. In my mind, I wasn’t comfortable. What the bleep is the relationship between ladies and love? What is love sef? Love means different things to different girls. To some girls, it means money. To others,, it could mean emotional attachment or a love blind guy who runs errands for them. Whatever love means, I don’t think I am ready to tie my life on the neck of one woman… haba… that decision is not easy to make o. When guys have sex, it doesn’t really mean much to them. Often times, they just want to empty their balls and walk away. Ladies on the other hand attach so much emotion to sex… I don’t know why… maybe that is how women are ‘programmed’. However, the times have changed. The age when people have sex only as a means of procreation is long gone. People now have sex just for the sake of having sex. So for a lady to become emotionally attached to a guy over a few rounds of sex… I don’t just get it. Ladies should try to understand that it is not every tom, dick and harry that toast them or have sex with them that really love them. Most of such guys have no intentions of ‘love’ in mind… they just want to Bleep… maybe Bleep again and then… he goes his way… she goes her way… and that’s all.

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Neyozak:
2raised to power 2x = 8x

Guy recheck ur question... I think this question is wrong.
2^2x=8x ---> Wrong
2^2x=8---> Right
Solution
2^2x=2^3
2x=3
x= 3/2

#ActuarialScience going for screening on Friday holla 07063767793. Will be in Multipurpose hall for screening also.

kongru:
d screenin form z hw many page?

mine was 3

quickberry:
Those ones are from catchment states and elds

The last name in Law Merit List baffles me. with 47.50, even with ELDS, her name is not suppose to be on that list. Naija. Nawaoo

labodinho:
Yes.The money is not compulsory but they will make it look like is part of ur agenda.

Would the screening be a success without having to pay for the parent's forum?

Sanmix2007:
hi frds can i get gce certificate from waec office in yaba

capital NO, go to ogba

olustephenlr:
Please someone help my reference letter has dear sir instead of ma for the registrar, hope it won't affect me

doesn't matter

Trinie:
Will the Post Utme portal be open before Screening starts?? And please I need the address of the WAEC office where I can collect my 2013 waec certificate.. Please urgent replies

For school WAEC (May/June) , original result, go to the school u did ur WAEC.

For WAEC (GCE) Nov/Dec, go to Plot 18,18 & 20, Ijaye Road, Ogba. 2013 is attended to every Tuesday....I hope that helps

codedmax:
COMPLETE SPECIFICATIONS OF THE
OPSSON GENESIS (8800):

LCD - 4.5" QHD (960*540),
IPS Multi touch screen
O.S - Smart Android 4.2.2 (jellybean)
CPU - Quad Core 1.3Ghz
GPU - Mali - 400 MP
Memory - 4GB ROM + 1GB RAM + 8GB microSD
Frequency - 900/1800/1900/ 2100. GPRS/EDGE/WCDMA
Sim - Dual sim
Phone book - 1000 contacts
EMS - 1000 messages
Camera - Rare 8.0MP autofocus with HDR effect. Front 2.0MP flash-Big high light flash Wifi - Yes. IEEE 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth - Yes
FM - Yes
Speaker - K Class Amplifier
GPS - Yes
G-Sensor - 3D G-Sensor Proxy senso - Yes Light sensor - Yes
USB Port - Micro 5pin
Earphone - 3.5mm
Dimension - Slim style
135.5*67.8*9.3mm
Battery - 1800mAh

Price: Between N25,000 - N30,000

Please can I get the battery of the Opsson ivo 8800, I need it so seriously. The one I have with me is so so fake. I want an original battery of this very phone.

Thanks.

ollah1:
Inbuilt dictionary isn't a feature u shld kill urself for. Even legacy bbs have it

That's a big lie. I can bet on that.....

247notire:
My Samsung Galaxy A5 has fallen facedown on tiles severally but it has never been scratched... So pls another point.

U cant get a text dictionary on-the-go. U type a word as a text, highlight the text and check for the meaning of the text ASAP, iPhone tells u d meaning, no stress!!!

I CANNOT COUNT HOW MANY TIME MY IPHONE 5S HAS FALLEN, STILL IT REMAINS ON POINT. TOUCH STILL WORKING PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANY SCRATCH ON THE FACE. ON MY OWN VIEW, IPHONE IS THE PHONE TO USE. U ENJOY THE WORTH OF UR CASH

Lordnewton1:
me nko 07035236924

ADD ME TOO 07063767793

olustephenlr:
Did mine yesterday, 2000naira

Please for the GCE result, what day should I go to collect a GCE written in 2013, and what are the processes required + how many hours does it require, no much time for me to waste time there coz of the situation of my work. I don't mind if u can help me collect mine. I'll pay u.

iameugene:
their father... If u dey go do screenning hold 5k roll am if dem wann reject am give d person wey dey check you just squeeze am for hin hand with a smile

see this guy ooo, u think every1 is the same nii

Ihinmi:
please how much is unilag msc actuarial science

I never even enter the school for my B.Sc yet talk more of M.Sc, its 200k for the two years though for M.Sc

Toyade888:
yes o...can't wait

Enof shayo

Toyade888:
oya nw baba #actuarial science all d way

Naso.... See u in freshers night. Lol

Lordnewton1:
c u in class bro. i should have ur num to communicate more

58.63 rather. Yeah...See u in class. 07063767793. holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!