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Politics / Re: COP 28: Nigeria Signs MOU To Establish Solar PV Manufacturing Plant by CLRF: 5:16pm On Dec 06, 2023
I hope they get this right and not for show

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Politics / Re: FG Budgets N138 Million To Tackle Fake News, Print Calendars by CLRF: 5:13pm On Dec 06, 2023
We know them, the Marchant of FakeNews. They live it, like it and lay on it every night they sleep.
Politics / Re: Army Claims Responsibility For Bombing Of Tudun Biri Villagers In Kaduna by CLRF: 7:48pm On Dec 04, 2023
Artiiclebeast:


They initially claimed they hadn't carried out any operation within 24 hours before this incident.

Army = land force.
This is like a direct missile attack on the target,
Crime / Re: Ahmed Ololade: Police Arrests "Small Mercy" In Orlie, Lagos by CLRF: 8:22pm On Dec 03, 2023
Pathokpo:
Which kind local cultist be this. Everything na local from local pistol, local axe, local barrel even down to local charms. Abeg this one n na local robber

Those items belong to the police, they usually bring them out for photo shoot to make sweet story
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by CLRF: 8:08pm On Dec 03, 2023
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I will just stop the imagination and walk away

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Religion / Re: Do Newborn Babies Go To Heaven When They Die by CLRF: 2:18pm On Nov 26, 2023
Naijaplos:
There is nothing for which they can be punished, they cannot go to hell.
Infant gain heaven thru God's mercy and grace, they seem to escape hell by virtue of merit. ps 127:3, isa 65:8, rom 5:14

Not really the way you put it.
All souls are mine. .. The soul that sinneth, it shall die

That they are born with sinful nature does not mean that they have committed sin
Politics / Re: List Of Governors Who Defied Godfatherism by CLRF: 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2023
Melagros:


KWARA STATE: Saraki (sr) vs Adesina; since godfatherism exists in that state, Lam Adesina served that state only one tenure, Saraki (sr) removed him and replaced him with Saraki (jn)

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen
Thank you all

Point of correction, Lam Adeshina was Oyo State governor. The person you met was Late Alh. Muhammed Lawal.


Also, there is no issue between Elrufai and Uba Sani. And so far Elrufai has not shown any sign of making himself godfather in Kaduna.
Education / Re: Human Sexuality: Federal University Of Lafia Exam Questions by CLRF: 10:44pm On Nov 24, 2023
Johnycastro18:
" Discus Your preferred sexual style and justify your preference for it"


see set-up question by lecturer grin

Those students better use there head well oh.

Brother John refused to answer the question

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Will Miss The Next World Cup. by CLRF: 8:03pm On Nov 19, 2023
aariwa:
he is mentioning poor management of football by government not blaming the players directly

Government has no business in managing the Football Association. It is the Job of NFF and the government has no influence who becomes the leader of NFF. Nigeria was ban for two years when GEJ regime try to interfere in the Defunct NFA
Politics / Re: .. by CLRF: 7:36pm On Nov 19, 2023
paxx:


2. **Character Development**: The system is believed to instill humility, resilience, and a strong work ethic in students. The challenging conditions, including the practice of alms begging, are seen as preparations for the hardships of life.

One potential gain from the system. No wonder Obi supporters lack humility

I think you are only happy the ChatGPT generate an unbelievable writup for you.
But in reality, Almajiri system as practice in the Northern Nigeria has failed since 1980s till date. The Mulas are only using the children to generate money for themselves.

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Health / Re: 48 Million Nigerians Still Defecate Openly – FG by CLRF: 9:34pm On Nov 17, 2023
I did it once in Abuja a few weeks before the election.
We were in a club and when I went to use their toilet, there is no water I was pissed off. I went back to the back to the car sad.
As I was suffering from pupu- press I looked behind the club kitchen lo and behold a big ditch. I was happy the place was dark.

I went back to the car, cut some sheets of paper from my Notebook and went to the back of the club kitchen.
Just like in my primary school days, I spread the leaflet and dropped what is disturbing my stomach, when I finished, I threw the damn poor into the ditch.

I was so happy that day, I was caught in Abuja traffic Jam

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by CLRF: 2:06pm On Nov 16, 2023
Photoshop or VideoShop

Walking on a rope and there is no sign of strain on the rope.

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Celebrities / Re: "We’ve Gone Back To Being Strangers" – DJ Cuppy Laments Failed Engagement by CLRF: 12:25pm On Nov 10, 2023
benuejosh:
An what if what she is saying has nothing to do with her relationship with Taylor?

Come to think of it, none of her relationships has lasted more than a year if i am correct. There's an issue somewhere.

Any young guy looking to settle down with cuppy must be as rich as her dad otherwise forget it. She has all that she wants or needs to be comfortable without a man. So you must be on the same level with her Dad as a guy to settle down with her.

Mayy her off to one Alhaji in Dubai or Kano.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's 45 Federal Ministers And Their Portfolios by CLRF: 9:36am On Nov 10, 2023
Ttalk:
One portfolio is missing. The Ministry of Wailing, hating & envying headed by Minister for Wailers, Peter Obi

Should rather be the Ministry of Happiness.
Crime / Re: Bauchi Man Testing Bulletproof Charm Shot Dead by CLRF: 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2023
Timagex:
I'm assuming he was shot dead with the laptops and phones. Abi?🤔


CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!

you go fear men of the NPF na, even if dem catch you as 2 fighting, dem fit put armoured-tank for your front
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Presidential Yacht Controversy By Naptu2 by CLRF: 10:59am On Nov 04, 2023
Informative thread
Politics / Re: France To Return $150 Million Abacha Loot by CLRF: 10:19am On Nov 04, 2023
Cruise777:
cool
Western criminals

It's high time we explain Abacha "loot" to younger generation and why Abacha was a hero and the west are villains

Simple Analysis

1: Money wasn't stolen, they were money paid for cargo of crude oil which west don't want to credit to us after enjoying our crude

2: why not pay into federation and CBN account?! Nigeria was under trade embargo and sanction by western countries, we couldn't by anything or sell anything, it was terrible like Iran, people used Sawdust stoves, drank Zobo and Kunu , only watch NTA and AIT or Galaxy

3: why exactly did you think Abacha employed Piter Obi as NPA board member? With oversights on National trade, employed Buhari and even Donald duke

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Business / Re: I Just Lost 400k by CLRF: 9:50am On Nov 04, 2023
Athena6:


Do you think it will even get to 1100 because I don't want to lose anymore money.

I am just feeling like a failure 😞

You are not a failure, greatness is forged through adversity.

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Business / Re: "Blame No One But Yourself" - BUA Replies Dangote In Explosive Letter by CLRF: 9:42pm On Nov 03, 2023
pocom35:

M
But what you claim is a big fat lie..
Dangote no longer produce flour .. being it wheat or what so ever..

Why can't you accuse flour mills and BUA who produce wheat flour of nt trying to grow wheat on desert.

Dangote is into sugar and as thousands of hectare of land for sugar cane farming in nasarawa and Adamawa State

Okay my comment, is dated. I may have despise Dangote.

I found out that Dangote Pasta is not in the mark anymore
Business / Re: "Blame No One But Yourself" - BUA Replies Dangote In Explosive Letter by CLRF: 6:56pm On Nov 03, 2023
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Politics / Re: E-Ticketing Will Increase Railway Revenue - Transport Minister, Saidu Alkali by CLRF: 3:35pm On Oct 31, 2023
After reading comments on the 1st page, begin to question the sanity of Nairaland user. They are eager to comment on any new updates with make use of the best part of their brain.

E-Ticketing that we have been using for the past 4 years is what they are launching?

Even The new design looks like what a small budget application, full of bugs and sure the source code will be terrible.
Politics / Re: Call Tinubu Like Jonathan Did To Buhari, Ohanaeze Tells Atiku, Obi by CLRF: 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2023
DesChyko:


If Tinubu and his men were as smart, they would have known how to copy well. That's how they copied Peter Obi's first post, not knowing it has continuation.

When Obi said 'remove subsidy', he meant that as a warning not an instant instruction. You missed that and now look at the economy.

What they copied Vs The entire post 👇

All the presidential candidates campaign for the removal of subsidy, it's not exclusive to Peter Obi

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Business / Re: US Supports 18,000 Nigerian Businesses With $244m by CLRF: 8:03am On Oct 27, 2023
adebayo987:
How exactly did they get the businesses? Will it reach those poor market women who sell akara, garri, beans, rice, etc., the main people running the economy or some selected VIPs?

If you are connected or belong to any SME Network or Entrepreneur Network you will be getting opportunity information like this.
Politics / Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa Released From SSS Detention by CLRF: 8:16am On Oct 26, 2023
DSS is not a police custody, they have the right to detain anyone for any period of time.
Religion / Re: No Plan To Retire Now, Says Kumuyi by CLRF: 11:07pm On Oct 25, 2023
Racoon:
Of course, God's servants don't get tired or retired. However my grouse with him remains, he didn't speak the truth to those evil and corrupt people in government( Buhari and Co). Elijah, Elisha Isaiah Jeremiah didn’t do this see no evil speak no evil of wicked rulers.

Stop bullying someone's father, give your own daddy Mic, let him speak the truth to those evil and corrupt people in government
Religion / Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by CLRF: 7:37am On Oct 23, 2023
UnemployedGradu:
Which of the IT skills? Unemployment sometimes is not squarely about ineptitude as people do adjudge but government impact is an enormous and ought to be a non-kinetic approach. APC is hell and devil simultaneously. Am no longer scared of hell fire because I know Nigeria is worst than hell, culminating from the deeds of Tinubu that has gone senile! I am ready to die so am not scared of monster Tinubu Bola anymore! Bring it on, I am ready to die and go and rest .

Which of the IT skills? you choose one and grow it. Depending on the Government is not an excuse not to push for success.

You can be a story writer, with 25% effort (using AI) to produce a 100% book and start selling them online, create a blog and share some there.
Read this post, it should not surprise you that this is AI-generated content with 0.00001% edit.
https://www.nairaland.com/7745171/opinion-hamza-al-mustapha-one-person

Presently, there are millions of people doing this. If you are open to learning I can teach you for free.
Crime / Re: Anambra Woman Sells Three-Month-Old Grandson For ₦‎50,000 by CLRF: 7:27am On Oct 23, 2023
BOSSkesh:
It’s that not the state of pitobi the gbajue handle mops
No need to drag Obi here.

I appease your anger with Kola Nut.
Crime / Re: Anambra Woman Sells Three-Month-Old Grandson For ₦‎50,000 by CLRF: 7:24am On Oct 23, 2023
what
Religion / Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by CLRF: 9:52pm On Oct 22, 2023
UnemployedGradu:
see Nigeria's economy menace is so appalling currently. Tinubu is taxing Nigerians like a mad bull dog who have been tethered since and just released to eat! The fiscal policy is so devastating currently! We don't have a government! Nothing to mitigate this economic downfall! Those that have businesses are closing down and leaving the country. I know of a lady, she sold her restaurant for 30 million just yesterday and she closed down and said she is leaving Nigeria because she can't cope with incessant levies! Her 25 employees are now to back labour Field. I curse the day I was created to be a Nigerian!


I have asked God several times to take my life, since you are said to be a Christian and know how to talk to him, tell him to take my life because I have endured enough in this despicable country. I want to die!


I want a painless way to die since I have been through a lot of pains in this country! I need a painless way to die. I wish I can sleep one day and never wake up!

I had little chance to go to college, but that faded away as I did not have a sponsor. I managed to complete a Diploma Programme which I am yet to collect the Certificate. But guess what, I have used my CV to get a job yet my skill is being sought after. Currently self-employed and an IT consultant. What has kept me moving is the IT skills and job experience I obtained while my mates were going to school.

You see your prayer was like that of Jonah and God will smile it off. God sees 101 ways of you having a breakthrough, but you don't.
Find these messages by Joshua Selman and listen to them. I believe it will changed your inner view
=> Activating Breakthrough: Ministry of Destiny helper
=> The gift of men

Just as I said before, IT and Agriculture look into that. you can add Food to it
Religion / Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by CLRF: 9:38pm On Oct 22, 2023
Kobojunkie:
zion is a connotation for what? undecided
Yes
Religion / Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by CLRF: 3:19pm On Oct 22, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Zion is reference to Jerusalem so when did it become a reference to your pastor’s church business? undecided

We yu kepp kwaet! And stop typing nonsense with confidence.
Zions is a connotation

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