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Or rub pepper on it anytime those desires sprung up

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These Men of God sef

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

Hahahahahaha

DADDY2or3FISHES:
you can't give what you don't have.... Take several seats please.
And get a life

OK sir
I'm not the one begging though

Oladayo12:
. Pls let me knw when you are done. thanks

You are playing a risky game... If anyone logs into your account and substitute your details for his own..... Who would you blame?

DADDY2or3FISHES:
look here dont be a saddist. So because someone was generous to me yesterday, it means I shouldn't say "hello" to anybody?

It tells so much about your personality. Get a life bro. Trying to pull others down will not get you any further in life. It's not a cause, it's just a fact.

Alright bro, no vex
I guess your hello doesn't come with strings attached
You just happen to say hello on a give away thread by chance
I'm not trying to pull anyone down, I only stand in the way of greedy people
As for going far in life? God has blessed me so much, he has placed me in a position to help others, [I'm not biovating] he will do same for you too mate

samoinc10:
Just as ur name implies..

How far na?

pyyxxaro:
Maybe your dog has Gonorrhoea


Give it indosid immediately

Gonorrhoea presents with cough?

I'm happy for him
Man is a legend

Nothing is impossible if you believe

Nettybrown:
Cant u donate them to the FG?

Lol, don't be surprised if FG resells it

Dogrona

The responses are funny mehn

DADDY2or3FISHES:
Hello sir

Don't be greedy
Quadfire sent you money yesterday night

Imustsurvive:
insert it on one old thread and mentioned me there , 8 digits first , after I copy the first digit then you put the rest digits , can we try that? I I don't want my info online in the name of begging, I will be great tomorrow

It's your phone number, don't see what anyone wants to do with that
Just drop it on a thread an tag me
Whenever I see it I'll ask you to edit it
Be fast, I'm busy

Good work
Keep it up

Imustsurvive:
how can I prove myself , say it now?

I didn't see your mail
I won't be the one to tell you how, just provide me with enough benefit of doubt
If you can't, let the matter rest
You always pop up whenever or wherever the other moniker you claim not to be pops up
I'm not interested in that again
If you want to keep following me around and insulting me
Be my guest
My offer is still up though, send your aza
Good morning

If you ask me na who I go ask?

Imustsurvive:
I see

Send your account number
It must be painful for you to spend hours waiting on the line and not get anything
In fact he made it clear, don't think you will ever be qualified
I don't want you to die of hunger
Where will you get the strength to attack me?
Bury your pride and ego, send me your account number let me send you something

lastclaire4:
You are supposed to know Lagis leads whole others follow. If the fg was doing half as much as Lagos, we wont be in this present state

Yes ma'am, I agree
But considering Abuja is the FCT, I expected more
They are second to Lagos in number of cases