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dmcdad:
Imagine wetin that your Krasid dey talk again? E be like say him don dey smoke the same igbo Alves dey smoke abi?

dmcdad:
I am glad bruv. We (I and Ney) always hope to please.

It's an insult to put hazard n Neymar side by side...

Please respect yourselves...

Be warned...

Omg...

Yes!!! Neymar has finally arrived!!! Dmcdad your boy has won my heart...

Beautiful pass from Suarez...

Let's pray for Chelsea...

Official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions...should be converted to


Official-Chelsea-fan-thread-championship...

dmcdad:
Aswear! I nearly weep for Chelsea. I bin dey see the match before men come control me make me comot. I just really dey pity for them. Honestly!

My dear VickyRotex what's up? I miss you.

Control say wetin?


I think mourinho may not be in charge by the end of this new week... It's either way...He gets the sack letter or he leaves...

dmcdad:
Na Messi dey do that kind thing na.

Chai, I miss the party and all the flexing.

I get but it is not worth it doing party here...you wicked small... this one don pass dat one... Na to pray for them remain...I see mourinho leaving soon...

chrisley024:
Don't want an end to this weekly party here

SIRcumalot:
I dey talk una say I dey yan spoil.

Jokes apart... Even commentator dey wonder how e go pass anyhow to opponent and still no pursue the ball... He go just dey jog like say no be money e dey collect... Honestly, all these footballers sef dey vex person...I am not a Chelsea fan...But I must say...This is bad for football...Yet they are willing to cry foul if dem refuse pay dem their salary...I pity fans whose hearts are continuously broken...Funny enough na fans dey pay for this from their pockets...While these guys dey chop £ millions annually...Fans dey pay and still go home sad... His expression reveals a "traitor"...

This is bad for footall...

Breaking News: Abramovich on his way to Mourinho's house to hand him his sack letter... "DO NOT WORRY ABOUT RETURNING TO WORK"...

Breaking News: Abramovich on his way to Mourinho's house to hand him his sack letter... "DO NOT WORRY ABOUT RETURNING TO WORK"...

Honestly, I won't be surprised that Fabregas is the rat...Judging by the way he played tonight...

Honestly, I won't be surprised that Fabregas is the rat...Judging by the way he played tonight...

[size=18pt]Mikel: If Hudson doesn't blame me for this loss... Someone else would... even though I didn't play...


Mikel: You all wailers are doing yourselves... [/size]

[size=20pt]1st time since Abramovich bought Chelsea, they lost 3 straight EPL games in a row...

Ist time in the history of English Football, a defending Champion lost 7 of their opening 12 games...

1st time Stoke defeat Chelsea in the EPL...

12 Games = 11 Points = -7 Goal Difference...

Defending Champions indeed...

Relegation battle - fight till the death...
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[size=20pt]1st time since Abramovich bought Chelsea, they lost 3 straight EPL games in a row...

Ist time in the history of English Football, a defending Champion lost 7 of their opening 12 games...

1st time Stoke defeat Chelsea in the EPL...

12 Games = 11 Points = -7 Goal Difference...

Defending Champions indeed...
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mukina2:
wetin?

nor make me provoke oh

Afterall you aren't a Chelsea fan...Why provoke my dear...


I need a reply...

Remy didn't score that...


Chelsea's relegation battle is going to be "fight till the death"...Currently 16th...

Remy didn't score that...


Chelsea's relegation battle is going to be "fight till the death"...Currently 16th...

Na Matic dem use like that...

mukina2:
bros! you will go on holiday for being wicked oh

how dare you torment our fragile edwife

edwife darling

I am still waiting...

Like father like son...

[size=18pt]Mikel: If Hudson doesn't blame me for that goal... Someone else would... even though I didn't play...


Mikel: You all wailers are doing yourselves... [/size]

[size=18pt]Mikel: If Hudson doesn't blame me for that goal... Someone would... even though I didn't play...


Mikel: You all wailers are doing yourselves... [/size]

[size=18pt]Not again!!!


I learnt Mourinho is still Chelsea's coach... [/size]

[size=18pt]Not again!!!


I learnt Mourinho is still Chelsea's coach... [/size]

dmcdad:
Abeg, you see wetin happen to Willian? So Stoke don use style collect Messi from us while him dey on injury we no know.

Messi?

dmcdad:
For more jokes like this, text Hazard to 419.

Cost is FREE!

Vote Hazard for EPL Player of the year...

Vote Hazard for EPL Player of the year...

dmcdad:
Coded01, barackohandso, ddippset, homesteady, AbuMikey and co make una come see the joke of the year.

Like others have said... Joke of the year... I say Joke of the decade...

I am available...