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Slimzjoe:
I no need Reset ...Na money I need

The match against city is not going to be important cos it won't decide anything...don't you think

Slimzjoe:

Abuklaw:
A game to watch and a must win

Olaolufred:
It is Liverpool 4: Stoke city 1.

3 Wins in a role.

Come 31st Dec. , we shall triumph again

After, the bournemoth blunder,

We will remain a flyer.

WE'LL NEVER WALK ALONE.

Khaytunechi:
A lady just asked me if Arsenal is a TV series! I asked her why? She told me that all Arsenal fans usually wait for the next season ..

atebesunny:
#quick fact


Cesc Fabregas has provided 98 assists in the
Premier League; only Wayne Rooney (101), Frank
Lampard (102) and Ryan Giggs (162) have more in
the competition's history

Chelseafan1:
U no add Raumdeuter join....
That Neymar part got me lmao

airmark:
Chai ' up barka ' At least we all know neymar is a fraud.

homesteady:
80 something years old Ibrahimovic is almost topping EPL scorers chart! I thought he was supposed to be retiring in the very tough Epl?

airmark:
Obviously, you watched hazard's Pedro explosive performance today and you became very angry with neymar.

bykebyke:
FRAUDS OF FC.BARCELONA 2016.

For a big club like Barcelona,you would think the players/personnels of the club in each position are world class or good at what they do,and quite frankly you would not be out of place to think so too.

This list consists of Barcelona players and Personnels who should not be playing/working for Barcelona.

1.LUIS ENRIQUE:Of course he makes it,I don't know the crime Barcelona committed to end up with this man as a coach.
Tactical Ability-0
In-Game reading Ability-0
Being carried by Messi,Iniesta,Busquets and Pique.
His greatest achievement is making people believe He is a world class coach,would get exposed in the Nigerian Premier league.

2.Ter Stegen:Contemplated about this one
what made me put him is that He quite recently became Barcelona's number one after Fraudio Bravo(Former Fc Barcelona fraud)left and so far hasn't impressed in his shot stopping abilities.
I thought we were getting the miniature version of Neuer,but he is beginning to look like the German Chigozie Agbim.
Man did almost nothing vs Real Madrid,when it was time for him to come clutch and save us points,He failed.

Passing Game though-10/10✔✔✔


3.Mascherano:This man right here is the David De Gea of defenders,over exaggerates simple tackles to look World class,also has poor positioning,should be playing for the likes of Colo Colo and Estudiantes,not Barcelona.

4.Jeremy Mathieu:Won't say anything about this one,He isn't worth my thoughts.

5.Arda Turan:Fat Kebab munching idiot,should be exchanged with Guanzhong Evergrande for a Water Bottle,he keeps proving that stats should not be used to judge players.Can't believe he has 11goals this season.

6.Paco Alcacer:Prïck,Not Fc Barcelona kind of player,should be playing for a top club in the EPL,cause that's where dead weights like him can be worshiped.

7.Neymar Jr:Biggest fraud of the year for Barcelona 2016,sorry,second biggest fraud(Forgot about Luis Enrique for a second)
Drops 10/10 performances like those Victoria Secret models for Brazil everytime,comes to Barca and drops us a fat feminist looking 1-2/10.
The day I meet him in real life,I will leave his two front teeth hanging by a thread,cünt.
No surprise that Brazilians voted Coutinho as the Best Brazilian player in Europe 2016.
Should be sold if he continues like this.

Bykebyke.
(Drops pen while fuming in anger)

liveLongNprospa:
thank God you are irrelevant

dmcdad:
True.

fredoooooo:
Coded01 only few Chelsea fans can forgive the refree,barcelona and Iniesta at the end of this game till today ...

Debroslink:
Lampard will gladly trade all his goals and assists for just this one...

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20140919/5110601/iniesta-world-cup-final-2010-goal-o.gif

raumdeuter:
You mean that those top 4 scorers currently in the EPL were not great in the non rigorous La Liga but were suddenly great in the rigorous EPL?

What does this have to do with anything? when at the end of the season Sevilla, Atletico, Madrid Barca still play more games than EPl sides

Madrid will travel to Japan to play CWC and not complain of rigours but its the team that travel 3 bus stops aways from West London to North London that will be complaining

Debroslink:
SHEKPITIES, this is for you guys...

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2806941/andres-iniesta-goal-vs-chelsea-o.gif

onuwaje:
Pavel Nedved


I said his sense was paining him he thought i was joking

Nihilist:
Yes sir. How can I epp you?

sweet7oyin:
he has more goals than zidane

dmcdad:
Coded01... Have you perused this piece?


Espanyol's coach says sorry for lauding Messi


Exactly what we talked about past week.

Debroslink:
You called a player who played 37 out of 38 League games in 2004/2005 title winning season a peripheral figure?

2005/2006, he played 33 matches out of 38

2006/2007, he played 37 matches out of 38

You no know ball

Shekpe FC fan spotted.

DarkRebel101:
If Ronaldo played in Barça, he wouldn't score as much as he does in Madrid.

The tiki-taka playing pattern doesn't suit his playing style in the least as it is one hinged on team cohesion, and patient and gradual garnering of steam with a myriad of short pass interchange in the middle of the park.

CR7 is hardly a stickler for team play and functions better in a team with a playing strategy bordering on quick-paced, high-octane counterattacks.
If he ever wears a Barça shirt, his stint would be as checkered as that of Ibrahimovich in the Nou Camp.

So all of a sudden, assists no longer depends on the ingenuity of the person making the assist, but on the quality of the striker(s) and the positioning of those upfront? Chai. See how far sunk my nigga is in the turbid lakes of bad-belleism.
I'm not all cut out for sussing out links this sun-kissed evening. Perhaps Bykebyke can help out with links showing SSs/AMFs/CMFs who had clinical strikers upfront and yet could barely pass muster in the assist department.

To correct another false-headed assertion of yours, La Liga is not a Barça-dominated league.
And CR7 had also failed outside Real Madrid until his recent run-of-the-mill success in EURO 2016.

bykebyke:
Since Ronaldo joined Real Madrid in 2009, he and Messi have equal number of Liga goals (270) with Messi playing 12 minutes more.

Ronaldo has 270 goals in 247 games (21,206 mins), while Messi has 270 goals in 252 games (21,218 mins).

CR: 78.54 mins/goal
Messi: 78.59

Messi has a 28.33% conversion rate to Ronaldo's 20.03%. It means Messi needed 953 shots to score 270 goals while Ronaldo needed 1348 shots.

Also since 2009, Messi created 541 chances, 93 more than Ronaldo who created 448. Messi got 104 assists to Ronaldo's 78. [D Mail]

Since 2009, Messi scored 396 goals and got 149 assists in 390 games in all competitions, Ronaldo got 380 goals and 105 assists in 367 games.

Well, in the CL since 2009, Ronaldo has 80 goals, 23 assists in 81 games to Messi's 76 goals, 18 assists in 78 games.

Since 2009, Ronaldo's 270 Liga goals comprises of 55 penalties (215 goals without pk) Messi's 270 goals has 35 penalties in them (235 gwp).

Overall since 2009, Ronaldo scored 69 penalties in his 380 Real Madrid goals, while Messi scored 47 penalties in his 396 goals since then.

Finally, since Ronaldo joined Real Madrid in 2009 he's won 10 trophies with them, Messi won 21 trophies since then, more than twice.

Nihilist..respect yourself.

There are levels to this shït.

Nihilist:
Things like chances created and assists all heavily rely intelligent movement and positioning of your teammates. Afterall a chance created is simply a pass that led to a shot on goal , while an assist is a pass that led to a shot on goal that entered the net.

If I played with Neymar, Suarez, Thierry Henry, Ibrahimovic, Eto'o and David Villa, I would be racking up the assists too because each one of those guys has been regarded as one of the top 5 strikers of their era. Their movement is great and they can finish any chance. Defenders don't want to mark them because they are fast enough and skillful enough to make you look foolish at any time.

I have said it to you. Even Ororo had said it to you. The fact Ororo can still match Messi's output despite lacking the same quality in teammates is a testament to his greatness. If Messi was playing at Madrid and Ronaldo at Barca during the same period, Ronaldo would have scored at least 1000 goals and Messi would have been deported to Argentina.

In a Barca dominated league, Ororo has still done enough to be voted world best not once, not twice, but 3 times. In the same period, Messi playing outside Barca has failed not once, not twice, but 3 times. In the same period, Messi's Barca teammates have succeeded without him not once, not twice but 3 times.

Nihilist:
Same number of league goals since 2009. One guy had Xavi and Iniesta. The other was managing Van Der Vaart and Royston Drenthe.

ddippset:
lol. I actually knew you would say that. real Madrid football club can neither talk about nor point to better players else where in the whole wide world. real Madrid affords the best players in the world and poaches the best players in the world. a Cristiano ronaldo cannot be playing with superstars like casillas, Ramos, Pepe, Marcelo, Alonso, ozil, benzema, higuain, tony kroos, bale, Luca modric, casmiero, varane, khedira, under the tutelage of managers like jose mourinho and ancelotti and still be pointing at better players anywhere else on planet earth. which takes me to the next point. it has been said time and time again, the difference between real Madrid and Barcelona is messi. there are no better players at barca than at Madrid. it is messi who makes the difference. apart from his magic and wizardry, he creates an atmosphere of love ON THE PITCH. ronaldo says he doesn't have to give hugs and little kisses to his team mates on the pitch but messi does all that with his teammates. and what's the outcome?a better and unified team of course. bale scores a goal, ronaldo is angry, benzema takes a shot, ronaldo is angry, abeloa scores his first goal in 4 years, ronaldo is angry! and you expect real Madrid to have a better team than barca? never! barca and Madrid have world class players on the same levels. messi brings harmony to his team, ronaldo brings rivalry to his own team. next let's talk about assists since 2009. after that we'd talk about penalty goals inside the number of goals they have both scored.