₦airaland Forum

When God said be friitful n multiply, he didnt make your fruitfulness compulsory in an urban setting. Lagos is not by force. Thats why people live in Ota environs and work in island.

Two or three LGAs from Ogun state should be integrated into Lagos and carefully developed to cushion future imbalance of residents/workplace ratio.

Over "analyse-sation" of data dey worry OP. Chai...

The man Obi has a rent-free mansion inside his head.

brain54:
Dating is when someone eats that date fruit...

leave play aside. There is book reading date, skiing date and all sorts of date. Here in africa. It is the PaP one we know as dating. The Poverty alleviating Program dating. Dress skimpy and cute, go nice eating place, gist or talk like adults, then ..... (optionally). I don tire. Thats why many adults hibernate between zero social life and marriage.

What is dating self?

There are many forms of date between two adults.

Where was this northern elders under Buhari?
Has tinubu printed cash like Buhari did?

Useless statement with political intention.

Shoprite, under the Nigerian investors, was run so badly and mismanaged that suppliers were owed money months after supplying their goods.

Lol.. Nigerian market is unique.

GloriousGbola:
Respect the hustle

Packaging the eventual fight as a return of the mack scenario

You be muXmu ooo. He will aĺlow his trainer die?

Did farming really break him? I doubt. Seem like spiritual angle.

He may have condemned the bandits slightly in past to appear good, but his silence in the face of the USA bomb in sokoto, he need to say something.

Earthscience:
Oh yeah, you are right @CodeTemplarr. it is so Lethal!
In my 2 decades of practice as a geoscientist, the story I have heard about it is still a puzzle. Knowing the geology of Nigeria alone and that of west African is not still enough.

Nature is indeed a puzzle and ultimately GOD is an unimaginable bunch of mysteries that cannot be unraveled

before enlightenment came, the gods would have been summoned and possibly end up in a sacrifice(human) being offered.

alphaconde:
This one life don spoil.

A child in gaza was asked what he wished for he said he wished to die.

many cannot even wish to die in Nigeria. They were killed in the most brutal of ways to be sure they meet the worse possible end.

In Uromi, fulami fed a baby delivered by kidnap victim in their camp to their dog.

helinues:
That should be the most easy election to win in any part of the world

Peter Obi's current political strength is only in South East and South East votes can't make any difference in Nigeria election

South South is gone, Central is gone, SW already secured.

What's the popularity of Peter Obi in North, someone who got 5,000 votes from the available 500k votes in Sokoto state in 2023 election

I have no issue with people fooling me, but me fooling myself, apana

Tinubu's political strength isnt even in his own real or adopted state but in his foothold on power. No one will vote him anywhere if not through aggressive rigging backed by rethorics of popularity. He lost Lagos and Osun so where is his strength. Obi on the otherhand was rigged out in places they didnt expected him to have a threatening 50-50 chance. Explains why they left Lagos to fate and got embarrassed.

Terrifying account. Lack of oxygen is one of the scariest death methods. Consciousness just fades away without the strength to realize what is even happening.

MomohMrMoore:
Lol.. they knew they have reached the end of the road; no qualification. So now want to get all the monies been owed before the next match.
The team should be paid what they are owed and be disbanded.. they are failures.

Solidarity nko?

...or go Jigawa n wait for mass wedding.
Rent mango tree
Start business.

Rent a mango tree.
Do video call marriage n wedding.
Use the remaining 1m to start a business of low capital.

brain54:
Money no dey, money no dey o...


Nigerians just find a way to survive. Many Nigerians are barely surviving... not living!

Tinubuonimics. Release salaries late so everyone will hit market simultaneously.

Hmmm. Tinubu vs Obi. Third vs First. What happened to second?

From the rear. Reckless driving.

Good amount but what is left after loan repayment deductions? Also, are there arrears in this figure?

DrMB:
In Nigeria, it's super common for dominant brand names to become generic terms for entire product categories, a phenomenon called "genericide" or genericization. This happens when a brand dominates the market so much that people forget (or ignore) the actual generic name.

Here are some classic examples:

Jeep → Refers to any SUV or 4x4 vehicle (e.g., Toyota Prado, Lexus RX, or Honda CR-V is casually called a "Jeep". This stems from early rugged vehicles like Willys Jeeps being iconic on Nigerian roads, especially in military/government use.
Indomie → Used for any instant noodles, even brands like Mimee, Honeywell, Golden Penny, or Dangote Noodles.
Maggi → Means any seasoning/stock cubes (bouillon), regardless of brands like Knorr, Royco, or Terra.
Gala → Refers to any sausage roll snack.
Dettol → Any antiseptic/disinfectant liquid.
Hypo (or sometimes Jik) → Any household bleach.
Pampers → Any disposable baby diapers.
Vaseline → Any petroleum jelly.
Omo → Any laundry detergent powder.
Close-Up or Macleans → Any toothpaste (varies by generation/region).
Sellotape → Any clear adhesive tape.
Super Glue → Any fast-acting cyanoacrylate adhesive.

Powerpoint - slide presentation
Excel - spreassheet
Rollon - deodorant

As poor as he was, he is greater than many rich people. He impacted lives positively unlike many who focused on account balance.

Old age no be disease. Imagine oooo.

Deadi bodi no fit talk noow. Bad driving also prevented good medical response i guess. No MDA head wants to go back to hrassroot politics ahead of 2027.

It took the poor nigerian road and response service for the curse to take effect. Thats a low budget curse.

Lol. Wasteful governance to light.

jmoore:
Guy, use google to find your answer.

Stop acting silly son. Say it and i will google what you say.

jmoore:
Has any party conducted primary?

...then who are the rotators of the presidency? Or is it backed by constitution?

YesDaddyTill203:
People are proud of the job he has done so far as the Aviation Minister. Have you travelled through the airports lately?

He's doing way better than the previous ones at the very least.

The clown sounds like afenifere and Ohaneze together. Did people appoint your to hijack their voices and be concocting silly opinions about yourself.