₦airaland Forum

wakacome:
Mtcheww...I know the guy joor...he lives at ajegunle....

he used to selm chewgim near my dads eastate

joelenesleek:
12am - 2am ,@ presidential

niaja wiitch time

Andyblaze:
My swag is too sweet. U know I wear baggy jeans with big polo and dog chain on my neck..ohhh sweet schwaaag

dose cloth you buy at yaba bend down?

Andyblaze:
be like u no no know Airforce1...u go find trouble

so u are the guy that wanto scater my relationship

marieolae:
its not ur fault. Na me quote u.

benin hot sun is making him agreesive dnt mind him

marieolae:
shaaaaalap

juxt pm me m serious

marieolae:
I think its more dan 20 sef

andyblaze, em ghost em prink em ynash em head nd em.spirit

marieolae:
keep on dreaming. its good to dream. I like to dream too. Dreams are good.

am not dreaming..ok send your acc no lemme prove my self

marieolae:
Lmao

i want to spend that my 30milon on you

even since i. introudce my girl to nairaland, she has been crusing on a guy called andyblaze..
anytym she is with me she is always viewing his post and smiling..... and this aternoon, she say i must sing andyblaze song for her before we do it....pls what do i do?

MrCork:
...u want ma advise?

do u av any

Andyblaze:
No worry i dey preapare one better ganja combination wey u go use chop beans. Wen u chop am ur brain go dissolve, sallah ram brain go enter ur head

ah no wantyour kinda maddness ah no won make dey venish me frm romance

Andyblaze:
Lol bruva, with that ur hausa gal thread i don dey believe na u mad pass o '5 companies'

pass who? ah don ever create thread come still quote my self?

Andyblaze:
may your days be long oh ye prince!

Very soon i go come join u for romance section

ah beg come back only me no fit do am and you knw say mah madnesss neva strong lyk urs

Andyblaze:
Cokacola i sight you, pay homage

mikeson12:
Cokacola,you are really trying but you can never beat Andyblaze as Nairaland's no 1 TROLL.

who is this andyblaze pple usually mention on my thread

tosyne2much:
Another senseless post on a sunday morning

thanks for dropping by......see you next tym

Arva:
Then get 3 plots of land worth millions, get 4 cattles, 2 males and 2 females. Allow them to mate and wait for at least 4 years till they are fully grown. By then, she'll date you...

4years

i have beeen crusing on this hausa for a very long now last nite i decide to talk to her , what she told me shock me... she said that she cant marry me cus i dont av a cattle farm , i try leting knw that i av abou 5companies to myself and she refuse saying that if i must marry her i should own a cattle.....am confuce right now and i rili love her...pls advice on what to do b4 i loose her

naijaboiy:

See as you fine pass wizkid for the pic

thanks bro.....it runs in our family

KiddaBlingzz:
Guy which glasses you dey use? cos i no see no pic o

another reasoin to stop eatn much inions

tosyne2much:
Saw the topic=» walks into thread=» read the topic=» shook my head=» unzip my jean=» brought my 14.5 inch Dicck=» pee on OP's head=» clicks the unfollow button=» walks outta thread

is that ur 1.2 inch dickk

Airforce1:
Oloshi


Walks out of thread

jobless ugly darkbenin boy

sekzy99:
Abeg, i need a job onboard a ship, studied marine engineering. Have my stcw 95,medical n discharge book ready. Momlilyseyi@gmail.com or 08023373302

the you see vacancy on top the thread

Baddestguyp:
where is my matchet

war do u want to do with it

After reading soo many hatefull coment about this young dude, i decided to hang out with him for some talks and advice....we chilled and pop some bottles for almost 4hours at a cool bar in the island, the dude is very cool and frirndly just that he did one tin dat vex me. when it was time to pay for d drinks he told me dat he was coming and that was d last i saw him...
as am typing now am walking home with just my boxer...pls is this right

philantoxx:
hahahahaha..
her scolding power is quite potent
pls marry her.

badt friend

chimhigher:
Dnt Mynd Hm..
vry big Liar...Iphone kor.
u sure say im get Gf sef??

your girlfriend is dien to be with me