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CuteJude:Which family looks happier? #ItAintAlwaysAboutTheMoney |
Is it me or TBOSS was eyeballing DJ Snatch? Immediately Debbie danced her Belly Dance and the DJ hailed her, TBOSS called Debie...asked her some questions then started dancing again. Next she pulled down her glasses and started eyeballing him. So this babe like better matured thing naim she dey follow small small boys dey kiss! |
Tayo!!!!!!! Face your Payporte! |
Uriel!!! Please wait they are coming with a stretcher!!!!! It has a mirror |
Camera man why na ? Enemy of progress!!! |
Soma be like "Ebuka!!!!Why are you wasting my time na?Abeg free me make I go beg my bae! At all, at all naim bad pass" |
Finally coco ice gists with other housemates. As soon as she is nominated tomorrow, she will start frowning afresh! |
Bisola stop crying more than the bereaved! Biggie please check that your microphone is switched on! *in biggie's voice! |
Who put the chinchin inside the TV. Meanwhile Kemen to Bassey: "change up na".... Yeah right! We know you want to size up the competition. |
Bassey enters the house.....finally kemen's muscles can meet their competition. This bloke is a cross between Kemen and Soma....with a little bit of TinTall and Efe. Wahala don set for both babes and dudes in da house!! |
Uriel! Quite frankly "YOU TOO TALK!" Let it go....it's a game dear Meanwhile Miyonse faints as Tboss is asked to leave...Gifty screams "am going to cry...am going to cry"...please where are the tears? |
kowema:How did you read my mind? |
Lolest!! Ebuka: "Bally how was your week, calm, collected....then you're up!" |
And uriel's foreign accent is back! |
Miyonse decides to also flirt with Uriel. Uriel humours him. At this rate we may need a Wheelbarrow to carry Miyonse's head around. |
Earlier Tboss was giving Miyonse the green light upstairs. Now Gifty, right in front of them both, just said she prefers Miyonse to Soma. Just realised that Miyonse is the "Lagos Rep"..so chics be hooking up to him, like they used to hook up to the "Nigerian Rep" in Big Bro Africa. Soma, Style Plus can't help you here... |
Coco ice...this one that you are smoking and moaning....are you sure there is no Gbana inside that stick? |
Big Brother, please is it too late for the likes of Smirnoff Vodka, Hennessy and American Honey, to sponsor the show? This Coke and Heineken cannot take us to the promise land sir! |
temmyo:She needs to make sure that her wig is not slanting to the left. |
Please why does TTT's T-shirt have a zip? |
COLDSLAP:Sorry sir. The bumbum is back with you again. |
My dear Efe...thou art wasting thine time...for Marvis has given her bumbum to TTT. |
Exclusive is having more fun than the housemates. You just gotta love the guy.. |
Some people are rushing the beer! I must high by force! |
Finally a chance for CocoIce to show her dancing skills...thanks to Shina Peters. |
All you peeps wanting Tboss to dance...didn't you hear what someone said earlier? DO YOU WANT HER MAKEUP TO FALL OFF? |
Efe I understand why you are so excited....I also get excited when I hear my guys singing a song in pidgin English. |
Somebody should please tell DJExclusive that the Housemates mics are muted. He should stop pausing the music |
Who else noticed that as the songs got older....they got less Nigerian. Shout out to all the Naija music artists of our generation. |
Kemen realises that the other guys are more handsome than he is......he promptly takes off his shirt! |
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? Enemy of progress!!!