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Thanks for starving us

Centino abeg leave efe mk he enjoy as long as it last

CONTINUATION!!!

Kosewe, kosegbo,
kosewe, kosegbo
Kosewe, kosegbo,
kosewe, kosegbo
Won ti po’mi
gutter po, oju ti
dirty
Won ti po chemical
po, awon mo
science students
Kosewe, kosegbo,
kosewe, kosegbo
Kosewe, kosegbo,
kosewe, kosegbo
Won ti po’mi
gutter po, oju ti
dirty
Won ti po chemical
po, awon mo
science students
.
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That was the sound out coming from my phone thursday morning riding on my leggedis benz from my house to my school... Shuttle drivers were not any where near the school due to the accident that happened on wednesday that claimed the of two students... I trust AAU student, if given a chance to express their greviances, the whole shuttle buses will be burnt beyond recongnition we love ALUTA...
Got to class few minutes before the lecturer(eco 307) though the course was an elective mathematical course i choosed to do it over eco 308 coz d klass is always boring compare to 307... After 307 klass, i had my 304 klass with my paddi them who came late, they are addict late comers, emma, samzie and wizzy...
Lemme tell you about my paddi's them...
EMMA (dhesthiny1 nairaland moniker), he was the first friend i knew when i resumed my 100l semester stays in the same hood and he is a terrible late comer(if he tells you i am koming by 8am, my broda wait for him around 9am LOLZ) he is very good in mathematics and accounting...
SAMZIE, met him on my second day in school, we talked and we became tight friends since that day, talkative, online addict and a very bad pastor's child....
WIZZY, knew him through samzie, warri igbo boy, pronzi chairman LOLZ... This boy like money pass certificate, stingy like APC government(this guy lock pure water for cupboard because he nor wan give us 3sachet), like women like PDP like corruption... And his village people can disturb him for africa...
304 came to an around 1hr later and emma asked us to follow him to a salon to have his hair cut which i honourably decline coz i was dead hungry...
Throught be told i have nt eaten since in morning of that day and the time was now 1:30pm wen i got home, laziness took over me and nting to eat, i had to visit my lodgemate before i ate that day...

WHIZKIDEFE: This my guy, keep the updates coming. The update too short na, i go call SARs for you o.

i greet you boss

BiadeFolar: you don't know my bae sir, she doesn't wear heels

i hear you

BiadeFolar: Thanks ma'am. That was warm, and enlightening!
Now I know what to do to get my crush, gh0sts the anonymous corper. Nah to carry bagco bags full for her doormouth in Langtan North!

i trust gh0st ni she go just break yhur head with one her high heels chikina

[quote author=badohemmy ]Welcome sir Enjoy the rock as we roll.[/quote]tnx boss

I am here, lemme go and buy pop-corn and coke

Continuation!!!

Jeez hunger almost killed me this night, i have to smoke G4 with salt, no groundnut...
Hunger nor b man frnd...
Now, To the matter at hand...
This week has been a very bad week in the life Of AAU...
Barely two weeks after the death of a final year student of the department of computer science on fatal accident, another 200level computer science student was reported to have died on tuesday , paid school that very day slept and never woke up...
Another student of Education foundational management student(EFM) Died dis week and the department was suppose to mourn the death of their collegue on tuesday, unfortunately, on tuesday morning as at 8am a shuttle bus coveying students from school gate to a lecture hall inside school, had a break failure and another student of EFM died on the spot and many others injured...
That same tuesday, a student was said to have ran mad after smoking weed(science student in olamide's voice)...

This week classes has been kind of boring from ÊCO 301,303 TO 306, 308... Lecturing being teaching when nobody is understanding, then you ask a question, the man will belike "i know you will not understand because is not for yhur level" gosh...
Worst part of it is that these lecturers in my department, derive joy in reducing students exam scores and CGPA...