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Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 10:49pm On Feb 05, 2018
Chapter 7

Diary dilemma

part 2

TRANSIT TO TRANCE

I was transFIXED not only that but transHELD and transGLUED and transFINISHED I just wish for a transFORMER so I could transFORM to a non-living form, within a short minute I transit to trance.

You know those feelings we do have after failing exams then glancing through the result as if it is not ours, hoping there could be a magical change of name. That is the exact thing I could use to describe my situation.
I just wish this could be a dream, how I thought I've gotten rid of my enemy, now my enemy don finish me! It was before that she do give me a blow that would have left mayweather sprawling on the ground but this blow would have made him to fly off the ring. Can you Imagine I purportedly stole Samsung galaxy s7 edge!!
That is the main charge oo apart from other charges too. I have up to 3 count charges and Mr. Adewale is the justified and just judge and the students as the jury, with that stupid maryam's friend that I had an encounter with at the cafeteria as the plaintiff, I am the accused and charged for Stealing Samsung galaxy S7 edge, a punishable offence in the constitution of the witty brain tutorial under act....act....act ehm.....oh I can't remember the act ooooo.....but maybe later sha, I might remember.

"young man, explain how the Samsung phone of this young lady got missing" Mr. Adewale thundered and gnashed his teeth.

I swallowed hard, the sweat coming out from my body could have been mistaken for a water coming from a water fountain, nevertheless I muster up some courage and speak out.

"to God who made me sir, I didn't steal any phone, although there is a clear evidence against me but sir, it is just that someone has been trying to make life miserable for me in this tutorial" I replied him, Mr. Adewale was busy pulling his beards as I explained to him.

"wow, G-boy indeed, from G-string to Galaxy" that Ugly girl that make fun of me the other day said.

"enough!!! But young man, if you can't produce the phone, then you are dead! So you better hand it over now or the result won't be good" Mr. Adewale thundered

"I am to produce a phone that I didn't steal! I yelled angrily

Paaaaa!! The high voltage slap of Mr. Adewale thundered on my face, my face must have received a lot of the voltage because after the slap, my face was like 'uhmmmmmm' it sounds much like our transformer, tiny sparkles of light emitted from my face like how sparkles emits when a welder welds metal. My brain must have 'factory reset' because after that slap, I forgot everything even my name.

"you still have the guts to talk, is that all what you can say after the evidence we have against you? One! You were missing when I was addressing the students, two, the picture says it all!" Mr. Adewale said, showing me three different pictures of me opening rihanaht's bag. Do you remember when I said the intensity of the sun seems to Increase, yes It isn't sun but the phone camera flash light.

Tbc


ps: God knows that I have been trying y best to be consistent, but my tight schedule and the major factor is ze stupido network in my area.....the network is aaaah!!!! Mehn!!!! Even if a snail is used for transmission, it would be faster than the network speed.
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 9:23am On Feb 06, 2018
**continuation**

You might still be confused of what took place but I will explain it to you like how a math teacher explain calculus.

After the preaching by Mr. Adewale every one dispersed to their various classes, we were to have chemistry so after getting to the class, as expected, everyone would bring out their note and jot down some points. Rihanaht must have been trying to do so when she discovered that her phone was missing, although we aren't allowed to use phones during lessons but you are permitted to have it with you, once your phone is in silent mode and you aren't using it in the class.

"excuse me sir, I was trying to bring out my note when I noticed my phone is missing" Rihanaht voiced out melodiousy. She would be good in this opera stuffs

"check it very well and don't disturb my lesson" Mr. Coker cautioned
Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 12:52pm On Feb 06, 2018
Oboy dis ur issue dey like Hydra,cut one head nd it brings out Two.......nice work man
Re: The Tutorial by idrisbabat5(m): 5:29pm On Feb 08, 2018
seriously waiting for update drop something soon
Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 2:56pm On Feb 09, 2018
We de wait oh...show us some love na
Re: The Tutorial by OscarEssien(m): 3:33pm On Feb 09, 2018
More of that
Re: The Tutorial by toboski1(m): 9:24pm On Feb 10, 2018
Getting more interesting
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 3:41am On Feb 12, 2018
Continuation

"excuse me sir, I was trying to bring out my note when I noticed my phone is missing" Rihanaht voiced out melodiousy. She would be good in this opera stuffs

"check it very well and don't disturb my lesson" Mr. Coker cautioned

"but sir I can't find it sir, and If I don't take any step, my phone will be a gonner" rihanaht voiced out again and now the teacher took it serious.

Like rihanaht could read the mind of everyone, she brought her bag and pour out every content in it, but her phone wasn't there and so the teacher have to call the attention of Mr. Adewale. My mind was not at rest because I knew I might not be so safe especially with the note I that I left in her bag but to my surprise I didn't see anything like my note when she brought out all the content in her bag, maybe she read and kept it or so I thought. But if she actually read it, she might really thinking I was the one that took her phone, but I didn't notice any phone in her bag when I dropped the note even though I searched for her diary. These are the question that are running in my mind and for sure every space my internal RAM have been occupied and that must have result to my slow thinking.
Just then, maryam accoplice came out with a that 'some one is gonna cry' look on her face. I have whole heartedly kicked against boko harams but in this situation, I would have begged shekau to recruit me so I can scatter the brains of all these people.
She brought out her phone and showed Mr. Adewale one thing which seems to capture Mr. Adewale's attention, suddenly with that look like that of angry bird, Mr. Adewale pointed to me and said I should come out. He showed me the picture of me opening Rihanaht's bag not until then, I don't even know that I cant recognize myself so well, I was busy checking the picture maybe it was another person but it was me! I just wish for that virus that destroyed the Asha210
that I used back in jss3 to come and savage this girl phone. I wish I can Invoke the spirit of virus so the thing will just white out and at least they won't have anything against me but all that were just an imagination.
So someone really captured the picture of me opening rihanaht's bag, really bad, as in baddo or lemme say baddest. Starting from The blind date, then Cafeteria then G-string those ones are bahd, Baddo and baddest respectively but what can I call this one? Badderful I think.
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:17am On Feb 12, 2018
Chapter 8

FARID SAVED THE DAY

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"sir this issue should actually be handled with care or else the innocent might got punished" Farid said aloud

"and what other proof do we need apart from this" Mr. Adewale queried with a raised brow showing farid the picture again like how a girl would be glad to show her friends the picture of her boo that resides in Malaysia.

"sir, one of the reasons why this Issue should be handled with care is that one, there are three pictures of him openings the bag, one is when he is opening, the second one shows that definitely he is trying to search the bag while the thirds shows when he is closing it, none of this pictures shows if the phone is in his hands" Farid analysed, what a good friend I thought, even when Joseph whom I thought was brave and would help me out is just looking like pesin wey dem wan use do slave trade.

"After the person took the picture of him, he or she should have called the attention every one, and If he doesn't, then he or she should have been able to monitor his movement and the person should be able to know where he kept the phone" Farid analyzed and for sure his words must have gotten the attention of the people like how manChester United vs chelsea match would get the attention of the fans, everybody looked at how farid spoke with a keen interest.

"the thief even have a professional lawyer, isn't this Interesting" maryam countered

"seems like a revenge by a broken heart" Abraham said to no one in particular

"enough of the side talks! Not until the phone is found, none of you is innocent but this youngman would bear the full responsibility If we can't find the phone" Mr. Adewale said

"wait a minute How did maryam know that this guy is in the class when she ought to be outside, this thing might be a setup" mark said.

Now things to be turning around for me, It seems I now have many supporters but one devil-like guy said something that put and end to my already developing joy.

"but what was his particular mission by opening someone else bag, something Is fishy" Hakeem said

"rihanaht, did you know this guy before? Mr. Adewale asked her

"its somehow, but I can't say If he is the one that steal it or not" rihanaht chimed

"so boy, why did you ransacked her bag" Mr. Adewale queried

"sir, it is just a misconception, one of my books was also missing but I observed that this same type of book is with Rihanaht but I can't ask her fearing she might say I accused her of being a thief, so that's why I decided to check it behind her presence" I Lied, that is the only thing that came to my mind and hope it works or else I am good as the Nigerian oil refineries.
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:34am On Feb 12, 2018
"so show me the book" Mr. Adewale demanded

I checked rihanaht's bag and luckily for me I found one textbook which looks much like mine so I picked it out

"this is it" I said showing it to Mr. Adewale

"I have seen this type of book before with him" gramophone squeaked

"I am not very sure but it seems he really have that kind Of book" another guy added

maryam, you know fit beat me 4:0 just like that, I may not have strikers like you but I have good defender like sergio ramos and keeper like de gea to save for me and don't you bother to ask for the name of the team. she scored the first one without any hitch, the second one was a curve kick the third one was lobbed but this one is denied by my defence and keeper, now its time to equalize and also win the match, play time is over! I thought to myself

"what's your name? Mr. Adewale asked maryam's friend

"bashirat" she answered

"so youngman, bashirat, maryam, farid and rihanaht, you are to meet me In my office" Mr. Adewale commanded

"okay sir" we all replied harmoniously
Re: The Tutorial by collinometricx: 7:24am On Feb 12, 2018
Thanks for starving us
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 9:57am On Feb 12, 2018
collinometricx:
Thanks for starving us


haba...you guys should understand now......man must hustle now.....and the network sef....


Its only etisalat that is good aroun here......Pls who knw at etisalat stuff......like if I recharge they will convert it to bonus and I wnt be able to use it to browse and I cant reverse it or do anything.....
Re: The Tutorial by YINKS89(m): 9:59am On Feb 12, 2018
Guy pls update more... I need more.
Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 7:58pm On Feb 12, 2018
Defenderz like S Ramos nd Damibiz.....bring it on,weada na Psg,Barca or Man city...nice update man
Re: The Tutorial by isahkadir1(m): 5:16am On Feb 13, 2018
I really am enjoying this story.
Re: The Tutorial by itsandi(m): 5:50pm On Feb 13, 2018
interesting story... Enjoy interesting stories, poetry, follow series on Tushstories via

www.tushstories.com

#Read!
Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 12:02am On Feb 14, 2018
collinometricx:
Thanks for starving us
cheesy
Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 12:03am On Feb 14, 2018
Damibiz:
Defenderz like S Ramos nd Damibiz.....bring it on,weada na Psg,Barca or Man city...nice update man
smiley
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:01pm On Feb 15, 2018
"The culprit will soon be caught" Mr. Adewale concluded as he left for his office

"guy, please Confess to us, are you the one? A talk lanky boy asked.

"believe me I am not the one, it is all a setup, I expect nothing less from a girl who blackmail a guy with her G-string" I replied them
Rihanaht was about to leave when I grabbed her hands and say

"please, trust me this time and I'll prove it to you that I am innocent, I am not a thief, please try to understand" I said to her with a sober tone

"I understand you better" she replied

feeling a bit easy when she said:

"you are more than a golddigger, you are a lowlife and a bonafied thief, you an keep the phone but at least release my SIM for me, keep up the good work, you will soon be capable of robbing world bank" she added.
Her words stung me and If not that a well Isn't nearby, I would have jumped in It, I thought of holding the electric cable but it is too high, I just need someone to tell me the easiest way to die! Her bazooka words exploded all the nook and cranny of my heart.

"I believe you" Abraham said "that maryam of a thing is a bitch" he added

"thanks bruv but itseems this girl just wanna terminate my career, I don't even know maybe my ancestors offended her before and so she came back to the world to punish me" I lamented
"things like this are bound to happen in our lifetime" Abraham pacified, I take a look at the guy who is cladded in a blue shirt with flower patterns on it, with a blue jean too and a blue suede shoe to match. Sympathy was clearly engraved on his face and by seeing him, one could tell that he is honest type although one shouldn't Judge a book by its cover.

"thanks bruv" I replied him

"you can really count on me whenever you need help" he concluded

"okay" I replied and we both went our ways.
few seconds later, Joseph approached me and said
"guy, I swear I can't understand what is going on oooo" Joseph said with a low voice

"I also is also baffled, I can't really understand but I am very sure that Bayo, that Guy wey do head like ballot box is behind everything" I analyzed

Joseph squinted his face, he gazed up and focused on it by placing his index finger on his lips and it seems like there is one kind of solution on the white emulsion coated ceiling.

"I can't lie to you bro, I am perplexed, maryam is something else" Joseph said. Just then bayo walked briskly towards us and stopped on getting to us and said "Guys, which one of you exposed our plan or by any means tell another person apart from the three of us"
I looked into bayo face and he also looked at mine and I can swear that we both looked each other like how that Lion looked at its reflection on water.

"You should have something to say" I said breaking the silence
"so, you are saying that I am so flippant and loquacious that I start to blab about everything that took place, are you ought to be doubting him or me?" Joseph complained
"but it is actually not a sin for me to ask and someone must have told maryam about our plans" I narrated and almost immediately Abraham approached us and and said that it is time for me and others to show up





More updates coming soon
Re: The Tutorial by YINKS89(m): 1:11pm On Feb 15, 2018
Guy we nid lenghty update.. In as much as I would love to continue dis story what usually turn us off is if d story is NT long.... Please be guided if u want pple to always take ur story sewious.
Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 1:35pm On Feb 15, 2018
Dis is too long na haba,show us love na
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 1:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
Cc Yinks89
damibiz

really it isn't my fault with the short updates........am using a small phone to update and I actually have to update and modify.....please try to wait for at least an hour before you read because I do modify my post
I got too busy nowadays coupled with the fact that I am preparing for my Jam exam, man is nt getting younger because I ought to have been admitted into school before now
Re: The Tutorial by YINKS89(m): 2:19pm On Feb 15, 2018
UltimateDayg:
Cc Yinks89
damibiz

really it isn't my fault with the short updates........am using a small phone to update and I actually have to update and modify.....please try to wait for at least an hour before you read because I do modify my post
I got too busy nowadays coupled with the fact that I am preparing for my Jam exam, man is nt getting younger because I ought to have been admitted into school before now
I understand u bro.... Wldnt hav sent dat but t has bcome a trend nd u didn't tell us dats why... Sowei abt dat bro.
Re: The Tutorial by Damibiz(m): 3:54pm On Feb 15, 2018
Ok na...,,........
UltimateDayg:
Cc Yinks89
damibiz

really it isn't my fault with the short updates........am using a small phone to update and I actually have to update and modify.....please try to wait for at least an hour before you read because I do modify my post
I got too busy nowadays coupled with the fact that I am preparing for my Jam exam, man is nt getting younger because I ought to have been admitted into school before now
Re: The Tutorial by itsandi(m): 4:12pm On Feb 15, 2018
Interesting story... Enjoy interesting stories, poetry, follow series on Tushstories via

www.tushstories.com

#Read!
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:19pm On Feb 18, 2018
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Continuation

"Now young man, did you steal the phone? Mr. Adewale queried as soon as I stepped into his office

"uhmn, If I were you, will just admit that I stole it and beg for mercy" bashirat adviced. I shot her a deadly look but she seems not to care

"rihanaht, I'll ask you again, what business did you have with this young man that makes him bold enough to be searching your bag" Mr. Adewale asked by facing rihanaht and pointing his index finger to me

"that question is not meant for me sir, my business With him is that he wants my phone so badly that he has to steal it" Rihanaht replied

"if you failed to admit that you steal the phone, then you'll leave me with no choice that to hand you over to the police" Mr. Adewale said with arms akimbo

"po..po..po what" I stammered

"are you blowing whistle or why the Po po po" maryam teased "guess you will be a VIP in the cell" bashirat added



"enough" Mr. Adewale cautioned the saucy girls

"I am still treating you like a gentleman, but seems you are not the type"

"Sir, God is my witness, I didn't steal the phone" I replied.

"sir, this issue ought to be treated with patience, he is my friend, I trusted him like my own self and If you are to punish him then I am willing to undertake his punishment, but Sir, I really think bashirat should be able to know where he kept the phone, since she saw him stealing it because since sheds bold enough to snap the picture, she ought to be able to know where he kept and how he did the whole thing" farid lectured. I don't just know what the hell farid is doing is science class, he could have become a SAW (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE WORLD) if something like that exist, because he have the potentials of a lawyer and calling him SAN is an understatement.

"quite interesting, I can't help it but comment that farid is a good friend and a rare one, he stood bravely for you" Mr. Adewale commented
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2018
Am sorry guys..... Nah network cuz dat rubbish..... Pesin don write story but to update nah problem
Re: The Tutorial by UltimateDayg: 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2018
"this one that you are so obsessed with his issue, are you his partner in crime? Because I know that he is not thee only one involved in stealing the phone, he actually have a Godfather" the she-devil maryam countered.
Here we go again......

"stop flapping your mouth maryam, I think you should be able to explain this" Abraham said as he stormed into the office

"if not that I respected you a lot I know what I should have done" Mr. Adewale frowned

"I am sorry sir, but sir I have the true proof of the person that stole the phone" Abraham said delighted

smile covered Mr. Adewale's face, his mouth takes the shape of a canoe as he smiled briefly

"so can you show me the proof?

Abraham handed a phone over to Mr. Adewale and immediately the facial expression of Mr. Adewale changed

"unbelievable!!" Mr. Adewale exclaimed

"I think bashirat and maryam would be able to explain this, Mr. Adewale said showing the video been played on the infinix hot 5 android phone.

Like Mr. Adewale, I was shocked too, the videos shows bashirat and maryam stealing the Samsung phone from Rihanaht's bag and also me too putting somethings checking rihanaht's bag.

"girls!!! Can you explain this!" Mr. Adewale voiced out

maryam and her friend must have peeing in their stinky Pants because they looked shocked. The perfect description to their 'shockness' is that type of shock fans would get when kano pillars defeat Barcelona, please don't try to ask of the match or tournament that they are playing for. You know those looks that you'll give to your male friend who says he fall in love bobrisky, that is the exact look on their face. I can now say that both of them are Now in trance because they can't escape this. If not that Mr. Adewale is bias, I don't know why he won't give both of them that type of 'Ear deafing', 'eye blinding' and 'jaw dropping' slap that he gave to me. Now it is my own turn to laugh but I still don't get how Abraham got the video.

"you guys are deaf uhn" Mr. Adewale thundered, he used his left hand to wipe his mouth.
Not until now, I didn't notice the office, the office was painted with cream colour, a swivel chair and a desk which on it have different varieties of books. The floor was made of brow ceramic tiles, The office is somehow quite simple. Mr. Adewale sighed, the man is cladded in a brown suit, Mr. Adewale is always in suits as far as I know him.

"sir, you can now see who the real thief is, that's why I said that we really need to exercise patience" Farid lectured

"you girls are in big trouble, one, for stealing a phone and two, for a blackmail" Mr. Adewale listed with counting his hands

"Out everyone!" Mr. Adewale said authoritatively

"yes sir" we all replied in unison except maryam and her accomplice.

What bemused me is the fact that after all this ordeal maryam have put me through, she still went ahead to do a sort of thing like that, she is very desperate and I think she has met her waterloo.


farid and Abraham and I all marched out of his office following Mr. Adewale whilst maryam and bashirat dragged their feet after us.

"attention everyone, as I have lectured earlier in the day, I actually called your attention to some things"

Tbc
Re: The Tutorial by chisiudeh: 4:58pm On Feb 18, 2018
Ghen ghen. Who be the thief and who be the hunter.
Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 5:06pm On Feb 18, 2018
Thanks for the update.. Catch them oo cheesy
Re: The Tutorial by Nobody: 5:07pm On Feb 18, 2018
chisiudeh:
Ghen ghen. Who be the thief and who be the hunter.
grin grin
Re: The Tutorial by YINKS89(m): 5:53pm On Feb 18, 2018
Now d hunter has been hunted.

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