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Jokes Etc › Imagine Osama Been A Nigerian Of Now Days by Comedice(op):
if osama was a nigeria of now days,America would av spent less time nd resources to catch him,this would av bin his lifestyle:ear piece pluged to his ear socket,AK_47 hung on d neck.two hands holding a blackberry phone and two thumb finger ready for action:hhm,home is boring.America things on ma mind,plane high jacking things on point.una don crash am? crashing things.marines are looking for me,runing things.....brb.hiding in the cave things oh.den america will just buy a black berry for a femele agent;she will send osama a ping:hi. Osama:hi,wudup? kul.OSAMA:where are u at? agent:irag. OSAMA:wow am in irag 2.agent:u dnt mean it' like seriously? OSAMA:yep agent:xo wie u?OSAMA:chiling in d cave things.agent:cave?dats romantic,wie is d cave?OSAMA:east.agent:k.30 minute later:fighter jets flying over cave.OSAMA:marines? marine things.shooting things....ahhhh! dieing things(pinging instead of shooting,asking marine soldier:are u a learner)

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