₦airaland Forum

saddler:
Nnamdi Kanu should rot in prison.

His favorite meal will become tuwo-shinkafa and half-done beans.

By this time next year, he would have become an alfa and start leading islamic jihad

Seriously, possibility of him converting to Islam is high, since he is not a Christian

Brenbentondiaz:
Lolz. He was calm because he was dealing with a government official. You think he'd be this disciplined if he were dealing with a random civilian. Nigerians and being easily foooooled (especially if something is done or said against some they love to hate, no matter how wrong or untruthful it may be).

Soldiers have always acted with high level of discipline. If they talk to you once comply, bit most Nigerians are very undisciplined in behaviour, that's why they get assaulted. A soldier was trained with single line of command, his total sense revolves around that and it will become a torture to hims mental state if he started issuing command to civilians on multiple occasion

Putindbutt:
Which yeye military guys will be demoralized?. An officer who blocked the way of a minister representing the President who is the C-in-C?. Is the order of a retired CNS bigger than that of the President?. You guys are joking too much.

Of all places, what is wike doing on the property if not looking for trouble?
What was well calculated event against wike and he fell for it. The issue has nothing to do with land but power.

saphiere:
If he is not married I'm interested

Quotes of the year.

1. "I am talking and policemen are talking" Lt Yerima (Navy)

2. "I am an officer, I have integrity " Lt Yerima.

3. "I will not shut up. I'm a commissioned officer " Lt Yerima


4. "You can't shut me up" Lt Yerima


5. "I'm acting on orders" Lt Yerima

6. "I'm not a f00l sir, I'm a officer" Lt Yerima.

7. "You are my junior" Lt Yerima

You missed an important part...

I am a small boy but the commission I'm carrying you can never carry it

Nnamdi kanu should go apologies to Pst. Kumuyi for threatening and insulting him. Only then will divine punishment stopped

One question we should ask this man is:
Do you support America Intervention in Nigeria?

Yyu

I was briefing my retired civil-servant mom about the electoral process and forefront presidential candidates.
Her response was that she has been praying Nigeria against military take of government. She said God reveal to her that there is a plan on going about that.

Some weeks later, she give me update that the problem has been averted. So I asked her who is going to be president elect and who is she praying for among the top three candidates ?

She replied that it doesn't bother her who won the election because what the politicians are doing is game of who won or no, so she doesn't have a preference. I was surprised because as an aged Yoruba woman, I was expecting her to pick Tinubu.

My mum retired from civil-service in 2004, she has since then retired to private prayer life. Doesn't follow news or social media

Alusiizizi:
The run-away rise in the exchange rate is a direct consequence of illegal money minting, and my suspicion is that we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg here, the worst is yet to come.

This is not true, the illegal activities of the bureau de change operator caused the rise in the exchange rate mainly the USD.
These actors want to benefit from the rise and at the same time destroy businesses.

=> Banks want to profit from USD loan repayment
=> Black market operators want an ungodly profit
=> Hoarders don't want their investment to crash
=> Forex Trader will be hut if Naira gains

by looking at these few one would see those behind the fall of Naira

AdedoyinO:
Print to meet ASUU demands...lol..easier said bro.

What if we don't all gets jobs that pay salaries or do businesses to make money, and we just get this money printing machine from CBN and print money for ourselves to spend. Abi, what is the essence of work when we can print money in the corner of our rooms if possible.

If everyone is printing money, would it have any value?

Everybody has the capacity to print money (create a sellable product) and spend exchange it for other services.
Excessive Money printing is not meant to be shared indiscriminately but given out on purpose to fixed minor economic issue, under proper guidance.

A country's apex bank can decide to mint currency in excess using that to provide loans and grants to MSME under proper watch. Listen to this person below:

eeetuk:
"Nigerian Central Bank Illegally Printing Money For Buhari Government While Pretending To Be Fighting Inflation – Ex-Central Bank Deputy Governor, Moghalu"

Which country on earth does not print money?
I don't think it is illegal to print money by the central bank of Nigeria. The only problem i am concerning about printing money in Nigeria is it is not given to Nigerian citizens to spend in the form of wage increase, building roads and banning foreign import. Instead, money printed by CBN is given to foreign contractors, who then send it to their home countries to boost their own economy. That is how Nigerian economy is hurting.

Yes, CBN can print money as long as it is used locally and evenly distributed throughout the entire economy, the real impact on the economy will be a plus.

nice write up

Olojuobinrin:
Why’s the CBN printing money for Buhari in secret ? Are they mad ?

Trump: US Can't Default Because We Can Print Money
https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-default-print-money-2016-5

Most countries do that: US Russia, China, etc.
If well managed, it's a good thing, especially when they print to pay ASUU demands

yetty247:
Trying to lure men with ladies pics

Hope u informed them B4 using them as means of Advert

the website is even a shitty one. i am currently hacking the site for free.

Onepeople:
This are plans to weaken Tinubu, if you know you know.

This is correct

He died in his speel
So did he dies when he wakes up?

Buildingplug:
The same delivery that some women spend hours plus lots of medical attention including CS to do, that's what someone else had by herself in her bedroom and the baby just slipped out easily. Grace.

For formal neighbour had her last born all by herself. We all play and joke a night before everyone went to sleep. In the morning she was the one telling us that she had birthed a baby girl. it was later that day she open up that the bay came out by leg instead of the head. The baby is over 13 now

TwoEyedMan:
It's a bit of a shame (and a testament to the Nigerian condition) that some people here have tried to make a mountain out of what might in fact be a fairly routine solution. For everyone facing this problem, this is how I solved mine:

1. Whether you're a first proprietor or first director with incomplete details, your first task is to click on Dashboard. Don't attempt to resolve the query just yet.
2. To the right of your screen (on desktop, not mobile) on the Dashboard page, you will see the Edit Profile link below your name. Click on that and update the details.
3. Don't attempt to resolve the query yet. Instead, log out of the portal. You can wait a few hours just to be sure.
4. Log in again. Then go to your queried application. Your first director details should have been updated.

Hope this works for you.

This should save a lot of stress.
What caused the problem is from the platform developer trying to copy the profile data into the proprietor details which you cannot delete or edit. They even make it impossible for you to add new either as the bottom disappear immediately the page loads

I did solve my problem using another unusual method

Itsteewhy:
He might just be an illiterate, who is not even aware of the inscription written on the T-Shirt.

I once met a Hausa bus conductor; the inscription on his cap was SINNER

Fakbrown:
What has he achieved playing 100 matches useless super eagles

He scored 2 goal for Nigeria in world cup match back2back

Ladiesdoctor:
Nothing works well in Kaduna state anymore.
Disasters here and there

The worst Governor that has ever ruled a state, province or region is the one handling Kaduna state now.

One day be one day

That is not true

Sensational headline
Stray Bullet Kills 9-Year-Old Girl On Her Way To Islamic School when the government had declared no movement. Maybe the girl is observing the voting process, not going to Islamiya

ValCon888:
I think the country should be divided for peace to reign. The part of the country that wants to be like Afghanistan should go ahead and do so, allowing the ones that want to be like Europe to continue their development.

That will cause more trouble and instabilities. Millions of Minority North do not support Terrorism

Demigod22:
I was my grandma's favorite child before her death last year. Since her death I am the only one seeing her in my dream. She always visit with gifts and bunch of money and always advising me to be strong.

Since her death I don't go to her house again, last time she visited me in my dream complaining how I don't visit her house again, she said she came to stay with me in school, after her death, with multiple dreams of her giving me money, to some extent I started having small pocket money in school.

Last time I dreamt, I was frying sweet potatoes and she came to give me money. Sometimes, in my dream, she will call me to her room and gave me bunch of money to count, immediately I finished counting the money, she will smile and disappear before I return the money to her. She is always coming to give me money and gifts in one way or the other, she is always complaining that because she died that is why I am hungry that I shouldn't worry.

In the whole family, I am the only one seeing her in my dream since her death, sometimes I get really scared. Can grandma love her grandchild even till death? Can anyone explain these things happening to me? Could it be spiritual love? Please I need explanation.

It is not spiritual love, it is a subconscious message
I can interpret your dream to mean that your grandma has a business or business legacy that if you inherit and follow will lead you to a financial breakthrough.

=> You should start going to her house,
=> Find out what business she is into before she passed on
=> If she has farmland, start work on it or pay people to do it
=> Make a plan to go and tidy up her house or room you might find a clue while doing the cleaning
=> however, beware of any covenant or affinity in the dream

Bornsinner7:
The question is "is there any law banning calls at checkpoints of policemen"??

All of Una begin they advice the guy say make him say sorry and move on..

Yeah it is good to say sorry and move on.. but with all this comments.. it shows that of all us as Nigerians have no right.. the country is damn broken.. imagine police man slap you for nothing and your right na to say sorry

Well.. I'm not saying that we should be stubborn towards law officers.. all I'm saying is that the country don bàjé

Well since my years of being a Nigerian in Nigeria.. I don't think I've heard about any law that forbids that..

The problem of phone and checkpoints started when BHTs were targeting security personnel at checkpoints.
Besides that, while passing through checkpoints, your attention should be n the security officer not on anything as you are expected to answer immediately when asked any question

The title should be Islamization Agenda Propaganda: How do you feel as a Christian with Muslim family member.

It becomes more popular among Christians (especially Southerners) after President Buhari make it public to be contesting for president under the flag of APC. His previous utterance allows some politicians to label him a jihadist. These politicians painted him as if he is going to forcefully convert all Christians to Islam or sponsor and antichristian laws. Six years is almost past, everyone freely practises his/her religion without marginalization.

Yes, I am aware of banditry and kidnapping, the same is happening in Katsina, Zamfara, Sokoto. These are states with Islam as the majority and it will be malicious to say the banditry and kidnapping are ongoing to convert people to Islam. For me coming from Islam into Christianity is the best thing to happen to me and my mother even though we are despised a little bit.

As a northern Christian what worries me is the failure of Southern Christian to realise that Islamization Agenda Propaganda was coined by politicians to cause division and rule. in 2007 when PDP candidates Goodluck Johnathan contested against Buhari of CPC, I don't think anyone accuses any other of forceful conversion to any religion. 2019 seems to be the beginning of the national divide across religious lines.

It is so unfortunate that people like Femi Fani Kayode who constantly accuses Buhari and northern leaders of the Islamization Agenda would still dine with Northern Muslim Party members of PDP and other politicians and would later attend Buhari son's wedding, just because of Jolof rice.

It is true that some northern Muslims may be intolerant towards Christianity, believe me, this is nothing but fear of being converted so as not to face the religious implication. I felt bad when Christians begin to share the same fear of being converted when Jesus said, I am with you to the end of the earth. If anyone should fear, it should be us hoping to be comforted by the southerners but none of that is happening. This begins to make me feel that Southerners are weak spiritually, the only visible character is the arrogant and flamboyant declaration.

Being a Christian with Muslims family members, it is a sad experience to read all sorts of evil propaganda online, when am thinking of how to bring to Christ. All this is making it difficult to get them to be open-minded to discourse Christianity with them. How do you even preach to someone your religious practice show hatred to?

I think we should be more watchful and prayerful with love and guide our conduct on social media so as not to prevent the next convert from accepting Christ Jesus.

May God make us a rupturable Christian at His second coming

iampeterben:
Like me, listening to music, playing/watching football, travelling, researching, reading and writing are the hobbies on my CV.

Add watching YouTube

Why should he reinstated workers who are doing nothing in the office?

I have said it before, that the fight won't happen, I don't see that happening

this part really got me
I’ll slap your bald head & you’ll do nothing!

As if there are using the spare part to graze people's farm. Just like spare part sellers confined themselves in their shop, cow herders should confine themselves in their ranch.... is that too much to ask

marianneada:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders,

Please be patient and read my long post and forgive my grammatical errors, my name is Ada Marianne, i need your help my fellow Nairalanders, i have seen a lot of cases where nairalanders helped fellow nairalanders in distress, i never knew a day will come when i will solicit for people's help online, i'm an old nairalander, my profile can be verified to confirm this, i used to write stories here on nairaland, some of my stories made Frontpage here few years ago, i paused writing stories here because of family and work pressure.

I had a premature baby delivery on February due to the shock i experienced as a result of the stroke my mom suffered on February, my mom suffered a stroke as a result of my dad's sudden death on November 2019, since my dad's death my mom hasn't gotten over the shock of his death, due to the fact that we lost our dad not so long ago i entered shock because i was scared i might lose my mom also, i was rushed to the hospital where the doctors tried their best to stop my premature labor but they couldn't so i delivered the baby prematurely at 6 months plus, the baby spent 3 months in the incubator, we spent all our savings on my mom's stroke treatment, the baby's hospital deposits, blood transfusions, scans, x-rays and drugs, the baby has been discharged and our bill is six hundred and sixty thousand naira and we don't have any money left on us, please nairalanders help me raise the hospital bill so i can take my baby home as the condition where the hospital keeps discharged mother and child that couldn't pay their bill is not good for a new born baby that was delivered prematurely, most babies kept there relapse after some time and get infections because the doctors and nurses no longer care for or attend to the baby, we are not allowed to boil hot water and there are no bed or mosquito nets, we sleep on a bench, please my nairaland family please assist me, i have seen this great Nairaland family assist people in distress in the past, no amount is too small to assist me with, even 1k contribution each from 650 nairalanders will save me, this is not a scam attempt, i can be called on WhatsApp video call so you can see me and the baby in the hospital, callers can also speak to the hospital doctors and nurses on WhatsApp video call to confirm my story, nairalanders based in Onitsha Anambra state and environs can visit me in the hospital and see me and the baby and confirm my story, my God will bless you as you help.

I can be reached on call and WhatsApp via: 08119012140

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JuanJO:
You go steal handkerchief Dem burn you

Shame suppose dey catch you even inside your grave.

Imagine getting to hell only to realized that stealing a handkerchief got him there