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MrCork:
...i takit u also another single guy?..correct....
..bro..u probably hav more than one boy friend...u g@y plaYa!

Check my dp and see my gf. I ain't single

Jraph:
Just follw the link to download it

I didn't see the download link

MrCork:
..bro...not sure if u where Nigeria wears Nigerian made glasses but it doesn't make sense to nobody..... .i don't gerrit,we don't gerrrit. .nobody gerrrit!

I can't keep ignoring ur bullets again before u kill a Nairalander (no offense)

Congrats dear. By this time next yr, it will be my turn

HARDDON:
Isn't it just anonyingly amazing ?

some dudes go chasing for months n can't get a game, yet others just meet same gurl and under an hour be smacking it real good.

This one thing I tell guys: get ur shytes together n get them dough ...... money ain't never wrong.

Then instead of pinging , u call em with a sleek hunk
Instead staying up all night hoping she returns ur call, u be changing 9ners like a piece of apparel . n don't hv to visit same forest twice if it ain't worth it.
U were created da boss, stop selling short n take d role gallantly !

Made For More

@bolded I couldn't love it more

nomabeeee:
really??re u done serving?

nope. am going in with you on Nov 4th

Girl it's not fear. you're just nervous. Believe me, it happens to even those muscular guys you see especially when you've never been too far away from home all your life.


The good news is it will disappear on your 2nd day at camp

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Am I the only one who opens the eyes while kissing?

Another advice: have a plan B just incase you don't get a job after your service year

Am planning on being number 4 come this Nov.
I would have preferred NYSC to cancel camping for c14. Just wanna go to my PPA directly.

she's short, ugly, boobless and arseless

If not that she was the one that wooed me.........

Tayras:
Every woman is destined for a man.........

Some of those men have became Rev fathers, some in prison, some still taking weed and codeine , Some are mad etc. .... Now what happens to the women destined to them?

You better hold your own wella

This section is full of tips and tricks these days
Hope the posters are practising the tips sha

I don't understand which meal you mean but if it's breakfast, then the ideal way is to brush after eating in the night and then eat breakfast before brushing. that way your mouth will remain fresh till evening.




In summary, I mean you should brush twice a day

Mention: Lol... Exactly.. I saw somewhere that original Windows 8 software z 20+K, dunno if its true
I can't pay such huge amount when I can easily get it for N300

LOL You even bought yours costly. In owerri, I asked the girl the price, she said N150 and I was shocked, seeing my face, she thought the price was too big, she then said that it's because it contains both 64 bit and 32 bit, that if it's just 64 bit, it would have been N100. I just shook my head, gave her money and left.

Just wanna specially appreciate Taiye4Christ and sodiqyinka for all their prompt helps/replies in solving problems in this thread. All other persons are duly observed. Don't mind us the "ghosters". God will surely reward y'all.


#Team_Eyeing_Akwaibom

MizMyColi:
@Mention

Upgrade or Buy

Either way, 90% of Nigerians always wait for pirated copies. They won't even want to know the price

jcflex: This is welcome, bt window 8 is flop, close to 2yrs nw, mose pple still prefer windows 7 to 8, windows 8 is nt user friendly at all

I keep hearing people say this. But to me, the only difference in windows 8 usage is the new tile start screen and charm bar, every other thing is same as win 7. I enjoyed windows 8 well before entering 8.1.
IMO tho

Still on my windows 8.1 pro
waiting patiently......















For the pirated copy of course

Another money made for Ogas at the top just like immigration money.
Thank God I never planned paying.

Taiye4Christ: Wetin jam you, bros?

It wasn't easy. The woman responsible for NYSC list in my school is kinda old so when my department brought our list, she said she couldn't do it that she already have enough work on her table. We should wait for batch A. Our department begged her but she refused so my HOD called me (being the computer boy in my department); I had to travel back to school to queue in our names myself. So I went to NYSC website, downloaded the software, the woman gave me the installation password. That was how I queued in our names successfully but it wasn't easy. I just thank God that at last we submitted on Friday last week.

#Team_Batch_C_Is_Sure

benizu: U don't need all d money in the world to have a spouse, she might just bring the luck u need to make all d Zeros u need in your account

True bro but still you need some zeros before you venture into relationships. Not that you'll be the richest

Tips all over Nairaland. Still wondering who gave our parents these tips when they were dating