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*Latest Nursery Rhyme*

Old Buhari is sick and went to Britain ... Hum Haa went to Britain.

He left our dear country and travelled abroad... Hum Haa travelled abroad

The sickness turned worse now He can not return... Hum Haa cannot return

Some angry Nigerians then rumoured his death... Hum Haa rumoured his death

Then came his chief speaker who said he's alive... Hum Haa said he's alive

The next week passed by and he never came back... Hum Haa never came back

Then came lalasticlala to hold a protest... Hum Haa hold a protest

Old Buhari called him and threatened his life... Hum Haa threatened his life

This made lalasticlala to run hiperty hop... Hum Haa run hiperty hop

If Old Buhari comes back, hardship will increase... Hum Haa hardship will increase

And some of our youths will trek to Europe... Hum Haa trek to Europe

This is not my writing, it's only a joke... Hum Haa it is only a joke

To all of my friends u can copy dis post... Hum Haa copy dis post

But if government catch you please dont mention my name... Hum Haa dont mention my name
��� lalasticlala mynd44

Nonsense

Can u buy a Rechargeable solar fan that needs a battery replacement... with the solar panel still intact

I've being hearing about a 'royaltie gem'. It is used to broadcast/advertise your business or message to every phone within 90yards... Being trying to get it here in Nigeria for my business... But all efforts proved futile...

Do I have anyone on NL that can tell me where and how to get it

lalasticlala
mynd44
dragnet

OP.. I disagree...

Not making sense to me o

u know maybe the girl don chop am too much?

grow up

Honestly... London has really fallen

softwerk:
Hmmmmm
Ordinary horse riding, what if I offer you 'ITALIAN DOGGY FROGGY'?!
I guess you'll prepare pounded yam for me as BREAKFAST

As if you can

Who b these ones

oshe11:
OP that number 2 supose be 3"Had" and nt 4....



U CNT TEACH ME RAWBEACH

OP is right... it's 4 and not 3

Star Actress, Remi Surutu Loses first Daughter
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The entire Yoruba movie industry has once again been thrown into a devastating mood as star actress, Remi Oshodi, popularly known as Remi Surutu lost her daughter to the cold hands of death.
Details of the cause of her death is not yet known although reports reaching us says she was a Sickle celled.

lalasticlala
mynd44

Alert: A fan bashed Toke from behind on instagram... Claims Amaechi is cheating with her

Honestly... This actually made me proud... Kudos to those Nigerians doctors

In your own opinion... Do you think Cynthia Morgan is Holy as she claims Plus her bleaching though

lalasticlala
mynd44

kaywise don dey try out.. lol

kaywise has taken to instagram this evening to flaunt his new dj set thanking God... Looks like this means a lot to him

lalasticlala
mynd44

hunniebun:
nice write up....well said.
its all about saving lives

but wait oh,that electrocution side,what if the person uses a big stick to hit the person that is being electrocuted very well and the person nau falls down and.......
they'll now say you....
ah no oh I kant

R.I.P English

hunniebun:
nice write up....well said.
its all about saving lives

but wait oh,that electrocution side,what if the person uses a big stick to hit the person that is being electrocuted very well and the person nau falls down and.......
they'll now say you....
ah no oh I kant

R.I.P English

Lol

Need a f**k to give pls