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Sports / Pure Luck At 2019 Access Bank Lagos City Marathon :dreams Still Come Through. by Comrade360(m): 7:52pm On Feb 02, 2019
DREAMS STILL COME THROUGH.
ACCESS BANK LAGOS CITY MARATHON 2019.
You see that guy standing beside Gov. Ambode? That is Joseph David. This is the 2nd time I'm seeing this guy begging for one minute to perform on stage, which I believe he must have been doing for long. The great entertainer D'banj was performing when the guy said:
JOESEPH DAVID: Please I want to perform for one minute
D'BANJ: O fe perform fun One minute? Oya dey come stage.
(D'banj turns to the crowd)
Shey make we give this guy access for one minute?
CROWD: Y-E-S-S-S-S-S-S
D'BANJ: What's your name?
JOESEPH DAVID: (Speaks so fast) My name is Joseph David
D'BANJ: Whats your stage name?
JOESEPH DAVID : My stage name is Joseph David
D'BANJ: JD Correct, oya perform for just one minute.

JD grabs the mic and started his performance. What a wonderful performance... The crowd started thrilling.

D'banj grabs the mic back.
D'BANJ: Thumbs � or thumbs down � for JD. (You can guess the crowd's response.)

D'BANJ : They love you... But we are in Lagos, I'm not the owner of the platform... But we gotta take permission... (turns to Governor Ambode) Sir, should he come and see you?

(JD throws away his shoes and it flew away into the midst of the amazed crowd).

AMBODE: Let him come.
(Due to the number of crowd, Ambode asked him to stay back so he can join him on stage... Ambode was on stage in no time).

AMBODE: We just want to say a big thank you to D Banj for the opportunity to bring out this kind of talent impromptu. I was just going to say D Banj should mentor him and in addition to that, my initial contribution is to give him N2.5million.

(And that was how JD's luck reeled out).

People shed tears of joy for this guy mehn.
He came there alone... And he left with about 5 bodyguards...

Keep believing.
Copyright.
Comrade Olamilekan.
#LADMEDIA

Lalasticlala

Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini's 55th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Comrade360(m): 8:39am On Oct 23, 2018
The only Nigerian footballer I recognize
Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale's Dress To 'King Of Boys' Movie Premiere by Comrade360(m): 1:09pm On Oct 22, 2018
Nothing but true beauty
Education / Re: Do Female Lecturers Harass Male Students Sexually? by Comrade360(m): 9:34am On May 01, 2018
Which kind at a low rate, it happens very well

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Forum Games / Re: Eye Test: Spot What Is In This Picture In 5 Seconds by Comrade360(m): 7:33pm On Apr 01, 2018
I see Lai Mohammad up there

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Career / Re: Oge Kate: EBSU Graduate Does Charcoal Business For For A Living by Comrade360(m): 8:49pm On Mar 21, 2018
Nice indeed. shit hole country
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Are Jealous In A Relationship by Comrade360(m): 10:46pm On Mar 10, 2018
Not jealousy. It's just been wise
Health / Re: What Coca-cola Does To Your Penis Will Shock You by Comrade360(m): 10:29pm On Feb 11, 2018
All na lie abeg pass me a bottle of coke please

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Car Talk / Re: Video Of Vehicles For The Cleaner Lagos Initiative by Comrade360(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2018
Wiseandtrue:
okay I watched video to find out how it would help to sanitize Lagos

Low and below... nothing nothing undecided

Chai... did you just say Low and below Chisos

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Business / Re: Mike Adenuga And Dele Momodu Captured Together In An Adorable Photo by Comrade360(m): 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
See better role model... talking of Ade o... no be this rascal dele
Politics / Re: Leaked Conversations From Aso Villa Demons’ First 2018 Meeting By Mayowa Tijani by Comrade360(m): 4:16pm On Jan 03, 2018
Nawa o
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Facebook Page For Sale Urgently by Comrade360(m): 2:42pm On Jan 03, 2018
aaronson:
Not one million likes but I have a useless Facebook account still active since 2012.

Not a Facebook account bro... I need a Facebook page
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze On First Fruit: Giving Your January Salary To Pastor Is Foolishness by Comrade360(m): 2:41pm On Jan 03, 2018
Hi guys. I need a Facebook page of about 1million likes or above. If you have for sale, mail me. Cash is ready. Mind you... We are using an escrow for the transaction. nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Releases Hot Pre-Birthday Photos by Comrade360(m): 2:40pm On Jan 03, 2018
Hi guys. I need a Facebook page of about 1million likes or above. If you have for sale, mail me. Cash is ready. Mind you... We are using an escrow for the transaction. nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com
Education / Re: After Four Years In The University, No Certificate From Two Siblings by Comrade360(m): 2:37pm On Jan 03, 2018
Hi guys. I need a Facebook page of about 1million likes or above. If you have for sale, mail me. Cash is ready. Mind you... We are using an escrow for the transaction. nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com
Webmasters / I Need A Facebook Page For Sale Urgently by Comrade360(m): 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2018
Hi guys.

I need a Facebook page of about 1million likes or above. If you have for sale, mail me. Cash is ready.

Mind you... We are using an escrow for the transaction.

nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com
Culture / Re: Photos From Idoma International Carnival 2017 by Comrade360(m): 10:30pm On Dec 23, 2017
Next pls
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Shares A Photo Of Nigeria 'before Indiscipline' by Comrade360(m): 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2017
Looking for a f**k to give

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Education / Chinelo Okafor Receives N100,000 From AfricLearn For Making First Class In UNN by Comrade360(m): 12:13am On Dec 02, 2017
I'm sure you remember Chinelo Okafor.

Well she received another #100,000 from a company who saw it wise to reward her. Kudos.

So an employee of @Africlearn saw the story of my University prize award on social media and raised it to the AfricLearn Management. The company sent me an email congratulating me and said they have decided to compliment my University award with an additional N100K and asked me to provide my account details. They have since credited my account with the N100k. While I really appreciate the award from my lovely Uni (UNN) I am particularly humbled by @AfricLearn 's kind gesture and use this opportunity to thank them and wish their company all the best they deserve.
GOD BLESS @africlearn

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1977278499160933&id=100006364053502

See her awards from UNN

https://www.nairaland.com/4208786/chinelo-okafor-jennifer-receives-26000

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Travel / Semi Fatal Accident In Ajegunle-apapa by Comrade360(m): 1:33pm On Nov 28, 2017
The indigenous people of Ajegunle woke up to meet a semi fatal accident at Aduke junction, Ojo road precisely. Nawa4u gathered that only the driver sustained injuries… No casualty has being recorded so far for now… The cause of this sad incident is still being investigated.

The timely intervention of the LRU has proven their capability beyond reasonable doubt.

Source: http://nawa4u.com/semi-fatal-accident-in-ajegunle/

Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Rolex For All His Crew Members As He Celebrates His 25th Birthday by Comrade360(m): 8:10am On Nov 21, 2017
Lol... always buying Rolex just for 2 people
Webmasters / Urgent Help On Orbot by Comrade360(m): 5:36pm On Nov 18, 2017
Hi Guys

Please who has an idea on how I can use Orbot on Android to drive traffic from different countries to my blog.

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mynd44
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Webmasters / This Is The Best Script You Can Get by Comrade360(m): 9:15pm On Nov 16, 2017
I have a very wonderful script here that I bought for $150... And I wanna use it to help bloggers... I'll give it out for a very cheap amount... If you can bargain reasonably and wisely.


Its a social network script like facebook.
It has its messengger app like facebook~
It has its mobile app like facebook
It has desktop messenger app like facebook...
check out the demo here:


www.demo.wowonder.com


So tell me... How much can you afford
Let's roll

Just send me a mail
nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent: Any Help Will Be Appreciated by Comrade360(m): 8:56am On Nov 06, 2017
Hi Nairalanders,

I am Olamilekan by name... A graduate of Mass Communication. I've being on the lookout for job over the last few months but all to no avail. Tried almost all jobs posted as available on nairaland but none seem to bow in my favour.

I am hereby seeking individual help from any Nairalander who can help secure a job. I'm absolutely creative at work. Can run an online TV for blogs/websites, can write for blogs, I can work as an Events Manager, Can work as a social media handler, can work as a marketing manager/marketer... Any work for now would be highly appreciated please.

Nicherianolamilekan@gmail.com

lalasticlala
mynd44
Celebrities / Yomi Fabiyi Wins Best Actor In Supporting Roles by Comrade360(m): 8:44am On Nov 06, 2017
The Nigerian actor, Yomi Fabiyi wins the best actor in supporting roles award in the just concluded AFRICAN FILMS AWARD held on Saturday in UK

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mynd44

Nairaland / General / Re: 2 Hausa Snake Charmers At Ikeja Spotted Displaying Their Skills (Photos) by Comrade360(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04, 2017
PearlStreet:


Lol.

So, you're the event manager of an itinerant Medicine man?

Good to know you've found your calling in life.

Receive sense by fire... I'm the Events Manager for Nawa4u TV... Get it straight dude
Nairaland / General / Re: 2 Hausa Snake Charmers At Ikeja Spotted Displaying Their Skills (Photos) by Comrade360(m): 8:20pm On Nov 04, 2017
PearlStreet:
OP, your face is more scary than the snake.

Pls, add graphic pictures to the title of this thread.

Try to be an Events Manager of any Media company.. And let's see if you won't look like a Buffalo sir... Then you can come over boss

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Nairaland / General / Re: 2 Hausa Snake Charmers At Ikeja Spotted Displaying Their Skills (Photos) by Comrade360(m): 8:13pm On Nov 04, 2017
muller101:
Op is that ur real face? grin
Not my real face o... Was under sun working endlessly... Who photogenic epp

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