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I personally believe that its not every woman you fall in love with is someone you want to have for a wife. Personally, I don't fall in love with a girl if I don't see myself marrying her in the future. I think its better that way.
If you’re really planning on spending the rest of your life with one woman, you better make sure she’s the right one. Here are few signs that she’s not a wife material:

1. She Can’t (Or Won’t) Cook
2. She’s A Gossip.
3. She Compares You To Her Exes.
4. She’s Clingy.
5. She Complains When You Go Out With The Guys.
6. She Thinks She Can Change You.
7. She’s Too Jealous.
8. She Is daddy's girl.
9. She Doesn’t Trust You.
10. She’s Controlling.
13. She Has No Confidence in herself.
14. She Criticizes Your Hobbies.
15. She Doesn’t Think You’re Awesome.
16. Her parents takes care of all her needs.
17. When The Going Gets Tough For You, She Gets Out The Door.
18. It’s Your Second Date And She’s Already Talking About Marriage.
19. She Doesn’t Get Along with her mother.
20. She Gets Along With Her Mother Too Well.
21. She Starts To Cry Every Time .
22. She Uses Sex As A Tool.
23. She argues all the time.
24. She Has No Sense Of Humor.
25. She Wants The Relationship To Be All About Her
26. She Is Lazy.
27. She Doesn’t Support You.
28. She Hates Your Friends.
29. She Has No Hopes And Dreams Of Her Own.
30. She Doesn’t Support You.
31. She’s Cheated Before.
32. She Never Goes Out With The Girls.
33. She’s Not In The Mood… All the time.
34. She Changes Her Mind Too Often.
35. She’s A Complainer.
36. She’s Not Comfortable In Her Own Skin.
37. She Has Nothing In Common With You.
38. She’s Not Your Best Friend.
39. She Slept With You On The First Date.
40. She Pops Her chewing Gum a lot.
41. She Likes Mischief.
42. She Wants You To Give Something Up.
43. She is always right.
44. She’s Had Three Or More Dicks In Her Ass.
45. Her Vagina Has A Bad Smell.

Are you are still single while your friends are busy getting married every Saturday? Hmm.. I know its quite disturbing. Don't worry, this short write-up will help you know where you're going wrong. And if you do something about it, you will get so many suitors as soon as possible.
1. You're not appreciative. He sacrifices for you, buys you expensive things, yet you don't appreciate? Very soon he will get tired of you.

2. You ask for too much. There are some things you need to do on your own. Show him you can take care of the family and the kids; when he's out.

3. You are not submissive. Are you the disrespectful and disobedient type? I don't care if you are President's daughter.. The man is always the head of the house.. The earlier you give him some respect, the better.

4. You are looking for Mr Perfect. Let me ask you.. Are you perfect? I'm Sure you're not. Nobody is perfect. Not me, not you. Get used to it..

5. You don't have a job. Don't depend on a man all the time..Ladies should learn to be independent.. it is not pride But Self Respect. Get a handwork dear.

6. You look desperate. Your parents and friends are asking you frustrating questions about marriage, and you are so sick of those questions so you'll do anything to get the next available guy to marry you. You need a man so badly. Well, let me tell you, the more desperate you are, the less attractive men find you.

7. You are bad with kids. You hate kids? Sorry for you! A woman’s beauty is captured in her ability to nurture.
8. You pay too little attention to your appearance. You wear excessive make-up, your dressing is too awful, you you don't have a good hygiene? Hmm.. Im shaking my head for you oh..

9 You're not supportive. A man wants a woman who helps boost his ego, listens to him and encourages him, just like his mother used to do. So, if you cant support him, forget that engagement ring.

10. You don't get along with his family. If you are not easy going with his family? Hmm.. Marrying him is a dream that may never come through oh.

11. You are bad in the bedroom. Each time he talks about sex, you act like he has just committed a crime, because you are a virgin or you don’t want him to think you're loose. It only make him wonder how boring you are in bed. Please please please, I'm not saying you should have sex, all I'm saying is you should give him a hint that you can satisfy him sexually either practically or by insinuations.

12. You're always mean. You're too boring, You hardly smile.. You hardly play. You're just too difficult.

Take it or leave it, this is what men hate in women. What you do with this information is entirely up to you. Have fun.

THE POWER OF A MAN:
1. A man has the power to love a woman in a special way that she has never been loved, & yet hurt her with the same intensity.

2. A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen & then turn around & make her wish she was never born.

3. A man has the power to make a woman cry with happiness & joy, then turn around & make her cry with hurt & anger.

4. A man has the power to let a woman feel free & wanted, but also feel disgusted & unworthy.

5. A man has the power to look a woman in her face & tell her he loves her, but turn around & sleep with her best friend.

6. A man has the power to make you fall in-love with him within days, & hate him within minutes.

7. During sex a man has the power to make a woman feel like she’s in heaven, & afterwards makes her feel like a prostitute..

8. A man has the power to change a woman from having her goals, to living out his goals instead of her own.

Why is it that MEN have such powers? MEN have so much power, because ladies give it to them!!!..
The power of a man will not mean anything without a WOMAN!!

So ladies, when times are hard between you & your man & you realize that he treats you bad, remember that he can only do what you allow him to do to you!!!

prettythicksme:
op i think d lady should visit a gynecologist abi kingtom how u take see dis matter?

kk, taken.

sweetorgasm:
abeg hw u check yesterday match? u nr c wetin neymar do?

lolz! Abeg, u don win, park ur jeep 4 here. Thanks in anticipation.

danbrowndmf:
Op sharap,na u dis thing dy happen to,everytime una go dy carry una friend dy lie,dt una friend knw dy open acct 4 NL?.

na ur mama and papa e dey happen to...na dem come meet me say make I help them post am 4 Nairaland b/c u no fit buy dem phone wey dem go take open account 4 NL.
No b Nokia-Torch u give dem?

sweetorgasm:
guy wen is d semi finals draws taking place?

na God go punish u guy.
ina_apu_ara?

lagmostkuit:
Don't bother yourself..

They will break up b4 next 2yrs
E fit be 2day sef!

lagmostkuit! u wicked ooo! ina_apu_ara?
Holy ghost....fire!!!
Eni_were?

lagmostkuit:
Don't bother yourself..

They will break up b4 next 2yrs
E fit be 2day sef!

lagmostkuit! u wicked ooo! ina_apu_ara?
Eni_were?

sweetorgasm:
madrid nr go qualify, hw much u get?

runzlord & sweetorgasm!
runzlord & sweetorgasm!!
runzlord & sweetorgasm!!!...hw many times I call una?
I use GOD take beg una...stop fooling around dis tread..pls.
If u don't have any better thing to do with your free MB, pls, go and sleep and wake up by 7:40pm so dat u can watch d match. Or you dudes can still go and DWELL in merryBET shop 4 arguements. Thanks.
Your's faithfully.

There is this friend of mine, not up to 30yrs old and her girl-friend/would be wife is 23yrs. He complains that each time he made love (sex) to her, she always complain of severe pains in her abdomen and private part. She feels this serious pain whether he released spam into her body or not, and this makes him to feel guilty each time after making LOVE to her.
This is also becoming a thorn in their flesh due to the fact that they don't know how long it will continue because they intend getting married next two years.
Urgent help of Nairalanders are needed to know *if there is any medical solution or otherwise to this problem? And also, *if there is a way of vagina enlargement, because this is actually affecting their sex-life negatively.
Pls, kindly move this to front page sir. B/c dis is serious/important and strong/convincing advice is needed urgently. Thank u SIR.

miqos02:
Ikeja,lagos

I'm in Delta state. Hw do i get games 4rm u, pls?

pat077:
Where d figure?

Delta Final Results by INEC
PDP - SEN.DR.IFEANYI OKOWA POLLED total of 724,680
LP- Chief Great Ogboru who scored 130,028
votes.
APC- Olorogun
O’tega Emerhor scored 67,825 votes to come third in the election.

Bross, are you satisfied?

Delta Final Results by INEC
PDP - SEN.DR.IFEANYI OKOWA POLLED total of 724,680
LP- Chief Great Ogboru who scored 130,028
votes.
APC- Olorogun
O’tega Emerhor scored 67,825 votes to come third in the election.
CONGRAT to My Principal - Governor Elect Sen.Ifeanyi Okowa

saintlawr:
Prosperity for All Delta .... One Delta One People!
Equality for All!... "onu kokome"

ogbu-ofifi

pat077:
na fight?

no sir. Abi u neva hear say we Deltans get single bone?

pat077:
Where d figure?

go to inec office cos i didn't copy the figures.

Kinghay:
Source

Delta State Broadcasting Service (DBS) Radio Station. Just announced.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) members in Delta
state has erupted in jubilation upon the success of their candidate: SENATOR DR. IFEANYI OKOWA as the new Governor(elect) of Delta State.
This indeed is a big one/"DA-BOMB" for The People's Democratic Party (PDP) Nationwide, and also, a favourable outcome of the polls.

Rexyl:
There is nothing in sai buhari, the power to do good and deliver the best for the society is in individual.

They should let buhari show his stuffs. He is just being there for a try. It would be after the next four years we can agree or disagree on his person.

Politicians should answer their own names for what they can do for the people. They should be their names for their achievements. Being another person or claiming his identity is an act of fraud

u're just on point. Whn GEJ was voted at first, pple were like: God has sent us goodluck 4rm above. So, there's nothing in sai buhari 4 now untill proven!

miqos02:
ik

Pls, i'm interested in d laptop deal, which state in nigeria are u in?

if this is how God wants it, then I accept it in good FAITH...all we yearn for is "CHANGE"!!!

are u sure of this result?
I no wan here or see anoda thing later ooo!
Pls, don't play wit my intelligence ooo.

Segadem:
u think say u go win the cup?

U fit win ur own match?

The Nigerian Army on Thursday inaugurated a General Court Martial to try 97 soldiers, including 15 senior officers, for mutiny related offences.

It will be recalled that nine-member military Court Martial, had already found the 15 senior soldiers guilty of insubordinate behaviour, use of abusive language, leveling false accusation against their superior officers, among others.

They were similarly found guilty of attempting to kill their erstwhile General Officer Commanding 7 Division, Major General Ahmed Mohammed by shooting at his official car, between May 13 and 14, 2014. The car was bullet proof.

The court also found them guilty of preventing the movement of some of their injured colleagues to hospital and obstructing evacuation of their dead ones who were killed in ambush on their way from an operation in Chibok, Borno State.

The incident took place at the Maimalari Barracks, Maiduguri in the course of the ongoing counter insurgency campaign.

Vicaboy: Arsenal is not and will never be a threat to Chelsea

sUNDAY IS NOT TOO FAR DUDES...... lets not boast but, wait for the D dayY!!! Gunners 4 LIFE.

You know how it goes... you've never scored a hat-trick in your career so you don't really know the protocol. Danny Welbeck bagged a triple against Galatasaray but when asked after the game if he'd taken the match ball as a souvenir, he replied: "I forgot it."

At least someone at Arsenal managed to track it down for him... Wonder if it was the Ox?