This is adorable but I have one question lalasticlala


What will happen anyday barca loses? that means there won't be dinner and kpekus that night..


God bless your new home my people..

I will save the date but the address is incomplete @OP

Liard:


Lol, I made a request not a promise. �

hide your face and moniker.. since you nor get money

i have a feeling Roma will upset barca today..

Dzeko will score 2 goals.. munch this post

this girl is gentle ooo even at one..


My cousin would have scattered the whole balloons..

You didn't have to drag religion in this.. Y'all bloggers are part of the problem..


what about a title like: Huingry girl steals commodity just to quench hunger.. The message is clear and she can even be helped..

looks like you haven't experienced hunger before.. I don't blame petty thieves oooo.. especially those who do it to feed.

broke up with my ex last year when he was posted to taraba..

asked him to relocate to lagos but he said taraba is God's will..



God's will, God's will and I will be here having heart attack seeing posts like this everyday..

Abegii!!

na her hole go suffer that smartness..


The bible that said "wives should submit", do you think it is foolish..


like it or not, we need men to drill this hole and you have to call a cow "bros" if you want to keep sucking it's milk.

this 9ja na joke jor.. two big heads gathered at night to commission a streetlight.. Ordinary bulb oo..

I guess he will count this as part of an achievement during his tenure.


We need to do better.. public office holders should no longer think they are doing us a favour by running that office.

no epistle for the gram.. Thank God

KwoiZabo:
when I complete my project in Abuja by Nov. the rent from the 4 flats will take care of that. We spend our harvest not our seed. That's how Igbo boys think. In dey lag now sha.

since you are in lagos and not ready to spend your seed, then, I am in Lagos, offering your dinner as breakfast to those who are overfed. You can go to bed with empty stomach or manage those rotten tomatoes

KwoiZabo:
challenge accepted. How do we go from here

buy the car first.. prove your love first and watch me satisfy you till death do us part..

lefulefu:
Look, these days lots of single babes chase after married men cos they believe married men are more ready to take care of their needs than a single man. All those ladies who are into married men wey dey here i lie?

na lie.. temi otedola and DJ cuppy nko?

They will still be loyal to their small bfs even if they were from ajegunle

Home training or you tried it for a week and realised yahoo yahoo isn't people reaping money on trees.


People go just dey lie for the gram

XhosaNostra:
How do you know his wife is ugly or that you're even prettier than her?

Btw, the other way around is also not uncommon. Prince Charles cheated on Princess Diana with a hag, Camilla.

Also, the older you get, you lose some of your looks due to
age. The woman you think is ugly would probably make you look like a plain Jane in her prime.

I agree ma

Preshy561:
men marry pretty women and yet cheat on them with an average looking lady.

some guys are truly confused,if I ever catch my husby cheating,I will cut off his prìck.

Jesus is lord

coolestofall:

Op u do well, bhet y u come dey tell us, do u want a cookie?

Do you have some and plenty money to give?

iamtardey:
well I'm not married but i flirt straight up when i want to... it's normal to me... that's why there's something called flirting.

I dunno

iamtardey:
so because of one person now... every other man is like him abi.


I'm suspecting You don dey collect money and things from the man already... maybe even collecting Dickson already sef

Dickson, Saving womanhood since Genesis 1:1

DarkMagic:
This ur conclusion..e get as e bo

How?

I guess your wife is on NL.. You con dey fear to express yourself

I mean, guys, what is the point?

Why didn't they just marry the pretty ones and stay faithful.

This world is spoilt beyond repairs.

That was how one married man gave me a ride and told me he will take care of me. I asked him if his wife and kids doesn't need his care and his reply got me rotfl..

He said "They have been getting all the care they need for a long time. He needs another place to invest his care and money"..


Just tell me you need another hole to drill after scattering your wife's hole.. Mine is not availaboo..


Guys, why do you do this??


Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44
obinoscopy

sorry

Who will buy this for me??


I like it!!

kk;

when "nigbati nigbati" people sight this post

Nice!! How much?



One Big boy wants to buy me a car.. I think this is good enough

lemme tag those who were making promises so they can marry me..

KwoiZabo
iamuye
hustler86
Liard
omooba969
bullabong
kindy51
bababodmas

ugly mumu

GloriaNinja:
How did you get their picture?

You ain't classy.. Go and upgrade and we can talk..

Like I promised earlier in this post https://www.nairaland.com/4425609/seun-meet-father-tomorrow-post
I have finally met seun's parents and they are shades of adorable.

I made a deal with you SEUN and you must honour it.. If you ever ban me again, I will report you to your mom.. I have her number



This is a warning to all of you dropping DMs. Stay off, you ain't worth sh1t. I hope i have been able to convince those doubting my gender now..


call my name!!

apart from your babe's excessive marykay, you both look perfect for each other..

best wishes boy!

wizkid has not seen drake in his life, while he's sharing throwback photos..


if pikin get cloth like elser, he nor fit get rag like elder.

mumu dey worry am..

If his candidatdes loses election once, I am sure nhe will die from the feeling of defeat and heartbreak.. Lagosians have been held at ransom by tinubu for so long... this is slavery re-packaged aswear..


Tinubu owns 60% of lagos.. if you don't know, you don't know.