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Jokes Etc / Ticket Excuse by confi001(m): 12:00pm On Oct 03, 2022
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror.
He thinks “I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can’t outrun the cop and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a moment and said, “Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!
Education / Re: Waec Begins Marking Of 2022 May/june On 13th July - The Sun by confi001(m): 10:03am On Oct 02, 2022
Neco had released result and we’re happy and glad to be part of the train.. now when will neco set to make payment to those examiners who makes the release of results possible??
Family / Re: 10 Reasons No Man Wants To Marry You by confi001(m): 6:16pm On Jul 02, 2018
yes, that's why they are two sides of a coin.

ladies just need to play neutral role in number 4 and 5 coz men are rational being
Abjay97:
I dont agree in all especially Number 4.. Every lady must not where makeup.. Makeup itself is deceptive and its a scam.. Show me your real face!

*No 4 and No 5 are condradicting each other
yes, that's why they are two sides of a coin.

ladies just need to play neutral role in number 4 and 5 coz men are rational being
Family / 10 Reasons No Man Wants To Marry You by confi001(m): 5:34pm On Jul 02, 2018
10 Reasons No Man Wants To Marry You

You are in your late 20s and early 30s and almost all your friends are married; including that ugly, short and fat Jane! Yet you think you are a good wife material, but you are still single and getting really worried. Well, MAYBE guys are not looking your way because you are guilty of a number of these offenses:

1. YOU ARE TOO HAUGHTY. Typically, you will quickly size up a guy and bring him down with intimidating looks and sarcastic responses. Well, I suggest you marry yourself.

2. YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MR. PERFECT. You want a rich, well-built, neat, romantic, hardworking, honest, God-fearing, faithful, dark, tall and handsome gentleman from a good background who has a good job, drive a good car and loves you unconditionally. I’m afraid that perfect guy you read about in a romantic novel doesn't exist. Wake up gurl. You’ll never find a perfect guy – anywhere. Just like you, everyone else is imperfect. Accept that fact or marry the guy in your novel.

3. YOU SMELL DESPERATE. Men have a special ability to smell desperation in a woman. Men find that odor very offensive and avoid it like a plague. You need a man so badly. Unfortunately for you, the more desperate you are, the less attractive men find you.

4. YOU PAY TOO LITTLE ATTENTION TO YOUR APPEARANCE. You don’t want to look like a bitch. So you always dress down, doesn't wear make ups and are unkempt. You are just pathetic. Even stunningly looking ladies are still in the husband-haunting market; and you really think a guy will leave all the attractive women and come for you because he’s “good guy”? Haven’t you been told that men are visually stimulated?

5. YOU PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO YOUR APPEARANCE. The fact that men are visually stimulated doesn't mean they are unreasonable. Some men may make awkward choice of a sex partner, but when it comes to a life partner, men are painstakingly selective. If not, you’d be married by now. Every man dreams of marrying a decent lady, not some bitch who won’t mind going naked on the street to get cheap attention.

6. YOU ARE SEXUALLY INSENSITIVE. Each time he talks about sex, you act as if he has just committed a crime, because you are a virgin or you don’t want to appear promiscuous. Normal men like sex. I'm not saying you should sleep around or engage in premarital sex, but don't act as if sex is not important. When you do, that’s when men say things like “there’s no chemistry”, “I don’t feel her” or “we don’t connect”. In other words, your insensitivity to his libido repels him.

7. YOU ARE TOO BORING. If you could choose between two guys with equal qualities in all ramifications except that one is boring and another is interesting, which of them will you rather pick? The interesting one of course! So why do you think if he has to make a similar choice, he’ll prefer the boring you to an interesting lady? You excuse yourself by saying “I’m the quiet type”. Being an introvert is different from being boring. No man looks forward to a boring home.

8. YOU NAG. This is by far one of the most annoying behaviors a lady can exhibit. All in the bid to get him do what she wants, when she wants it and how she wants it, women typically become nags to achieve their ends. This is rather selfish and insensitive. No matter what you hope to achieve, nagging will drive men far away from you.

9. YOU ARE INSECURE. It is normal for women to need constant reassurance. What is not cool however is for them is to make their guys’ lives impossible because of deep-rooted lack of self-confidence. Insecurity is an awful but common issue amongst many women. No matter what the guy does, it hits their weak point. If he looks there, he’s checking out another girl. If he’s busy with work, he doesn't love you. If forgets an important date, he doesn't care. If a lady calls him, he’s cheating. That way, you will drive every man in your life away, and quickly.

10. YOU ARE TOO STUBBORN. Being principled is an admirable thing, but being unreasonably unbending is unattractive. All in the name of being principled, you go around with a lousy air of sauciness and you want a million guys to come asking you out? Your very long list of do’s and don’ts a BIG minus. You are unbendable, unreachable and unteachable and you actually pride yourself about it. Well, I got news for you; you are going to be single for a long time.

Dear ladies, we are not fighting you. Truth just has to be told. Be smart and learn. Thank you.

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Politics / A Nigeria We Desire. by confi001(m): 4:11pm On Jul 02, 2018
If possible we are practicing regional type of government where all region have their own governor and governor general at the headquarter...
Can that still make a good governance...

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