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Even the baby don't want to be there

Them warn ,you no hear , dem pet you , you no do ...ehh my brother eh , dem no telli person, wetin your eyes go see , dem no dey telli person.

SCAM!!!!!!...used your head , you'd be asked to pay $20

Could someone pls interpret what the fat kid is saying ?

He laugh last , laughs best ...No worries southies , your time will come . I trust my Naija people

No let woman whine you o ... Women don't expose their secrets publicly, the sisterhood is very strong . No go follow all those signs she mentioned, else you go spend ehn , your neck go long , you go crryyy

Lalami3232:
Congratulations to y'all. Kindly make us proud!!! When you see the product/seeds of virgins, you would know. If you like, go get sow your seed into a non-virgin.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

Keep enlightening them pls ...Men who has ears would hear and save themselves from misery

Real Nigga ... Respect Boss!

I dey feel like Stella Obasanjo oo ... because you love me

He has a stupid stance , improper jab , and speed power ...I laugh at him in 5D

MemoriesAndMe:
I really dont think Ill cry. I already cried when my first 2 marriages crashed. I think Im more prepared for this one. We have pre-nup signed and I dont think i have anything to lose if this one crashes too. Im just done if it does. I already have a son, a daughter, a few properties and cars in the US and Nigeria. Not rich, but Im ok with the little I have achieved. What else am I looking for?
She will end up losing if she starts tripping, not me.
It will hurt sha because of the feelings involved now. I overcame it twice before. I cried so many days. Sometimes on flights and I dont even know Im crying till someone sitting next to me asks me why Im crying. Divorce is a very painful thing, whoever hasnt gone through it cant explain it.

I hope not to cry again on this one, but Im seeing signs that I dont like already. I guess Im just kinda confused.

My family in Nigeria linked me with her over 7 years ago when i visited Nigeria and we have been friends for that long till I asked her out and filed for her to come to the US about 3 years ago and she finally came October last year. I couldnt just leave her like that after waiting for 7 years for me

We legally got married here in the US November last year. Afterwards, it appears we are two different people. How can someone that just arrived the US barely 9 months ago be constantly on social media dancing in almost naked clothes and saying shes building her followers?
Its almost like I married a stripper. Thats all she does all day and its annoying. Even the American girls i married before her dont do that stuff, but thats what makes her happy.

Though i know she doesnt sleep around, Im just uncomfortable with a married woman always being on the phone literally all day dancing and shaking her bums for her fans all over the world to watch her.
She says thats the trend now, but im not ok with that. She can do other things with her time.

Another thing is that she sends most of her income to her family in Nigeria, while I spend mine on bills here in the US. Thats not fair at all.

I guess she hid all of that from me because it was a distant relationship we had - I only saw her 3 or 4 times when I visited Nigeria, never lived with her and didnt know this aspect of her character that annoys me.

Oga that woman doesn't love nor respect you ...But thank God for prenup sha , but u go still cry again . Your biased mind just choose to ignore these obvious red flags

MemoriesAndMe:
You are correct to an extent, not totally right though.
I can talk from experience because Ive been there and done that.

Im a Nigerian and an American as well. Im in my third marriage now. My first two marriages were with African American women I met while in college here in the US and it was hell dealing with them.

The second one was the only one i have kids with. Shes a church girl and from a good Christian background. Never missed church. But im still dealing with her drama till today.
First, Insecurity appears to be her problem. She likes road trips, we have driven to several states in the US together without issues. Her first attempt traveling out of the US by riad with me was to Toronto, Canada. Thats when her mom and dad came in an started saying they dont trust me cos Im originally African and think I might kidnap their daughter in Toronto. Does that even make any sense?

Regardless, we were in Toronto for 5 days and drove back to Detroit,Michigan. I thought i had built trust with her family, I was wrong. None of them had ever traveled anywhere near Africa and simply assume everyone there are terrorists or kidnappers because thats all they see on TV and read about on social media.

Its easy for them to get influenced by friends, family members and everyone around them. I try to think before I act, they tend to act before they think. It makes us different. Cultural differences are there too to deal with, they dont want to think like you an African and you dont want to think like them either

After our divorce, court ordered me to be paying her $1500 every month, which Ive been doing since she has custody of both kids. Each time I want to bring the kids to Nigeria to see my family, she refuses and says Im about to kidnap them because she reads about all these kidnappings happening in Nigeria. So, basically, my kids can never meet their nieces and nephews until they turn 18 because their mom is shallow-minded and thinks all Nigerians are kidnappers. It hurts because my mom is old now, shes based in Nugeria. She has 17 grandkids and both of my kids are the ones she has never seen, because their mom wont allow them visit Nigeria. Thats one disadvantage of having kids with an African-American lady with phobia for Africa.

My first wife didnt have that phobia foe Africa though, she worked as a cabin crew member for a mjor airline and has traveled to many countries around the world including African countries, so she never had that mindset that she will be kidnapped anywhere, she was exposed to traveling. Our issue was that she gets angry easily - more like someone with untreated bipolar disorder. Its many african american ladies with that mental illness and they all refuse to admit they do nor want to get treatments for it. We had to call it quits.

My son is now 16 years old, so Im waiting for another 2 years to stop paying child support on him and be able to freely make him visit Nigeria without his mom's consent.

Thats what a lot of foreigners living in the US face. We dated for 4 years before deciding to get married. Shes a US citizen, Im a US citizen too. Altogether, we spent 12 years with 2 kids. But TRUST has always been an issue. She keeps saying Ill elope with the kids to Africa and started hiding their passports from me. Would you like you spouse to do that to you? Thats all from the cultural differences.

I had no choice than coming to Nigeria to find a lady that understands my Nigerian culture and brought her to America. That one got here just October last year and Ive started seeing her true color. After this one, Im done with marriage.

Those that stayed married for so many years really tried.

You married a Nigerian lady and took her abroad?...You go cry

Oga OP that your rat-like voice go put you for trouble soonest. Very uninteresting sound

The military discipline I learnt in my NYSC days , still helps me till date . Removing military drills from the program is a worthless move

O for ?...Olo...if u say "sho" na u Sabi

Memberclub:
most guys don’t know this lol. some of their gf dey fvck married men with preek. as long as he pays bills whenever she ask

That gender are not meant to be loved , commit emotionally at your own risk. Just focus on what's important in relation to them (I.e having babies )

Lol ...You don't know women have a WhatsApp group , where they update each other on new billing techniques . ...Ona go crryyy

Checkwell:
Oil dey your head. The guy is highly irrelevant. He is no different from Kenneth Okonkwo. Anywhere belle face.

When movie's role aren't forthcoming, what would expect Kenneth the leakage mouth to do ?

frankblinkz:
Sincerely speaking, I can't train any woman in school, there are things I can never do.

Which one is you are sponsoring a girl with that sole aim to marry her.

In this dispensation this stuff still happens.

Some men don't learn

it has never made sense to me ...na simpish primitive behavior from hell

Simps will continue to suffer ...so the simp killed a girl because she refused to marry him?. Very archaic and stupid mindset. Simpish behavior will always put you in a lifetime trouble.

If u like no learn , you go cry !

Good for them ...They should be isolated with their cannibalism

I don't know why I'm feeling pity for this boy ...wetin him eye go see ehn !!

In Gehgeh's voice "You go crryy"

princepee:
wetin consign OGA Benji with agreement.
if you price him market, you must to pay.

if Hezbollah don't disarm,
there will be no agreement.

an eye, for your eyes.......

Ben don't make noise, he believes in action.
unlike uncle Donald.

Trump blabs too much for a man ... Always say less than necessary

Sonnobax15:

One of the main reasons why I left my immediate ex. She hates it whenever I try to correct or advise her. Her ego and pride was too much.

you dodged a bullet ... Thanks your stars the simpish spirit innate in most men left you that moment

Afrah04:
Yes I said it, I like older men and the peace they bring, as a teenager and now am 20, my orientation hasn't changed. Have I been with younger guys? Yes. Aside their active rods there way of reasoning is annoying. Older men don't stop a girl by the road or treat her silly; very generous and matured. And when am talking about older am referring men from their 40s to their hundreds... Married or unmarried, gbewa jor.

May God help you

kiddaz:
You see those escorts are well documented and controlled services not just individuals but by big organizations and agencies. The model go first lost before she go try to squeeze any client or else the image and reputation of the organization is done for. Before they hand her over to you, the model, her organization and you go sign different docu to that effect. She can't even try it sef.

Lol for that Female Replacement Robotic Models that one no fit replace real thing abeg, It might come close but em no fit replace human being na and robot no fit raise children

Who told it can't replace the real thing ?...ever heard of biotechnology?

smallsmall:
You will beshocked that after replacing this Escort, she will still say you were raping her all these while, not minding the Money she was collecting, because the $ex was without her consent!

That is all they need to say and BOOM, the Judicial System that is filled with Mostly Men-Hater Judges and a few Male $!MPS will agree with her and put you on trial. No Proof, Nothing

The Japanese and Chinese should work harder on their Female Replacement Robotic Models, you plug it in, only when you need it.
With A.I, they can even have a good conversation with you and moan, as loud as you want.

Nonsense.

And if you want Babies, you can buy an Egg from a Medical Facility and use your Sperm to produce One, without having to worry about doing a DNA test.

I bet you feminists and simps in the highest position of affairs will never allow that to happen (remember will smith , macron et Al)...Men are slaves to the game

NoahHadNoArk:
This gender and pulling great men down from the beginning of time, na 5&6



Someone quote me with That Zuma meme

Na why you must always keep receipts while dealing with women ...for record purposes, it serves as a means of self defense. No let woman ruin you , u no be Samson

kgr8mike:
How you live on this earth is directly proportional to your race. A lady from US can even sing naked and there will be no penalty but this one came from Iran and sang without whatever and the penalty is 74 strokes. What a world!

This is what Jihadists bandits wants for Nigeria