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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:03pm On Jul 29, 2020
Look at this shameful liar and coward like his rapist pedophile prophet grin
You refuse to answer the contradiction in the koran which I happily gave you but you still have mouth to yarn nonsense Abi?
But let me relax your low IQ on this issue.

Act 22:9 did not say that the people with Paul did not hear the heavenly voice, it only says that they did not UNDERSTAND the heavenly voice:

6 “But it happened that as I was on my way, approaching Damascus about noontime, a very bright light suddenly flashed from heaven all around me,
7 and I fell to the ground and heard a voice saying to me, ‘Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting Me?’
9 … And those who were with me saw the light, to be sure, but did not understand the voice of the One who was speaking to me.
11 … But since I could not see because of the brightness of that light, I was led by the hand by those who were with me and came into Damascus.”
Acts 22:6-7, 9, 11


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Contradiction #55
When Paul was on the road to Damascus he saw a light and heard a voice. Did those who were with him hear the voice? (a) Yes (Acts 9:7). (b) No (Acts 22:9).

Oya answer at least this simple one which I have been asking you since yesterday and you have been avoiding:


Did the Pharaoh’s wizards embrace Islam after the MOOs-lime Moses preached to them? This time let me be a feminist and use the women written koran! grin

Yes – Surah 7:120

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No – Surah 10:83

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Youtube Paid Me! Finally!! by ContractKiller: 11:23am On Jul 29, 2020
You're welcome ��

MimieJay:
Thanks for the advice, really appreciate wink
Family / Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by ContractKiller: 10:55am On Jul 29, 2020
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See me see trouble grin

Assuming it was another woman who is not related to the husband like maybe a coworker, I would have understood.

But to be "dragging" rights with your husband's mother is the height of impunity and makes ZERO sense.

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Family / Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by ContractKiller: 10:54am On Jul 29, 2020
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Youtube Paid Me! Finally!! by ContractKiller: 10:38am On Jul 29, 2020
I'm impressed. I never knew a YouTuber to with only 2k plus subscribers to their channel can monetize the channel. Hopefully they won't de-monetise your channel unless you post controversial contents (religion and politics to be exact grin) Just focus on your beauty brand and try to appeal to a wider global audience. Don't focus on cheap, broke Nigerians who only know how to complain about data or your channel won't grow.

MimieJay:
This is not much of what should have made it here, but I can't contain my joy, so I just decided to share.

For anyone who might have been wondering if Youtube actually pays, Yes, they do.

I started Youtube about a year ago, and actually got monetized about 4 months back because Youtube has some requirements you must meet before you get monetized.

Actually, my major reason for starting was not to make money from it, I just wanted to do it. But when you make money from something you love to do or do for fun, no matter how little it is, there's this sense of accomplishment that comes with it, which is what I feel now.

And the only way from here, is UP.

If you are less busy or you are just interested in watching how I spent my first Youtube payment, I did a vlog on that grin and don't forget that a "subscribe" goes a long way. Thank you.

Watch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEdZJBrA6fg

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:47am On Jul 29, 2020
When two eye witnesses give contradictory accounts, then one of them is a liar.
But, if they give accounts of different incidents which occurred within the same event, THEY ARE NOT LIARS grin
I feel your painment because you weren't expecting your stupidity to be nakedly exposed like this!grin
But at least, try and answer some of the contradictions I revealed from the Book of Crap called the Crookran. If you don't, I'll start thinking you have something to hide...

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I don't have business with you because your maggots infested brain did not tell you that whenever two eyewitnesses give different account on same event, it means one must be a liar. Now my annoyance with you is that you foolishly followed the Christian dogma blindly when you ought to use your brain.

The dilemma before Christians is who to agree with when two eyewitnesses give different account on same event in over 1000 places in a supposed word of God.
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:42am On Jul 29, 2020
So why are there different Korans compiled by different Companions of the prophet with different numbers of chapters? grin Tell us nah Ogbeni Abeedi the hearsayer!grin

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Did those that compiled it author it?
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I no get business with hear sayers please. grin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:21am On Jul 29, 2020
Vex how? Produce MuhaMAD compilation of Koran, not Sahih International or Uthman's koran grin

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grin grin grin
U don dey vex?
Eyya no worry.
E go better?
But na you compile the Qur'an Mr slave (romans 6:6) obey your masters & Jesus the slave (Phil 2:7)
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:20am On Jul 29, 2020
You too go and bring MuhaMAD's Koran and stop relying on the koran compiled by 3 women from America! grin
Produce that koran which MuhaMAD compiled himself, stop using Uthmans compilation


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Go and bring the Bible from God & with the words of God not hear sayers.
You don fail your exam remain antiislam. grin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:17am On Jul 29, 2020
Do you even know what hearsay means? Did MOOHAMAD the illiterate compile the koran? Was it not Uthman and Zaid bin Thabit who disobeyed MOOHAMAD to compile the Koran? It is actually the koran that is hearsay my abeed grin

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I don't have business with you as you clearly stated that the Bible was based on hearsay & not the words of God. grin
Case closed.
That's to say. . .
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:14am On Jul 29, 2020
But are you not the one who was upset because the Bible was compiled and written by men? So why are you now quoting from a so called "gospel" which no Christian denomination has included in its Biblical canon? If you can show me the "gospel" of Barnabas in the Bible, I will buy a new phone charger for you! grin
Pick any Bible, whether King James or NIV or Berean, just pick one of them and point out where you saw the "gospel" of Barnabas.

On the other hand, what I produced is from the Sirat or biography of your prophet and Sirats are part of your prophet's Sunnah.

So go ahead, I'll be waiting in the comment sectiongrin

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Barnabas had intercourse with Jesus. grin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 9:08am On Jul 29, 2020
From the same God, but by two different eyewitnesses/apostles! Good morning Abeed. Glad to see that your phone is now fully charged grin Hope your 0.5% capacity brain has been charged as well because you will be needing it today! grin

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from same God
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 1:37am On Jul 29, 2020
Where is the sodomy? In one picture he is kissing the midsection of the image of Christ, in the other he is kissing their feet. These are only images. Can you imagine kissing the private parts of little boys? grin


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kissing??
Sodomy etc in the HQ of Christianity! grin grin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 1:27am On Jul 29, 2020
And kindly explain this piece of nonsense writing from the koran. Why is the writer of the koran referring to Ishmael as one of the fathers of Abraham and Jacob?


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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:48am On Jul 29, 2020
Did the Pharaoh’s wizards embrace Islam after the MOOs-lime Moses preached to them? This time let me be a feminist and use the women written koran! grin

Yes – Surah 7:120

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No – Surah 10:83

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:39am On Jul 29, 2020
Did muhammad collect tithes and offerings and profit financially from his role as a prophet? grin So many contradictions on both sides of the equation that if I were an Abeed I would be weeping with sheer frustration over the Koran's incoherence grin



Yes – Surah 2:195; Surah 8:41; Surah 9:103; Surah 9:111; Surah 47:38; Surah 57:10


No – Surah 12:104; Surah 36:21; Surah 42:23; Surah 52;40; Surah 68:46

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:28am On Jul 29, 2020
Who was the first muslim?

Moses – Surah 7:143

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Mohammad Surah – 39:12

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:25am On Jul 29, 2020
What was man created from?

Water – Surah 25:54; Surah 24:45

A clot of blood – Surah 96:1-2

Clay – Surah 15:26; Surah 32:7; Surah 38:71

Dust –Surah 30:20; Surah 35:11

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:24am On Jul 29, 2020
How long did it take to create the heavens and the Earth?


6 days – Surah 7:54; Surah10:3;

Surah 11;7; Surah 50:38; Surah 57:4


8 days – Surah 41:9-12


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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:20am On Jul 29, 2020
In John 1:41 Andrew only tells Peter that Jesus is the Messiah. The verse doesn't tell us whether Peter believed Andrew or not. In other words, the verse only tells us that Andrew believed he had seen the Messiah. Obviously this was before Peter met Jesus so there was no way Peter could have known whether Andrew was right or not without meeting Jesus for himself.
In Matthew 16:17 however, tells us that when Peter does meet Christ, he is given a divine insight into the true nature of Christ and he becomes truly convinced that Christ is the Messiah and the Son of God!

WHERE ARE THESE IMAGINARY CONTRADICTIONS YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT?

And why do you keep dodging when I ask about the koran's contradictions?

Remember I am still going to give you more so why are you suffering diarrhea because of only two or three which you cannot even answer?


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which of the two verse was from God?
How did Simon Peter find out that Jesus was the Christ?

(a) By a revelation from heaven (Matthew 16:17)

(b) His brother Andrew told him (John 1:41)
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:07am On Jul 29, 2020
The withering began at once upon Jesus cursing the tree and continued through the night until the tree became completely withered.


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Did the tree that Jesus cursed wither immediately or overnight?
Matthew 21:19 and Mark 11:14, 20
Immediately (Matthew 21:19) - "Seeing a lone fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it except leaves only; and He said to it, "No longer shall there ever be any fruit from you." And at once the fig tree withered.

Overnight (Mark 11:14,20) - "He said to it, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again!" And His disciples were listening. . .
20 As they were passing by in the morning, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots up."
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 11:57pm On Jul 28, 2020
16. Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?
Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)
Yes, those who were registered for departure in Babel.

Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)
Yes, included are the unregistered of the first wave of immigrants that arrived in Jerusalem.


No Bible Contradiction grin

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How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?

(a) Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)

(b) Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)

Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?

(a) Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)

(b) Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)

Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?

(a) Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)

(b) Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 11:55pm On Jul 28, 2020
15. Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?
Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)
Yes, it contained 2000 liquid baths.

Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)
Yes, it contained 3000 dry bath (when it was empty).

No contradiction grin

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How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?

(a) Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)

(b) Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)

Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?

(a) Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)

(b) Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)


Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?

(a) Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)

(b) Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 11:51pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ridiculously easy to explain:

16 Besides the chief of [Apart from] Solomon's officers which were over the work, three thousand and three hundred, which ruled over the people that wrought the work.
KJV 1 Kings 5:16



2 And he [Solomon] set … three thousand and six hundred overseers to set the people to work.
KJV 2 Chronicles 2:2





Is there a contradiction between the reports in Kings and Chronicles concerning the number of people that managed the 150,000 stone-cutters and porters Solomon needed for the building of the temple. Were there 3,300 or 3,600 overseers?


Is there really a contradiction?
There are three types of leaders mentioned in the texts:
1 Kings: Solomon’s officers, who were appointed to manage the work: 300 (apparently).
1 Kings: Foremen, bosses which ruled over the people: 3.300
2 Chronicles: Overseers all together: 3.600

Sorry, I can’t discover any discrepancy. grin

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How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?

(a) Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)

(b) Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)

Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?

(a) Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)

(b) Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)

Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?

(a) Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)

(b) Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 11:46pm On Jul 28, 2020
John 1:32 and Matthew 3:13 and 14 are merely different accounts of Jesus baptism. In Matthew, John recognises Jesus as the Messiah and he wants to be baptised by the Messiah. Jesus tells him that it is proper for the forerunner to baptise the Messiah in fulfilment of all righteousness (Matthew 3:15) After Jesus is baptised by John, John witnesses the Holy Spirit descend on Jesus in the form of a dove (John 1:32) and hears a voice from heaven saying: “This is my beloved Son in whom I am well pleased” (John 3:17)
Later on when John is imprisoned by the evil King Herod, John’s disciples began informing him that the disciples of Jesus were not observing the same practices as John’s disciples, for example that the disciples of Jesus only fasted on a few occasions instead of frequently (Matthew 9:14) John’s disciples also told him that Jesus was attending dinners hosted by tax collectors who were considered to be corrupt civil servants (Luke 5:29 to 30) So this makes John to wonder whether Jesus is truly the Messiah because John believes that the Messiah should not be seen in the company of sinners (Matthew 11:2). But Jesus replied that the Messiah was sent to preach the gospel and make sinners repent and he did not come for the self righteous (Luke 5:32)


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do your words matter?

Did John the Baptist recognize Jesus before his baptism?

(a) Yes (Matthew 3:13-14)

(b) No (John 1:32,33)

Did John the Baptist recognize Jesus after his baptism?

(a) Yes (John 1:32, 33)

(b) No (Matthew 11:2)
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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 10:57pm On Jul 28, 2020
Are you still using Sahih International? Have you read what I said about Sahih International Quran?


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very poor job indeed.
Please try harder.
It was the believers that WERE SAYING; "WE MAKE NO DISTINCTIONS. . ."
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 10:44pm On Jul 28, 2020
But you failed to give a satisfactory answer to my questions. How did allah send 3000 angels to the Battle of Uhud when the muslims were defeated in that battle and muhammad even ran away from the field of battle and pretended to be dead so that the people of Qurayish would not kill him? This your religion doesn't make sense o. grin


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@contractkiller looking for a single & not 200 contradictions in the Qur'an. grin grin grin grin

But since you want to be useful let me give you another contradiction. Don't fall my hand this time o! grin Are you ready? Even if you're not, here we go:

In Surah 2:285 allah says that he does not make any distinction between his messengers. In other words, he treats them all the same.
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But in Surah 2:253, allah says that he has created some messengers to exceed or be greater than others. Allah even says Jesus is greater than muhammad.

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Please resolve this contradiction while I sip on this chilled glass of Chapmangrin If you find it too difficult, please don't exhaust your limited brain power. You'll still need it for the tougher ones to comegrin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 10:38pm On Jul 28, 2020
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Abeed you're funny sha grin If you really want to know about prostitution, ask your prophet about Mu'tah and Misyar Marriages. Maybe along the line I'm the one who will teach you your own religion!!! grin grin grin

Secondly, I am happy that you have agreed your prophet is a fool and a liar by continuing to quote form the Sahih International version of the koran instead of Yusuf Ali's koran compilation. I hope you know that the Sahih International Koran was compiled by 3 women? And I hope you're aware of what your "prophet" said about women? smiley

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the bedrock or foundation of Christianity are lies & falsehood.
Indeed Christians are anointed with deceit in the words of IslamVirgin/ ChristianityProstitute grin
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 2:42pm On Jul 28, 2020
Whether you like it or not, that is the simple truth grin

Now it's my turn. How many angels did Allah send to his illiterate messenger at the Battle of Badr? 3000 or 1000? grin

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lame excuse. grin
Same event boy.
Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ah, my poor little Abeed is confused over 2 Samuel 24:9 and 1 Chronicles 21:5.
But for those of us with brains there is no confusion, so let me explain grin

The two scripture passages refer to two different events.

In the first passage, 2 Samuel 24:9 God orders David to take a census of Israel which he does. End of story. Nothing else happens because David carried out God's instructions as he was ordered.

The second passage, Satan tells David to take another census of Israel just after God has punished the Israelites for disobedience by sending a plague which killed many of them. This is clearly an act of disobedience since the order did not come from God, but from satan, so God was justifiably angry and punished Israel and David again.

Are you still confused my good Abeed? grin



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this has been rocking my little brain.

Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?
Sports / Re: The Real Madrid Stadium Reconstruction Works by ContractKiller: 12:13pm On Jul 28, 2020
Barcelona people right now

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Religion / Re: The Only Country In The World Without A Single Church by ContractKiller: 12:12pm On Jul 28, 2020
Go right ahead with your "contradictions" and I will lay to rest the confusion that has been rocking your little brain grin
In the meantime, I will gather my own 200 contradictions from the Crookran and you'd better not hide from answering my questions on these contradictions.

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Slew & hanged on a tree. I am sure your 1 cowry brain ought to tell you that Jesus was not slaughtered & no tree was he hanged.
You can cover up.
But I have not started as I have over 200 contradictions here.
Lemme start with same events different accounts & contradictions.

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