₦airaland Forum

VenusBetty:
Snail farming, snail is very expensive in the market now adays

Are you into heliculture?

I just followed you on nairaland, can you share more details pls?

Okupe......Sir! You look good on this outfit!

GEJ..........Yeah! I know

Okupe......Sir, can you take a sit so I could take your pix and share online.

GEJ. .......Is it nice?

Okupe....very nice sir.

Abati......That posture isn't nice o.

Okupe....I no fit tell oga that one o. Na so we go use am because madam Patience like am.

Abati....Let's validate it on nairaland.com

Okupe....ok

Okupe. ......Olboy boy, see insults!

Abati.....With the level on insults, I suggest you call for the removal and ban of all those who insults oga.

babyosisi:
And her husband was a specialist at homosexuality and anal sex and died from tainted Viagra in the hands of a girlfriend

^^^^ Who is this sex addict?

TAN........ Sir, we have made another plan for 2015.

GEJ. ......and what's that?

TAN........that you attend pilgrimage to gain sympathy of Nigerian christians in addition to the votes from the North.

Abati......I suggest we pay the big pastors to be part of team.

TAN....... Yes! The richest pastor in Nigeria has accepted and he will deliver all his flocks to vote for us. The bling bling political pastor has been bought already.

GEJ. ......I will attend camp as usual by end of the year because the old pastor will not want the press to tarnish his image.

TAN......You mean Pastor Ade...?

GEJ.......Yes!....Boye.

TAN......Sir! Don't forget to kneel down as usual to deceive Nigerians that you are humble and Godly.Religion will continue to be our best tool to divide Nigerians.

Omololu007: pls post d link to d video,i will lov to see ao d pilot was beheaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvXQwTKH_A

Link from the stvpid cramjones.

olapluto: those body parts look too small for the size of an alpha jet.

Perhaps it was shot in the air and it exploded with the parts scattered. Let's wait to hear from the DHQ.

reedonne: What do you mean

I'm not saying security isn't important, the point is that the government should prioritise according to the yearnings of the masses.

Poverty breeds terror and food security alleviates crime rate.

reedonne: Do you mean job creation is more important than security?.
If there is job and you are not secured, how will you live?.
To me, I think this is the things we need according to priority
1)Defense
2)Security
3)Health
4)Education
5)Others.

You don't get!

GEJ should focus on job creation and food stability programmes.

There are more crazy people in the US but because the system is working, basic needs are met and less corruption in the public sector , crime rate is being managed.

FG should avoid investing the country's resources in security without securing the stomach of the citizens, engaging the youth with jobs and fixing the unending drain of corruption. Work towards having a just society.

If not,more groups will emerge with supports from politicians and moles in the special forces to destabilize the country just like boko haram.

That's the problem with us as a people.

It's a team work! You wanna appreciate the minister who sits under A/C most times and leave those who have direct contact with the patients?

Everyone deserve commendation, the ministry, the Lagos state government, the health workers, school owners, the media, general public and Ebola patients who surrendered willingly to be quarantined.

You celebrate only the manager forgetting the players on the field? It is a team w-o-r-k!

The minister should come out to commend all members of the team. He's paid to manager crisis and on this case, he did well with cooperation of ALL stakeholders.