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PoliticsA Picture Of What General Election Would Look Like In The Year 2015. by coolestca(op): 1:06pm On Oct 20, 2014
On the 18th (Saturday) night /early hours of 19th (Sunday) of October 2014. I was in one of the corpers lodge Gboko Benue state. When some of my colleagues that joined INEC in conducting the Buruku LGA Chairman elections came in sharing their different experiences that they encountered at the various polling centre. Some locked up in a room by tugs throughout the election period, some were forcefully ordered by the rogues to sign while they thumb printed their choice party. Some corpers smiled in cos they were settled(with cash) by the politicians or their representatives.... While some other ones were harassed beaten and even given nothing. I even heard of a corper that lost a tooth in the midst of the chaos... At the end of it all PDP was declared by the Electoral body as the winner mentioning that the election was "FREE AND FAIR"
What picture do you think an election at a local level of such is presenting to us in terms of the 2015 general elections?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: The Biggest Mistakes Logo Designers Make by coolestca(m): 7:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
OK... Bt I thought u said...
That's all...
NYSCNYSC 2014 Batch B What Is Happening In Your Camp Share Your Experience... by coolestca(op): 3:18pm On Aug 20, 2014
Many things are happening here in my camp @Wanunne Tarka LG, Benue State.
Share current happenings in your camp here with fellow nairalanders...
Enjoy your camping 5days to go count down continues...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by coolestca(m): 7:47pm On Jul 31, 2014
bolarinnwa: Yes ooo. I was posted there too, do you knw anything about the state
Me too #Benue abeg any info on state alawee
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by coolestca(m): 7:12pm On Jul 31, 2014
TONYE001: Corpers weee ooo..

For those posted to Benue State, congratulations.. grin

I'm serving there now, 2013 Batch C.

Hmmmmm... Makurdi is hot and expensive, like any other city.

Security? Relatively safe.

There is enough food at the rural areas. The Tivs have more foods, though.

The HIV threat is still there; exercise general caution in this regard.

The camp is at Wannune, Tarka LGA. There are transporters to take you there from Makurdi. The charge shouldn't be more than N300.00.

Wannune's temperature is extreme - extremely cold at night and in the mornings and very hot at day.

Water? Unless the situation is better now; at our time, it was a scarce commodity. You can buy water at the Mami market at the rate of N20.00 per bucket or so. The rains would help here though.

Please be prepared to be a Mountain Climber if you are to serve here. The topography here is hilly particularly at the rural areas.

Be careful. Come with an open mind. Here no be your house, there must be discomfort. Do not cry. It's a privilege to serve as many are itching for it.

Anya kro..anya wene-wene..(Benue's Idoma Language)..

Journey safely... smiley
Abeg the state govt they pay? grin
TONYE001: Corpers weee ooo..

For those posted to Benue State, congratulations.. grin

I'm serving there now, 2013 Batch C.

Hmmmmm... Makurdi is hot and expensive, like any other city.

Security? Relatively safe.

There is enough food at the rural areas. The Tivs have more foods, though.

The HIV threat is still there; exercise general caution in this regard.

The camp is at Wannune, Tarka LGA. There are transporters to take you there from Makurdi. The charge shouldn't be more than N300.00.

Wannune's temperature is extreme - extremely cold at night and in the mornings and very hot at day.

Water? Unless the situation is better now; at our time, it was a scarce commodity. You can buy water at the Mami market at the rate of N20.00 per bucket or so. The rains would help here though.

Please be prepared to be a Mountain Climber if you are to serve here. The topography here is hilly particularly at the rural areas.

Be careful. Come with an open mind. Here no be your house, there must be discomfort. Do not cry. It's a privilege to serve as many are itching for it.

Anya kro..anya wene-wene..(Benue's Idoma Language)..

Journey safely... smiley
Abeg the state govt they pay?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by coolestca(m): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2014
I have being posted to Benue State details of the place abeg
Politics**CLUELESS!!** Issues On Gay by coolestca(op): 7:11am On Oct 24, 2013
We Won't Be Blackmailed Into Legalizing Gay
Marriage-FG
The Federal Government,yesterday, declared
before the United Nations Human Rights Council,
that it will not bow to international pressure to
allow same sex marriage in the country. The
government argued that it is not only against the
cultural and traditional values of Nigerians but
that 92 percent of Nigerians support the Anti
Same-Sex Marriage Bill passed by the Senate.
Nigeria also accused foreign countries of
sponsoring the Boko Haram insurgency in some
parts of the country even as it justified the
execution of death row inmates in the country,
contending that it was in accordance with
Nigerian laws.
Defending Nigeria’s human rights record at the
on-going 17th session of the Universal Peer
Review, UPR, mechanism of the UN Human
Rights Council in Geneva, Switzerland, the
Attorney General and Minister of Justice, Mr
Mohammed Adoke, SAN, said “Nigeria does not
accept recommendation of some countries on
same sex marriage, because it is against its
national values. Recent polling data suggests
that 92 percent of Nigerians support the Anti
Same-Sex Marriage Bill passed by the Senate
Change Is Inevitable!
Jokes EtcRe: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 5:23pm On Oct 23, 2013
onuwaje: Them nor dey tell deaf and dumb say trouble dey b4 him dey run
wen him eye nor be film trick
Jokes EtcRe: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 2:04pm On Oct 10, 2013
gbosaa: not waffi proverb..
bros put ur own Join nah nor dey kill mora
Shuo...
Onuwaje abeg thumbs in Da Air
Jokes EtcRe: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2013
gbosaa: not waffi proverb..
bros put ur own Join nah nor dey kill mora
Shuo...
NYSCRe: Corpers, What Are Your Plans For The Future? by coolestca(m): 1:42pm On Oct 10, 2013
Ajuwaya must serve... all i have to say is be self reliant...
f.p tingz for the 1st tym sha......
abeg bar man serve everyone orimalu...
coz wen I drink Everyone drinks...
and when I pay everyone pays...
RomanceWhat Can You Take From Your Partner? by coolestca(op): 1:45pm On Oct 09, 2013
"@Questionnier: Ladies, can you allow your friend to kiss your BF as a casual greeting?
"@Questionnier: Guys can you allow your friend to kiss your GF as a casual greeting?
leggo...!!!

Jokes EtcRe: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 10:01am On Oct 09, 2013
gbosaa: Thats not a warri proverb...

@onuwaje....nice one.. grin
but na warri talk kinda...

SportsAbuja STADIUM Pitch Is Horrible by coolestca(op): 9:59am On Oct 09, 2013
You remember the recently reopened NATIONAL STADIUM? the super eagles Head coach Stephen Keshi has said that the refurbished pitch of the NATIONAL Stadium in Abuja was not good for football, saying "from what I saw it is a sandy pitch and it is hard..."
BusinessRe: Dangote To Co-Chair World Economic Forum Meeting by coolestca(m): 2:24am On Oct 09, 2013
Elantracey: Gud 4 him but he can do sometim to help ASUU strike na
mak I hear...
leave Matter for Mattias jare...
Naija I hail thee
BusinessRe: Dangote To Co-Chair World Economic Forum Meeting by coolestca(m): 2:19am On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=Elantracey]Gud 4 him but he can do sometim to help ASUU strike na
mak I hear u Think say d ting no pay am...
leave Matter for Mattias jare...
Naija I hail thee
BusinessRe: Dangote To Co-Chair World Economic Forum Meeting by coolestca(m): 2:10am On Oct 09, 2013
sh*t happens
Anoda oga @ d top u know na knowledge workers go take Head Park am... op he represents sha...
fp tings...
JST jogging by
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her What I Want? by coolestca(op): 1:57am On Oct 09, 2013
ladunsky: hmmm speechless... Buh anyway whenever you make up your mind pls dont forget... Its friends with benefits you actually want... I simply dont know what is wrong with boys of this generation... U must be silly... Every Tom, Dick and Harry must start a thread.... Rubbish... The chick too is silly... Longer-throat
this is suppose to be u giving ur opinion and not just...
allowing Air p@$$ øûffæ ur mæuf
Jokes EtcRe: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 12:37am On Oct 09, 2013
grin
LWTMB
onuwaje: 1.Leg wen swell up nor be rainboots
2.Okpolor(big eyes) nor be open eye
3.Fly wen dey dodge flying bullet anyhow na broom dey kill am
4.Who dey sell pepper no dey use hand dey scratch pri*k
5.The nama when rush go yankee na him dey come back as corned beef
6.Dem nor dey see snake pick
7.Nor be by power dem take dey stand pri*k
8.Pri*k wen stand nor get conscience
9.Who naked nor fit put hand for pocket
10.Play play na him dey turn to chop am go
11. Na only who something happen to dey know how e be
12.Winch nor dey fly for day tym
...... To be continued
RomanceHow Do I Tell Her What I Want? by coolestca(op):
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RomanceRe: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by coolestca(m): 12:20am On Oct 09, 2013
em looking out to experince one so u guyz will Read my tori too... grin gringringringrin like seriously
Jokes EtcWarri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(op): 12:09am On Oct 09, 2013
A warri friend once wanted telling someone he does not want to hear any complain later on said...
"I no want hear say dem shoot bird na im pesin mama fly, who you wan say carry am..."
it waz kinda stomach turning with laff, so pls add yours...
don't kill Da fun!!!
grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcWhat A Nigerian Police Can Do Beta by coolestca(op): 11:52pm On Oct 08, 2013
Police officers at a road block .... as motorists
are stuck in jam he stops a trailer
Policeman : where is your permit
Driver : hands in permit
Policeman : do you have extinguisher.
Driver : yes its there ....
Policeman : light up your indicators
Driver : exactly on point indicators work ....
Policeman : do you have seat belt Driver :
yes u can check .....
Policeman : hoot a bit i hear ...
Driver: pipipipi
Policeman turns to his fellow officer and
says the man has everything let's leave let
him go.
As the motorist drives away the officer
shouts : is your simcard registered ....
Driver : no
Officer : Oga park there!. how can you drive
without registering your number what if you
get accident how will we identify you ....
RomanceRe: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by coolestca(m): 11:04am On Oct 07, 2013
grin
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Hummm em listening too...

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