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chimkaire:
Buzz off, kindly... .

oya no vex u hia?

favouredseed:
Strange things only happens in India.

yes... true..
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123gist:
Bring the baby and I will make her slim like Di'ja

I percieve push ups, jogging, morning drills nd so on... i suspect you are military. . .

chimkaire:
Someone's pointed that out, already

so why heing the she? abi una wan convert the she to he

chimkaire:
Asia
He's such a cutie, still

she's a girl

JEITO:
And the mama still dey feed am

dem no fit starve do pickin because email dey fat nah

JEITO:
And the mama still dey feed am

dem no fit starve do pickin because email dey fat nah

Godmother:
That baby should be placed on a diet ASAP!
That size is just too much even. She's fast becoming obese!
They should reduce her food intake gradually and with time her system will adjust and get used to it.

true GMama

OMG: Meet the 10-month old baby who is one of the heaviest children in the world SEE (PHOTO) below
A ten-month-old baby has weighed in at a whopping 2st 13lbs – making her one of the heaviest children in the world for her age. Aliya Saleem, of Jharkhand, India, was born at a relatively large 9lbs, then began to rapidly gain weight from the age of four months – and is now as heavy as an average six-year-old girl. Her parents are worried about her health, after another of their
children died aged just one-and-a-half after gaining weight in a similar fashion.

The girl’s mother Shabana Parveen, 25, said:
‘A few months after her birth, she starting gaining weight. We had to buy her a new pair of clothes every two weeks because the old ones become too tight for her.’She has become very heavy. My husband comes home very late from work.So all through the day, I have to do household chores and also look after Aliya. It is difficult because she cannot even sit still on her own.She keeps crying throughout the day. She wakes up at night abruptly and also she cannot breathe properly.’

Her father Mohammad Saleem, 28, said:
‘We have tried our best, but we could only afford to take her to the local hospital. ‘The doctors in the village could not tell us clearly what she is suffering from. We took Aliya to a doctor in Ranchi. After the check up the doctor suggested that we go to another city, but we couldn’t afford that so we didn’t take her.
Source: http://surenigeria..de/2015/03/omg-meet-10-month-old-baby-who-is-
one.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=0

OMG: Meet the 10-month old
baby who is one of the
heaviest children in the
world SEE (PHOTO) below
A ten-month-old baby has weighed in at a whopping 2st 13lbs –
making her one of the heaviest children in the world for her age.
Aliya Saleem, of Jharkhand, India, was born at a relatively large
9lbs, then began to rapidly gain weight from the age of four months
– and is now as heavy as an average six-year-old girl.
Her parents are worried about her health, after another of their
children died aged just one-and-a-half after gaining weight in a similar
fashion.
The girl’s mother Shabana Parveen, 25, said:
‘A few months after her birth, she starting gaining
weight. We had to buy her a new pair of clothes
every two weeks because the old ones become too
tight for her.’She has become very heavy. My husband
comes home very late from work.So all through the
day, I have to do household chores and also look
after Aliya. It is difficult because she cannot even sit
still on her own.She keeps crying throughout the day.
She wakes up at night abruptly and also she cannot
breathe properly.’
Her father Mohammad Saleem, 28, said:
‘We have tried our best, but we could only afford to
take her to the local hospital.
‘The doctors in the village could not tell us clearly
what she is suffering from. We took Aliya to a doctor
in Ranchi. After the check up the doctor suggested
that we go to another city, but we couldn’t afford
that so we didn’t take her.
Source: http://surenigeria..de/2015/03/omg-meet-10-month-old-baby-who-is-one.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=0

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short ryt? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things!

feel free to add yours♧♤♢

brosss:
Seen to unseen....

Dash board.... What kind of warning sign do you have on your dash board. Air bag(red) don't move.
Check engine. Orange; no issues. red; don't move.
Oil shortages; don't move
Battery; don't move, your journey might stretch into the night, then u'd understand why u shouldn't have moved.

Suspension: check your "shocks," your road stability- you don't want to drive at high speeds of about 100km/h with bad stabilizers, sadly some vehicles have missing stabilizers. Check your tie rods too.

Tires: you'll need good tires with proper threads, chances are , if you come across road safety, they'll try to place a coin btw the tire threads, if it doesn't hold, problems.
Check your wheel alignments, trust me, you need this one for your long trip, else u find yourself fighting with your wheels all through.
Check your Hub(tire) system. If it makes a slight roomy hum, it has issues. Your ball joints too need to be looked into, specially for honda cars. Let's just say they have reputation for pulling wheels. You could also throw in your staring rack too.

Transmission. How does your vehicle shift? Is it noisy or smooth. What's the response time when you step on the gas? Does it rev high before response?

Brakes: very sharp breaks needed! You'd know why, when some Jack a..s.s overtakes you at alarming speed, more so, if that Jack....a..ss drives a luxury bus.

Mirrors! Trust me, on the high way, vehicles just appear behind you, before u blink, they are beside you and while u are pondering, they are gone.... So u don't assume there's no car beside you and just swerve..... You must look.

Wipers: wait for the rains, at high speed, u'd understand why city driving is so much different from highway driving... Your speed make the rain pellets seem to hit harder at ur car.

Experience and a calm clear head! Let's just say if this is your first time, don't pick any chicks.....

Music..... Needed to break long monotonous views.... U need to give ur brain something else other than endless stretch of roads.

Cooling..... Check your radiator, and cooling system,

Instincts...... Never rule out instincts in travels..... Listen and obey!

Prayers! Pray dude!

Jesus: you know u need him even if the Trip is short!

Do not fear! Step on the gas bro, and do low speeds till u get accustomed to the movement. Avoid racing other cars too...

Your car age and mileage isn't an issue in as much as you maintain properly. .

he said it all
lemme re emphasise 'DO NOT FEAR BE COURAGEOUS'

TochiPhotos:
"I finished my 3 months driving lesson last week. Since then I haven't been myself, every minute all I'm thinking about is driving, it's so bad that sometimes, I feel like stopping cars on the road and beg the drivers to let me drive for some minutes. I don't know if that's how it happens to everyone who just learns how to drive. I just came to the place I learnt to know if the man in charge will allow me drive their car for some minutes each day and pay a little amount till I get a driving job which was the reason I learnt to drive in the first place." www.thehumansoflagos.com

try driving a molue or danfo for 3 weeks and come back to testify. . .
somebody shout hallelujah. . .

cynhamscakes:
Maybe the person is full and doesn't want to over eat.


There is a saying (i don't believe it though) that girls who leave food in their plate leave it for their fellow "ogbanje" to...

Ogbanje ke! nah wa oh

pwerrymansion:
Well you said some, unless am well satisfied. If not I don't leave either a morsel or a grain cos I hate waste. Bia OP, u mean you left your food to undergo this survey?

4 wia ? me no dey joke with my food oh
I only noticed while packing some customer's plate at my mama's canteen

Today i saw a lady ate rice and left almost a spoon of rice lying idle in the plate. . .
Not too long later again I saw another person eating asked for more and had leftover of about 2 spoons spread in her plates. . .
Same way I see some eat swallow food and leave some soup and one or two balls, morsels or (okele) lying idle in their plates
Abeg I want to know is it part of good eating ethics or table manners. . .
Because mo o raiye iranu
Please enlighten me fellow nairalanders

How Ę no go cost?

next time try to package wella so u don't get caught
or u can also plan to swallow spit all through the day.
#najokeoh
b4 some political people invade here now


full stop

TochiPhotos:
"My master accused me of sleeping with our Secretary and chased both of us away. He said he thinks we are dating, none of that was true. I've served him for 4 years and I was a couple of years away from been settled before he chased me away. People said he has a history of sending away his boys when it's almost time for settlement. He promised to settle me regardless but I haven't heard from him for the past 6 months." www.thehumansoflagos.com

em sowie about that but consider adjusting your panties z*p b4 some pple start to criticise now... :/

Hi folks, I'm a graduate of accounting and presently doing My National Youth Service( a 2014 batch B member) in Benue State.
(don't mind my grammar I ain't a linguist)
But I have always had interest in cars right from my childhood. I always feel bad when vehicles are given bad treatment by ignorant mechanics. I have over the years seen good mechanics both on movies and even here in Nigeria doing. good jobs and it has increased my passion for solving people's problems especially when it comes to their cars.
I started learning autotronics sometimes in year 2013 when ASUU went on strike but during the period my boss left for Lagos and didn't come back (cos he felt the patronage was not as high as what he was previously getting at Lagos).
I have a dream to have an automobile repairs shop in the near future where people can get issues bothering their cars solved and where genuine parts can also be bought with guarantee. I have spoken to some of my friends who have also shown interest in the business. Also i want to know can be jointly owned( I mean me and other interested parties) as I have seen some guys run such business together
However i want advise on:
1. the basic requirements to setup an Automobile Repairs shop,(what I need to know)
2. where I can gain more knowledge(or training) on automobiles repairs and it's likes... In Abuja or Niger after my service year.
3. Even basic tools if possible
Other relevant advise are also welcome. Thanks

Prof. Tripleb

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Oya ab*ki ' s do d needful pack d stuffs go sow clothe, ceiling or use am for shop.

Good thinking good product

Is there any nairalander serving in Benue State pls PM me

Definitely this will reduce the risk of rigging and fagging at least up to 50%

worthytalk:
@op I was told by a friend who participated at the ad hoc staff training that just ended today that the inec officials told them that the card reader is not available due to some obvious security reasons. Now @op my question is this why did your own inec trainer didn't give you the same excuse? Can't you see that Jega is not ready?

which state did he/she do the training and is d person a corps member or post - corps member?

more pics at adhoc staff training section day 3

At INEC adhoc staff training, in preparation for the 2015 general elections, trainees are shown and taught how to use the INEC Nigeria customised card reader. It will be used during the accreditation process to increase credibility of the 2015 general polls.

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