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Business / Re: Naira Gain Against U.S Dollar Boosts Dangote’s Wealth To $15.3 Billion by Coolestguy2023: 5:57pm On Mar 24
Putindbutt:

And do i look like someone selling his kids to feed?. why can't you tell us about the fx arbitrage that was going on when dollars was selling cheaper?

You cannot educate a dumb mugu. Just let him be

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Celebrities / Re: Court Bars Omo VC From Defaming MC Oluomo by Coolestguy2023: 1:41pm On Mar 24
If this man were to be poor, this woman wouldn't pin a child to him.
They should conduct a DNA period.
Most of these recent Nigerian Social media girls are evil and can't be trusted.
Just know that if a woman should call you out on Social media relating to a child that you abandon or not taking care of either true or false then you already know you are doing well in life.

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Business / Re: Naira gain: Pressure Mounts On FX Hoarders To Sell Off Dollars by Coolestguy2023: 11:45am On Mar 24
JASONjnr:
Tinubu met dollar at N700 to a single dollar and right before his eyes, it went up to N1,900. But we're praising his incompetence for subsidizing it to fall to N1,400.


Buhari met dollar at N200 and he left it at N700.

APC is all about noise and lies.

Been an uneducated illiterate is affecting people like you.
Education / Re: How 137 Kidnapped Kuriga Students Were Rescued In Zamfara - Defence HQs by Coolestguy2023: 11:39am On Mar 24
Arobaga:
Rescued abi ransom was paid






Make una dey deceive una sef

I hope all the likes you have been getting from your fellow delusional clowns is enough to feed you and your family

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Crime / Re: Police To Honour Officers Murdered In Delta, Arrest 5 Suspects by Coolestguy2023: 7:32pm On Mar 23
Security agents should wipe out all miscreants in delta state and make sure none of them remains alive but they should do that with utmost professionalism and avoid civilian casualties.
If people have the mind to kill security agents at will, then those people should be seen not as citizens of Nigeria but foreigners dwelling in Nigeria who have declared war on our security agents and as such, the security agents should clear every one of them till the last baga is brought down. No mercy

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:49am On Mar 23
Elohorp:


You read one line and know am pain 🤯😂
Oya take your trophy,mind reader of the month award goes to you,oya clap for your self
Peace🕊️🕊️🕊️

Shift, i no get your time
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Attacks Ukraine, Leaves One Million Without Electricity, 5 Dead by Coolestguy2023: 8:18pm On Mar 22
Arobaga:
I love Putin




He isn’t a puppet like one bedwetter from Guinea




I didn’t call anybody name before una say na Tinubu I dey talk about



Unless Tinubu is from Guinea or has a Guinean passport

I understand that if you don't insult Tinubu in a day, you might likely run mad

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 8:13pm On Mar 22
Elohorp:


You are just bitter,they are lots of Nigeria women that stick with their men and care for them even in time of sickness
Birds of the same feather flock together you will attract women that is like you,so don't generalize
And do you think you can treat a woman the way a white man treat's woman
I see white men here,they woman their woman

So sorry you are pained. I read just the first line and i stopped reading because I'm sure it's nonsense you wrote
Celebrities / Re: Why I Don't Do Giveaways Online - Burna Boy by Coolestguy2023: 11:12am On Mar 22
Burna Boy is correct, the number of f00lish people on instagram is unprecedented. It's better he uses his money to clean his ass after using the toilet than to give all those dunch of lunatics and clowns on Instagram

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Travel / Re: Ibadan: Ongoing Reconstruction Of The 6.45 Km Olodo Garage-kasumu-Ajia Road(pix) by Coolestguy2023: 7:43pm On Mar 21
DystopianMuse:
Wahala. Them go do one low budget infrastructure come dey hype am
When Nigeria go grow pass this nonsense.

If na low budget infrastructures your yeast governors are doing, at least the mass exodus of igbos to SW will reduce. All this potopoto village people self

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Travel / Re: Ibadan: Ongoing Reconstruction Of The 6.45 Km Olodo Garage-kasumu-Ajia Road(pix) by Coolestguy2023: 7:41pm On Mar 21
richard870:
Posts such as this is one of the reasons mediocrity is the order of the day in Nigeria

Why are you crying? We are not talking about igbo land here. We omoluabi are proud of Seyi and it is non of your business as an igbo man. Focus on your yeast

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Business / Re: Naira Eyes N1,300/$ At Parallel Market As Speculators Offload FX by Coolestguy2023: 10:14am On Mar 21
Like someone said. When dollar was going up, the criminal minded hater of the country, the Peter Obi people were angry and crying all over SM. Now that Naira is gaining traction, these clowns are still crying. Cursed people

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Business / Re: Naira Eyes N1,300/$ At Parallel Market As Speculators Offload FX by Coolestguy2023: 10:10am On Mar 21
Gossiphub:

Sharrap.

Eyes ko.

Naira is now Omo baby.

Clowns

He is correct, you can never experience happiness

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Romance / Re: Why Do Northern See Military As Their Own by Coolestguy2023: 9:39am On Mar 21
See as this mumu dey yan dust. In the army, an attack to one is an attack to all. Nothing like hausa, igbo or yoruba army but what do you pigs know. All una brain is clouded by sentiments and tribalism

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Travel / Re: LASG Begins Impounding Uber/moove Vehicles Over Failure To Provide Database by Coolestguy2023: 7:19am On Mar 21
LASG always acting like bastards sometimes. Why taking actions on the innocent drivers for the non compliance of UBER?

Same thing LASPA were doing by locking peoples car that comes to a facility to purchase items just because the facility is yet to pay parking permit.
Very foolish actions

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Business / Re: CBN Settles All FX Backlog As External Reserves Rise To $34.11 Billion by Coolestguy2023: 6:35am On Mar 21
Ofunaofu:
I take any news that comes from The Nation Lagos-Ibadan Expressway propaganda newspaper with a pinch of salt.

If na dollar rise against naira now, i am 100% sure you will take with a full trailer load of sugar. Hater of good news from the pit of hell

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:17pm On Mar 20
Leo34rf:


Cos Nigerian men are looking for wife material(slave). The lady has to be able to cook, clean, etc etc They don't love totally like a white man too.

They will tell you they can't marry a lady that can't cook. Imagine if a lady does not have kpekus like the guy above, which Nigeria man will stay?

You are not totally correct. All this is just your imagination or out of hasty generalization
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:15pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

Answer na
Mr not a scum..WILL YOU STAY?

Some days I’m serious, most days actually, other days I catch cruise

I will take it that you are catching cruise undecided
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:09pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

Oga, that's your problem
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 8:43pm On Mar 20
UncleKoboko:


Lifestyle, philosophy and psychology is different here.
Survival and material things is a big deal for us...
We are mostly hustlers living from hand to mouth, unlike with them, food and basic amenities is not really a problem.

On the contrary, if na your sister or daughter, you go like make she stay?

I guess if you were the guy with this predicament, you will be happy that yout gf of years leaves you and don't give a f about you again for life just because you had an accident that wasn't your fault
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 8:34pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

But if reverse was the case, you people will say men are scum.

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 4:47pm On Mar 20
Can never be a Nigerian girl

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Business / Re: Naira Hits #1,461 To A Dollar by Coolestguy2023: 2:46pm On Mar 20
silvoclaira:
I hope it reflects in the market prices

People are thieves. They will never bring down the prices of commodities
Crime / Re: Refund The Money - Nigerian Lawyer Calls Out Lady For Refusing To Visit A Man by Coolestguy2023: 9:03am On Mar 19
Jennyclay:
These broke men won’t stop to amaze me undecided.

Well, Thank God they know I hate them with passion. I always throw spit after every 3 minutes anytime they approach me. Some of them would even think I’m pregnant not knowing their poverty stinking self disgust me to high heavens undecided

Just Imagine, because of #2500 undecided. If I’m even the lady I won’t dare refund the money let them go and do their worst undecided

Foolish broke men!!


You are a thief

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Crime / Re: Katsina Community Watch Corps Kill 200 Bandits In Two Weeks by Coolestguy2023: 10:37am On Mar 18
mmadu4:
its true . i live in kastina .very soon no more bandits will be heard of in Nigeria if other state follow same road

Watch children of hate say it's a lie. Just watch
One fuul is already up there asking jamb question

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Crime / Re: Katsina Community Watch Corps Kill 200 Bandits In Two Weeks by Coolestguy2023: 10:35am On Mar 18
Nice
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by Coolestguy2023: 11:03pm On Mar 17
HarryGleb:
So you mean some people here don't need help abi? This is how you people spoil things for others. You won't help yet you are telling someone that wants to help people not to do so.

He should go to the street and see with his 2 eyes himself who and who needs the money.

chatinent
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by Coolestguy2023: 10:50pm On Mar 17
chatinent:
Hello,

I have ₦30k to support some persons in dire need.


I don't really know the perfect formula but I think ₦2k for 15 persons may sound better. Or ₦3k for 10 persons? Or ₦5k for 6 persons? (what do you think?).


Please let those in desperate need earn this. If you don't need this, kindly resist the temptation. It's not a big sum per person but can be a big help to many who truly are in need.


Thank you and good evening.



If you want to help, go to the street and help the people that truly need it and not some delusional clowns that would be disguising here
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Wins Russia's Election With Staggering 87% Of Votes (Photos) by Coolestguy2023: 10:39pm On Mar 17
Paraman:
Nigerians already spoke, that's why Tinubu is ruling Nigeria.

Let that clown keep crying

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