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Business / Re: Naira Eyes N1,300/$ At Parallel Market As Speculators Offload FX by Coolestguy2023: 10:10am On Mar 21
Gossiphub:

Sharrap.

Eyes ko.

Naira is now Omo baby.

Clowns

He is correct, you can never experience happiness

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Romance / Re: Why Do Northern See Military As Their Own by Coolestguy2023: 9:39am On Mar 21
See as this mumu dey yan dust. In the army, an attack to one is an attack to all. Nothing like hausa, igbo or yoruba army but what do you pigs know. All una brain is clouded by sentiments and tribalism

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Travel / Re: LASG Begins Impounding Uber/moove Vehicles Over Failure To Provide Database by Coolestguy2023: 7:19am On Mar 21
LASG always acting like bastards sometimes. Why taking actions on the innocent drivers for the non compliance of UBER?

Same thing LASPA were doing by locking peoples car that comes to a facility to purchase items just because the facility is yet to pay parking permit.
Very foolish actions

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Business / Re: CBN Settles All FX Backlog As External Reserves Rise To $34.11 Billion by Coolestguy2023: 6:35am On Mar 21
Ofunaofu:
I take any news that comes from The Nation Lagos-Ibadan Expressway propaganda newspaper with a pinch of salt.

If na dollar rise against naira now, i am 100% sure you will take with a full trailer load of sugar. Hater of good news from the pit of hell

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:17pm On Mar 20
Leo34rf:


Cos Nigerian men are looking for wife material(slave). The lady has to be able to cook, clean, etc etc They don't love totally like a white man too.

They will tell you they can't marry a lady that can't cook. Imagine if a lady does not have kpekus like the guy above, which Nigeria man will stay?

You are not totally correct. All this is just your imagination or out of hasty generalization
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:15pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

Answer na
Mr not a scum..WILL YOU STAY?

Some days I’m serious, most days actually, other days I catch cruise

I will take it that you are catching cruise undecided
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:09pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

Oga, that's your problem
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 8:43pm On Mar 20
UncleKoboko:


Lifestyle, philosophy and psychology is different here.
Survival and material things is a big deal for us...
We are mostly hustlers living from hand to mouth, unlike with them, food and basic amenities is not really a problem.

On the contrary, if na your sister or daughter, you go like make she stay?

I guess if you were the guy with this predicament, you will be happy that yout gf of years leaves you and don't give a f about you again for life just because you had an accident that wasn't your fault
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 8:34pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

But if reverse was the case, you people will say men are scum.

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Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 4:47pm On Mar 20
Can never be a Nigerian girl

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Business / Re: Naira Hits #1,461 To A Dollar by Coolestguy2023: 2:46pm On Mar 20
silvoclaira:
I hope it reflects in the market prices

People are thieves. They will never bring down the prices of commodities
Crime / Re: Refund The Money - Nigerian Lawyer Calls Out Lady For Refusing To Visit A Man by Coolestguy2023: 9:03am On Mar 19
Jennyclay:
These broke men won’t stop to amaze me undecided.

Well, Thank God they know I hate them with passion. I always throw spit after every 3 minutes anytime they approach me. Some of them would even think I’m pregnant not knowing their poverty stinking self disgust me to high heavens undecided

Just Imagine, because of #2500 undecided. If I’m even the lady I won’t dare refund the money let them go and do their worst undecided

Foolish broke men!!


You are a thief

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Crime / Re: Katsina Community Watch Corps Kill 200 Bandits In Two Weeks by Coolestguy2023: 10:37am On Mar 18
mmadu4:
its true . i live in kastina .very soon no more bandits will be heard of in Nigeria if other state follow same road

Watch children of hate say it's a lie. Just watch
One fuul is already up there asking jamb question

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Crime / Re: Katsina Community Watch Corps Kill 200 Bandits In Two Weeks by Coolestguy2023: 10:35am On Mar 18
Nice
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by Coolestguy2023: 11:03pm On Mar 17
HarryGleb:
So you mean some people here don't need help abi? This is how you people spoil things for others. You won't help yet you are telling someone that wants to help people not to do so.

He should go to the street and see with his 2 eyes himself who and who needs the money.

chatinent
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by Coolestguy2023: 10:50pm On Mar 17
chatinent:
Hello,

I have ₦30k to support some persons in dire need.


I don't really know the perfect formula but I think ₦2k for 15 persons may sound better. Or ₦3k for 10 persons? Or ₦5k for 6 persons? (what do you think?).


Please let those in desperate need earn this. If you don't need this, kindly resist the temptation. It's not a big sum per person but can be a big help to many who truly are in need.


Thank you and good evening.



If you want to help, go to the street and help the people that truly need it and not some delusional clowns that would be disguising here
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Wins Russia's Election With Staggering 87% Of Votes (Photos) by Coolestguy2023: 10:39pm On Mar 17
Paraman:
Nigerians already spoke, that's why Tinubu is ruling Nigeria.

Let that clown keep crying
Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Coolestguy2023: 5:23pm On Mar 16
JooEeL:


It is because none of your daughter or your mom has ever been kidnapped, na why you dey yarn this annoying piece.

They are very likely raping those little girls as we speak right now. The ones of chibok, they raped all of them. To the extent Leah Sharibu became a mother in their den.

Instead of finding ways to rescue these little kids, ure here boasting that the army will come back to revenge cos of one of their men fell? So one soldier's head is worth more hundreds of children in a forest spending nights in the cold and danger?

Chai, Kai, God know say I come d wrong country. Una kind of reasoning deh get on my nerves.

As i have said. This are mare SM rants. Evacuate before it gets too late. A word is enough for the wise
Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Coolestguy2023: 4:48pm On Mar 16
JooEeL:


God punish everybody and that bastard military.

Where are they when hundreds of children are being kidnapped every two, two weeks?

See this one they say "you will see movie in real life".. Terrorist enabler.

Backwards reasoning.


All this your ranting will not change anything. If you have family and friends in that community, tell them to evacuate IMMEDIATELY because hundreds will die in that community and properties will be raised down. No amount of your cry here on social media can stop it

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Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Coolestguy2023: 3:58pm On Mar 16
2shure:
Nigeria no get military. They met their match now and were massacred. Hahahahahah
When it comes to unarmed civilians.they tend to flex muscles,slaps,kicks...but now they met their match.and were gunned down.hahahahahaha

I hope you will keep thesame energy when the Nigeria Army retaliate. Just keep your fingers crossed, you will see movie in real life

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Crime / Re: 22 Soldiers Killed In Ambush In Delta State Community Graphics Warning. by Coolestguy2023: 3:54pm On Mar 16
A lot of people are going to die in that community. A lot i mean. RIP to them in advance

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Politics / Re: Why Was Abacha's Govt Better at Handling The economy than Tinubu And Buhari? by Coolestguy2023: 2:00pm On Mar 16
Beautifulday:


I meant your useless olosho mother.

Oh, you mean your olosho mother that i f*ck last night at the brothel close to your house? Omo, your mother toto dey smell o

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Business / Re: FG Seeks Fresh Court Order To Extend Detention Of Binance Executives by Coolestguy2023: 1:04pm On Mar 16
Arobaga:
M



You people rate Tinubu so much




So you expect a man that smuggled two bullion van in broad day light to his house to fight corruption for you



A known criminal that came from Osun to hold Lagos treasury hostage to fight corruption for you



Since they started hunting on binance Shebi dollar still dey 1600

If not that you are a big mugu, don't you know if FG did not take such actions, $1 would have been close to #2500 by now. But because of a dundee, a real ozour that you and your fellow clowns are, you will never have the sense to think in that direction. Mumu, big mumu

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Politics / Re: Why Was Abacha's Govt Better at Handling The economy than Tinubu And Buhari? by Coolestguy2023: 10:52am On Mar 16
ibechris:




Guy,u have no levels I swear. Na mouth una dey get.

Being a supporter of this govt alone makes u dull.

I don't need to tell u anything....the truth is,u no get any level and u lack sense.

Shameless!

I will leave you to your useless foolish life. I don't respond much to clowns and failed, hungry and wretched people like you.
Note: don't waste your useless life replying me because i will not read the rubbish you will be typing from your empty brain.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Coolestguy2023: 9:17am On Mar 16
toyosiolamide:


Just read....

You dey bother about that illiterate

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Exports Facing Rejections Overseas – WTO DG, Okonjo Iweala by Coolestguy2023: 9:15am On Mar 16
Arobaga:
Good one make them reject everything Nigeria






A cocaine sniffer can’t force himself on us and expect the international community to accept him




Thunder scatter Tinubu

The pain that Tinubu is your President will forever hunt you hahahaha,

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Politics / Re: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by Coolestguy2023: 7:10am On Mar 16
Ance4Liverpool:
Stomach infrastructure that He will later claim he spent 50 trilion

You clowns will never see anything good in what government does. They have eternally sworn for you people and i am 100% sure you are igbo because that is what you people are good at. Wailing and shedding tears ontop matter wey no concern you. And to think your governors are the worst in the history of Nigeria except Soludo.

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