₦airaland Forum

VickyyB:
Even if I want to crush on Nl guys, it can never be romance section.

Abeg which section make i go kak for dia d wait u,

zadok60:





#eating 404 meat and chilled palm wine..
who wanna join me?

Venue venue i love palm wine n 404

zadok60:
Broda i don't spoil my fellow brodas names,i only asked her a question..
Lie say u no b bad kisser
#i_don_hear_all_ur_scores o

lol frm whre u take hear my scores, u spoil show for me abi dia is God ooooo

zadok60:
I understand,you just can't kiss any guy..(i.e. guys like tosyne2much and coolfredo)
#just_trying_to_be_sure

Did u jux mention my name? zo na u d go spoil ur fellow man for bck abi, why cant she kiss me? my lips no complete or na tongue wher i no get?

Suzyky4u:
There's no 100% perfection anywhere. Keep your silly thoughts to yourself! Even if I coose to kiss a thousand, I don't see how that's your business.

besides i didnt say it my bizznes if u like swallow d whole saliver whr everyman get e no concern me.

Suzyky4u:
There's no 100% perfection anywhere. Keep your silly thoughts to yourself! Even if I coose to kiss a thousand, I don't see how that's your business.

shebi i don beg u make u no vex, anywhr mayb it ur kissin is ur ministry so u r looking for a bettrr kisser to move d ministry to permanent site

Suzyky4u:
There's no 100% perfection anywhere. Keep your silly thoughts to yourself! Even if I coose to kiss a thousand, I don't see how that's your business.

shebi i don beg u make u no vex, anywhr mayb it ur kissin is ur ministry so u r looking for a bettrr kisser to move d ministry to permanent site

Bamz:
Ishilove...


Do you have a blog?

He no get blog na cement , u want buy?

SO HERE IN NAIJA BOSSOMS DO PRODUCES MONEY? acordin to d last qwestion.... that means der so many things i need to kno.

okonelfg:
hmmmm i do my selection very well beside it not evrtybody u meet that u will exchange saliva with lol i remember the girl that nearly break my neck in the name of kissin she waz taller dan me lol my neck suffer wel wel dat day

Ehyaaa sorry, u for clumb locker n stand, or u make her kneel down, nxt time jux remember wat i told u

Suzyky4u:
Not cos of that na. Compatibility is zero.

Abeg no vex ooo hw many lips u go kiss i no want mention de other thing ooo before compatibility becomes 100%? am jux thinkin aloud oo

marieolae:
My first kiss has to be the worst

It was disgusting, sloppy and nasty

My tongue was clueless and the guy..hmmm his lips were all over the place.

When we finished the kiss, I looked at him and smiled.

In my mind I was like... [size=25pt] what the hell was that!!!! [/size]

Chai i see u as a gud wife material, i no even kno say wife material in u no rch 1yard, not knowing u hav been kissin since wen d pop was an alter boy

Bridgetown:
I met a lady on my way to London few months back, but I guessed she was going for her masters though we sat together and gisted all the way through. When she asked me of my mission in UK I told her I was going to buy few cloths and shoes for a friend's wedding but she thought I was lying, we exchange numbers and other contacts after 3 days I was back to Nigeria and we spoke on phone. But she thought I was a maga and she decided to ask me for 800k to offset her remaining school fees. Her not knowing I am way beyond that I decided to pay her visit this weekend to let her know 800k is not my problem to my greatest surprise immediately she saw me she jumped all over me and started kissing and caressing me leading to us having a very go romantic time together if u kno what i mean, but I think I am fallen in love with her and when I asked her about the 800k she said she was just joking.

Even as I am writing this now I am presently in her house.
Abeg somebody should advice if I be MAGA! Waiting to pay the bigger PRIZE!

All these happen in dt dream , i can only advice u to treat malaria n typhod, u wil be ok after

parrotibaba:
but baba wait ooh u wan tell me say u spent half a million on top woman head for just a semester (even Davido can't do dat) den proceeded to get a job for her in zenith bank n even shopped for her new job attire which according to ur story was worth a lot of cash(for just a banker's working attire? wetin she d work ni? )




what to believe, what not to believe

Bro no jux mind d guy, acordin to him, he said d monei he spent on d girl while in skul she use it to pay for her bf acomodation, yet after graduation she stil offer d girl a job in zenith bnk buy cloths for her, Story for d gods

Sardongarigan:
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha

ehyaa maybe she got accident while going home or stil mayb she never rch house

mizzkeji44:
VASELINE?
GOD OF MERCY

come, what are u thinking

Vikkie14:
Bros, u bey s*x idol? Cox i dnt understand u oo. So, cox of "well well bleeping" wey she sabi, u wan bcum maga. She is using s** to control u. Chai, u can fall for anytin ooo. Even if rat dey wear skirt, u fit fall for am. . Datz ur weak point and she is exploiting u based on that.

No be rat lets say dog wear skirt, u kno say dog sabi Bleep well well

slinkman:
do you know you can change your phone imei within 2 minutes and use that glo bis on your gionee m2 flawlessly. I use glo bis on my Android and i have been using it for over 7 months now. also glo mtn and airtel bis works flawlessly on Android. Data is no longer a problem for Android users. it has long been solved.

bro pls can u instruct me on hw to do it tnx

Mprex:
lol. Am I the only single lady in the world?

No but u r de only single lady that i want,

kirikiristars:
Ypu will be fine.

Tnx babe i wil be fyn in ur arms cos dts whr i wanna be

chisco82:
Lol! Fire on Bro. There is vacancy there.
Hahahaa!

tnx my bro, i get common snse na, i see space n am not dulling

Mprex:
lolss. What if i opt to remain single for ever?

Abeg ooo wht wil become of me?

lasheez:
Marrying a boring woman like seriously.So what Phobia is it called?

Boringphobia

kirikiristars:
Have you let go?

Yea but jux too hard to forget.

kirikiristars:
I think the worst thing that could happen to you is losing someone without knowing the reason.

Babe u r very very very correct, i had a girl which i lov n trust her like my dick ... which has nt fail me in any way... one day she jux woke up n end everything

Mprex:
thanks, we are cool now. As for my bf, we aint together anymore

Am not together with my girl frnd any more...... But we cant remain single for eva lets u and i start something ASAP

ApexTitan:
Whats so special about your salary that you hide it?

Bros good morning oo u jux woke, sorry na age em talk here no be salary

benuejosh:
frustrated? Do i look like one? Smh. born with a silver spoon. #not boasting. Really wanna know abt it?. Self employed. Making it real big.

No be only silver spoon u born with, Wooden spoon, man free ur self n be free indeed. no cum here de form wht u r not. I kno u real good, stop decieving ur self

benuejosh:
those threads that are educative and informative will never make front page but all this yeye things will be here. how does one knowing the difference between fake and real bottom create employment and improve the standard of living in nigeria.

frustrated soul , hw many life hav u affected, who hav u employed before, guy free ur self ok all works n no play makes BEnuejosh a dull boy

NaNaYaaah:
Haha..tanx for da compliment .. lol i just wanna suprise my future hubby

Aunty pls come and tell us a story

Ehyaaa i nw kno why Kukere master left her. who no like BIG THING?

NaNaYaaah:
Here i am

u r too besutiful to be a virgin

Anopheles:
If everybody mysteriously got back their virginity, will you let the person who took it from you the first time take it again?

WHAT IS VIRGINITY PLZ