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chibwike: Lol, i hope so oh, breezy don finally agree make u woo her?

fo where. Na so so shakara she just dey do for me

MrsBreezy: Haha okay.... You don't happen to have Schizophrenia do you?

lolz. Hell no. Tort dat shi* only happens wit/to d old. I jst get dose mood swings every now nd den. U know if I enter to woo u, someone(or peeps) is(are) going to challenge me for ur heart. Do u tink I stand a chance?

chibwike: Lol, i neva ready oh, i still dey rehearse my lines. Girls sha

just stay confident. Me I trust u to bits. U go sweep her off her feet

chibwike: lol ok

bros me. Awfa. U don ready to wOo ur woman

MrsBreezy: Lol you keep thinking I'm perfect. I really amnt.

Hahah well I think you'd be good you're very sweet

o yea. Tanks a lot for d kind words. D mood swings were starting to kick in, bu u stepped in ryte on tym #udbest

ggrin: ask cbrass

don't know him neida do I know of him

MrsBreezy: Hahah okay... Well I'm making some pancakes heheh and my contacts caaaame #wooop

Sure thing. I'm sure you'd be very good

naa, m not gud at wooing ladies, bu m gona try, I'd u'd let me c beneath ur perfect #talkininlabrinth'svoice

I said loads of sh** today. I was quite happy nd dint control neida my words nor emotions. M sorry for any offensive word, comment made to anyone, special mention to u sarimah, I was purposely tryna get u upset, nd u did hand in dere a long yle. U try, m sorry fine gal. Dygeasy, pls do a modification, m not wooing anyone, m quite poor at dat. Peace

Sarimah: by who?

by me. Sarimah, cum, I wana tell u samtin

MrsBreezy: Lol of course I am. They're such beautiful girls here you don't wanna miss out...

Spanish is sexy

yea, d language, d place nd her pple, evryfin sexy. Lolz, I'd rada have u

ggrin: y u con dy call me dame







Nob today
Thanks anyway

abeg, u know aw I fit save dis ur dp.

MrsBreezy: Tut tut lol you should learn Spanish... like me :O

Why.

I'd rather learn french. R u seriously asking me y?

chibwike: tot u wanted to woo samirah

nope, I want to woo her butt. I don tell d oga make e modify dat post comot my name. If m gona woo anybody, t wee b my G, mrsbreezy

chibwike: woman-wrapping

no na. I just dey hail

ggrin: u mean dame patience

make Jona catch u dey play wit Paytsahy baby. Girly u fine o, asweardown, u fine wella. U fit give dead man erection #drop-dead sexy

MrsBreezy: Hahah me. Por Que?

wats dat?

MrsBreezy: Hehe I'm been out lol.

Really? A wooing challenge hehe well you should enter. You seem to have a few females in line hehe I should just sit and watch

which females. Ts u m gona woo

dechandel: Ok
Goodluck with your choice
U for go study football for sch na
Anyhoo sha.. Just pray

And yea.. I'm a law student

waow. Dats cul. Skool, nd level?

banega: Wassup? ||

so dis is d banega everyone b talkin about. Girly, u fine o

kilokeys: law sweet sha, but for yoruba film, the judge dey abuse o.. oponu oloriburuku eniyan eranko.. i dey laff tire.
thanks for d explanation

uw. Yea boss, law is quite challenging nd interesting. A judge is d boss of his courtroom, nd he can basically do as he pls's jst like a referee on a football pitch. He can abuse u if he wants, u dare abuse him back nd he holds u for contempt of court

MrsBreezy: No ones stopping you... Be gay and enjoying

u bin silent kinda gets me worried

MrsBreezy: Lol no. Mild is what you feel when you're afraid to feel anything else

ok bae. Where have u bin na. dere's a wooing challenge going on, m tinkin, of entering d competition, with u as d lady of my fancy of cause. #Wadyatink?

dechandel: Let go for whatt?
Pls head back to school and prepare for your 2nd law dinner

Legal inclinations.. Yea

u nd my dad is saying so cos both of u don't know how gud I am at football. U know say law no get money rich football, nd aptitude wise, my luv for football over weighs my luv for law. I'd pray about t al sha. U a law student?

kilokeys: lol.. i no wan derail d thread too .. but make i ask,
having read all john grisham's novels, i find our law system in naija uninteresting.
why we no dey use jury?

yle I also find our legal system a bit uninteresting, ts not for d lack of d jury system. Me sef no lyk dat jury system, y take 12 "ordinary" citizens who know not one tin about d law to cum nd decide peoples life. Dats y u c lots of retrials, cos dere wee b instances of a locked jury, which rarely happens in legal systems dat don't use juries. Well to ansa ur qstn, we don't use juries, cos we r British oriented nd operate a legal system similar to theirs.

dechandel: Ohh
Congrats
Btw i thought u guys should be on vacation now?
Or did they extend the attachment date?

yes o, attachment was extended cos of ebola wahala. Skool resumes next month sha. Bu I myte have to let t go for I have serious football trials in molodva. Sha, I'd consider al I have to consider nd make a choice. Sup wit u, got legal inclinations?

Sarimah: where did u borrow it? U better return it

bad mouth committee chairwoman

kilokeys: we the jury of the thread finds cooljoe, the accused guilty of first degree derailment..
u r hereby sentenced to 15 years without kpekus.
or u could appeal and get 1 handjab per year for d rest of ya Nairalife.

oboi wetin na..

geez, u wan kill me ney. Pls o, I dint derail any thread. Even if u wana sentence moi, wat happend to d principles of natural justice - audi alterem patem(i have a ryte to b heard). Dis is not fair one bit

MrsBreezy: Lol issokay you'll survive

but y should I b "surviving" when I can b gay nd enjoying

MrsBreezy: Lol flow is a mild word hehe

m feeling mild. Mild is gud. Mild is luvly