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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by cooljoe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 09
Is this even up for discussion?
The wishes of the FAMILY should be respected.

End of story.

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Properties / Re: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by cooljoe(m): 12:45pm On Sep 06, 2023
xin5:
Please is that how it's been done? I bought a land early 2018 and now I feel like selling out. The families who sold it to me said they are entitled for their own percentage from the money the buyer is offering. Please I need to know if that's how it's done. I only went to inform them I would be handling the piece of land to a new owner and thought kola nut and palm wine would be it, since they also sold to several people there and also have some available I thought I should let them know for future reference... instead they are asking how much I am selling and wants to know every details of it.

Meanwhile the deeds that's about to be prepared would be in my name and that of the buyer, what consigns the family?

I had to tell them that's not possible it's my own land I bought from them I am selling, he went further and said it's either they buy it back from with same amount I bought 2018 or I give them their percentage from the appreciating amount or I develop and let matter rest.


Please help
do you have a deed of assignment/conveyance? Is there any clause as per first refusal and all that? If not, the land is fully yours and you are not bound by law to give ‘em anything if you don’t want to.
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Storms Abuja With His Boys To Counter NLC Protest by cooljoe(m): 8:17am On Aug 03, 2023
What a country. We absolutely deserve our leaders.
Career / Re: Federal Job Or Private Job by cooljoe(m): 11:49am On May 31, 2023
Please collect the 500k a month. Please.

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Religion / Re: What Saved The Thief On The Cross? by cooljoe(m): 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2023
The veto power of Christ saved the thief.

The Bible says “I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion, and show mercy to whom I’d show mercy”.

As the all powerful, all knowing God, once He decides it’s final. There is no fury legislating on the matter.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by cooljoe(m): 6:08pm On Mar 19, 2023
Do these parastatals and FSC jobs come with allowances? Abi na just salary person go day collect?
Politics / Re: Okowa: Aso Rock Chapel Will Be Closed For 4 Years by cooljoe(m): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2023
This is quite dense. Aren’t there staff in the villa that are Christians? Isn’t Remi Tinubu a Christian?
Politics / Re: Okowa: Aso Rock Chapel Will Be Closed For 4 Years by cooljoe(m): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2023
This is quite dense. Aren’t there staff in the villa that are Christian’s? Isn’t Remi Tinubu a Christian?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by cooljoe(m): 4:38pm On Dec 21, 2022
Please, anyone with an idea how much they pay at The National Business and Technical Examinations Board (NABTEB )? Thank you.

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Family / Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by cooljoe(m): 12:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace cry
so sorry. May she find rest.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Do And How Much Do You Get Paid? by cooljoe(m): 5:18pm On Jun 15, 2022
Legal officer at an oil and gas servicing firm somewhere in Port Harcourt.

I’m just a rung above entry level.
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by cooljoe(m): 5:03pm On Jun 15, 2022
davidflo:


I feel u bro. I agree totally. Shit!
hi David. Hope you are fine? Just wanted to ask, why have you stopped writing?
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by cooljoe(m): 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2022
For country with a below standard ratio of policemen to citizens, una carry 5 policemen give one civilian way no even hold public office. How many go remain for the citizens? Nonsense and ingredients.

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Poems For Review / Poem Title - Women by cooljoe(m): 9:15am On Jun 09, 2022
Women,
The river that springs life to Earth,
Eternal gods at the hour of birth.

Women,
More beautiful than snowflakes in winter,
Ever so strong yet as tender as a feather.

Women,
“With rich oil fields at the meeting of their “thighs”,
May my dying breaths be at your fountain of life.

Cooljoe

#happywomensday
#iloveyou
Sports / Re: Shakira & Pique Announce Split Amid 'Cheating' Allegations by cooljoe(m): 12:51pm On Jun 04, 2022
Is monogamous love a myth?
Romance / Re: What Inspired You To Choose Your Nairaland Username? by cooljoe(m): 5:37pm On May 19, 2022
Super strikers comic
Sports / Re: Which NPFL Team Are You Supporting????!!!! by cooljoe(m): 8:06am On Apr 29, 2022
Rivers United. I day go watch em live, every fortnight.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match & Scores 17th Goal Vs Chelsea (Photo) by cooljoe(m): 8:05am On Apr 29, 2022
This same match way James play?
Crime / Re: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by cooljoe(m): 12:56pm On Mar 30, 2022
hotwax:
This is a case of an incurable addiction. My friend is married, working with Federal Government (Level 7 officer), yet he impregnated 2 girls. 1 of them is a Unilag student and her parents are insisting she must not abort.

Despite all these romance scandals, he still hasn’t repented. When he sees a new lady, he will start behaving like he goat. He will lose concentration and start behaving in a funny way. He will not rest until he get the girl’s telephone number.

The issue
Few weeks ago, I received messages from 2 Loan company threatening me to tell my friend to come and pay his loan or they arrest me. He submitted my number as guarantor without my consent. I called him to ask why. He said he was struggling to pay for his school fees. He is currently doing his Masters at UI.

To my dismay, Last Week, I got additional messages from 5 different Loan companies. My phone is clogged with many warning/threat messages from Loan companies. One of them even gave me 2 days before they come to my house. I don’t know how they got my address.
I went to my friend’s house dragged him. Asked him to follow me to a nearby police station. He wants to ruin my life. He became sober. He started confessing. He even told me he is tired of life, he wants to commit suicide. Anxiously, I asked “What do you do with all these cash?” He claimed he spent it on his Masters program.

It was hard to believe, I kept pressing, he later confessed he actually spent the money on dates and hook-ups. Whenever he need to fck, he will just go online order for girls and look for a loan company and apply. He get the cash immediately. He also sponsored one of his girlfriends birthday by getting soko instant loan.

The final shocker of my life came when he mistakenly said “As I am now, 40 Loan companies are after my life. I am considering suicide sef”. It was as if somebody slapped me. I first thought he was joking. I asked “Are loan companies in Nigeria even up to 40?”. He answered “they are more than 300 sef”. Imagine, these mdfckin Loan companies where just disbursing cash to this idiat.
The mdfckin didn’t know why I was looking dejected. He thought I was sad for him, he didn’t know I was scare of all the 40 Loan companies coming to threatening me later.

I am really in soup. How do I protect myself from these Loan Companies.
they can’t do anything to you. You didn’t give consent, so you are not a party to the transaction. If they disturb too much, get a lawyer. Or contract me and rest easy.
Politics / Re: Royal Wedding: Natasha Akpoti To Marry Alema Of Warri, Emmanuel Uduaghan by cooljoe(m): 7:23am On Feb 26, 2022
Olaoluwa112:
Money controls everything.. Very beautiful woman marrying an average man.

Later someone's son will go to the gym, carrying heavy weights just to impress those money influenced pussies.
what do you mean by “average man”? Physical aesthetics is only one fragment of the whole. And on that score he may be average as you assert. But what about emotional intelligence, what about strong ties, finances, IQ, etc. when all these are added up, it may turn out that he is well above average. You can get a very good total score in Jamb even if you score “averagely” in one of the subjects.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: EU, US, UK, Canada Impose Sanctions On Putin, Lavrov by cooljoe(m): 7:11am On Feb 26, 2022
ayindejimmy:
Can someone tell me how much why Ghana and Kenya are voting and Nigeria isn't?

the UN Security Council is made up of 5 permanent members aka the big five - US, France, China, Russia and the Uk. And they all have veto powers.

Asides the big five, there are about 10 other members of the security council but they are voted in on a rotational 2 year tenure basis. So I guess that’s why Kenya and Ghana are there. Nigeria might get voted in next time.

Sha check google to confirm. This is just residual knowledge from my secondary school “Government” days.

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Politics / Re: What Is The Government House In Your State Called And Why? by cooljoe(m): 10:44pm On Sep 10, 2021
Bayelsa state

Creek Haven.

For obvious reasons.

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Phones / Re: Nigerian Lady, Linda, Wants To Buy iPhone 11 Pro Max With N150k & Sex 10 Times by cooljoe(m): 11:24pm On Sep 02, 2021
If you must eat a frog, eat a fat one. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well. Why bother paying 150k and 10 rounds of sex for less than 1m. When with d right connects, a night can give u a bloody IPhone 13. Waste of vice if u ask me.
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What To Do With My Life Anymore. by cooljoe(m): 2:33pm On Aug 23, 2021
Monogamy:
Why are some Nigerians not trying all this affiliation programs, data entry that could be earning one something with data?
abeg pass info
Celebrities / Re: Kelly Clarkson Ordered To Pay Brandon Blackstock N100m Monthly In Child Support by cooljoe(m): 6:16am On Jul 29, 2021
In a society like that why not simply sign a prenup.
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: Houses Where Cultists Live Will be Demolished, Parents Punished by cooljoe(m): 8:25am On Jul 19, 2021
What a pathetic statement to make. You can't and shouldn't ever punish anyone for the wrong doing of another even if they share fillial relationships.
Sports / Re: Jon Mikel Obi Joins Kuwait SC After Leaving Stoke City by cooljoe(m): 10:26am On Jul 04, 2021
Cash out time. The Kuwait dinar is the highest currency in the whole world.

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Business / Re: Mircea Popescu, Bitcoin Billionaire Dies After Drowning In Costa Rica Sea by cooljoe(m): 8:07pm On Jul 01, 2021
At least write a will and put the password there. Drop the will in a bank. Makes no sesne that such a fortune should be lost to nothingness when you have survivors.
Romance / Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by cooljoe(m): 7:51pm On Jun 27, 2021
Abi you need to be arrested.

Oga don't be laying your hands on anyone if it is not self defence.
Family / Re: My Dad's Elder Sister's Son's Child Is My What.. Answers Please. by cooljoe(m): 3:17pm On Jun 23, 2021
Your dad sister's child is your first cousin.

Your dad's sister's son's child is your first cousin, once removed.
Culture / Re: Anambra Widow Refuses To Drink Water Used In Bathing Her Late Husband by cooljoe(m): 6:25pm On Jun 14, 2021
They should arrest anyone who attempts to compel her to do that nonsense.

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Politics / Re: Wike Directs Accountant-general Not To Pay Judiciary Workers Full Salary In June by cooljoe(m): 4:10am On Jun 10, 2021
If they actually had autonomy. You won't have the power to decide if they get paid or not.

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