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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 10:08pm On Sep 17, 2018
sunlawphy:
PRICE IS 45,000 ONLY WITH ALL ACCESSORIES INTACT
30k
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 11:09pm On Sep 09, 2018
Tina462:
Neatly used toddler car seat ...17k 1.5 horse power split unit ac __35k Highchair _________ 10k Children Power bike ______ 18k Call or Chat me on 07034853820
pictures?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 1:30am On Sep 06, 2018
I'm looking for Ice cream machine to buy
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 12:52am On Sep 06, 2018
adminlo:
Newish back box for payment of nepa bills , recharge cards, money transfer and gotv dstv recharge .

65k for the box.

Write here if interested.
I'm interested. I'll like a picture pls
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 9:25am On Sep 03, 2018
Alvin007:
It works like a regular calculator, but it can print all calculations entered on it in rows. It also has the sub-total, and item counting function. It has a double colored printing(Red and Black). Basically, it’s just for keeping records, ascertaining and making references to calculations, so as to ensure that no mistakes are made during calculations.

Imagine an accountant who needs to enter all of a business’ expenses to get their total expenses for the month. What do you imagine he would use if he needs to be 100% accurate. He could, of course, create a huge spreadsheet, but he could also just use an adding machine which, for some people, might be faster.

There is another advantage to using a printing calculator … when you have added a stack of receipts, for example, all the restaurant receipts where a client entertained business customers, and gotten an accurate total (by double-checking it), the accountant can then staple the “tape” (calculator paper strip) to the stack of receipts. That way, the next time he needs that number, he handles the entire stack at once, and uses the total.

One final advantage … if the person’s work might be audited, the tapes allow an auditor to more quickly verify that individual numbers in the final report are correct.
Kindly, google it’s functions if my explanations here are not detailed enough.
thanks for this detailed information
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by CoolKizzy(m): 12:21am On Sep 03, 2018
Alvin007:
Universal Electronic Digital Printing Calculator for sale...T’was bought brand new and has NEVER been used. I kept it in a store for about 5 years, and just realized that I might never use it.

Price is 15k

Ps; It’s between 28-40k on jumia and Konga.
WhatsApp: 07063789972
how does this work
SportsRe: Serbian Barber Carves Lionel Messi Headshot For Fans At N64,000 Per Head by CoolKizzy(m): 4:45pm On Jun 13, 2018
midolian:
I don't know why these people are better than us in virtually every profession they have interest in.

If a Nigerian "barber" tries this, I bet you, you wouldn't know if it's Messi or Taiye Taiwo
because you pay your Nigerian barber 300 Naira for haircut, that's less than $1. no one should take such nonsense seriously
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Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by CoolKizzy(m): 3:56am On May 12, 2018
luvinhubby:
Actually there are 6 bushings in your lower control arm(Cambar) but only 4 are often changed and that 4 is ₦8,000
thanks boss
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by CoolKizzy(m): 11:27am On May 08, 2018
luvinhubby:
Vehicle year and type.
what was I thinking! sorry about the half information.
Honda Accord 2004 model EOD
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by CoolKizzy(m): 1:31am On May 08, 2018
hello luvinhubby, good morning. my mechanic said I'll change my camber bushing, the four of them. please how much will it cost?
PoliticsRe: The Law Forbids Getting A Haircut In Absentia (law & Society) by CoolKizzy(op): 10:15pm On Mar 26, 2018
e7ejinima:
Interesting! I learnt from this. Tnx op
I learnt from it too, I was hoping some legal practitioners in the house could help us demystify this
PoliticsThe Law Forbids Getting A Haircut In Absentia (law & Society) by CoolKizzy(op): 6:22pm On Mar 26, 2018
I saw this on Facebook and would like to get learned opinions from here...


THE LAW FORBIDS GETTING A HAIRCUT IN ABSENTIA (LAW & SOCIETY)

There is a saying that you cannot give someone a haircut while he is not there with you. That saying brings to mind the doctrine of PRIVITY OF CONTRACT, which provides that a party cannot acquire rights or be subject to liabilities arising under a contract to which he is not a party. These days, it is not uncommon to see persons knocking at your gate, demanding for payment of rates and levies supposedly agreed upon behind your back by ‘every landlord and tenant on this street’, with respect to one bogus communal project or the other.

When Mr. QB finished erecting his building on Fortune Street, he got himself a private electric-pole, did the normal electrical wiring and got Township Electricity Corporation (TEC) to install a digital meter for him. Then, happily, he moved into his beautiful house with his happy family. But his joy was short-lived. On his third evening in his new house, he had a visit from a group of five men who called themselves the executive members of Landlords Association of Fortune Street (LAFS).

‘Congrats on your new house, sir,’ the man who introduced himself as the Chairman of the Association told Mr. QB. ‘It’s not easy at all. I must assure you that you’re most fortunate to be on Fortune Street.’ And he laughed with self-satisfaction at what he believed to be his clever use of pun, and his companions laughed too in solidarity. Mr. QB, however, was not able to catch the joke as he was now on the alert, eager to learn what these fellows’ mission was.

‘I’m sure you’re wondering why we’re here,’ said Mr. Chairman, reading Mr. QB’s thought. ‘Well, I’m sure you know that this is a relatively new neighbourhood, except that it is growing quite fast. Five years ago when I moved into my own house, my family and I were the only ones on this street. It was up to six months before we started having neighbours, and then before you could say JACK ROBINSON the street had started teeming with people. Our biggest problem at that initial time was light. The transformer that Township Electricity Corporation (TEC) gave to the street was too small to cater for the growing population, so we the landlords of the street decided to form an association. By the way, we thank God that we now have a new member in you.’ And he laughed again. ‘So, as I was saying, the Landlords Association of Fortune Street - LAFS, for short - decided that the only way to cure the epileptic power supply we were experiencing would be to buy a big transformer for the street. We applied to TEC but the Manager told us in confidence that if we decided to wait for the government, we would wait forever. So, we teamed up and secured a loan of N10 million, with which we purchased that big transformer which you can see over there. We bought and donated it to TEC…’

Mr. QB looked from one man to the other and saw greed written on their faces. They were clearly sizing him up for the kill and Mr. Chairman did not appear to be in a hurry to hit the nail on the head. But, at last, he did.

‘So, we divided that loan of N10 million among the landlords on our street and it came out as N150,000 for each landlord. As a new landlord on Fortune Street, you have to pay your own N150,000 to be entitled to tap light. N150,000 only.’

‘Only! Look, even if it is only N150, it is still money, and I’m not in the habit of throwing money away,’ Mr. QB told them. ‘I was not a party to that transaction you’re now telling me about, so I don’t know about its genuineness. For instance, I don’t know the statistics of the landlords of this street and how you arrived at your figure of N10 million, or the year that you guys even secured the said loan…’

‘It was three years ago that we got the loan,’ one of the men began to answer but Mr. Chairman cut him short angrily and said: ‘Look, Mr. Man, I thought you were a gentleman, but it appears you’re a trouble-maker. Let me tell you, the time that the transformer was purchased is none of your business. And I’m not going to stand here and waste my precious time giving you the statistics of the landlords on Fortune Street. Okay? Our mission here is simply to tell you that the transformer serving Fortune Street was bought through communal effort, and you cannot use light from it without paying your N150,000 to us. Period! So, when you’re ready to pay for your light, this is the account number to pay into.’ And he tossed a piece of paper down at Mr. QB’s feet and stormed out, motioning to his men to follow him.

That same evening, two young men who claimed to be acting under the instruction of the Landlords Association of Fortune Street (LAFS), climbed Mr. QB’s electric pole and disconnected his light. Being a law-abiding citizen, Mr. QB refrained from taking the law into his hands. Instead, he consulted his lawyer and instructed him to file an action against LAFS.

At the hearing of Mr. QB’s suit against the Landlords Association of Fortune Street - LAFS, although many witnesses came to testify in favour of the Defendants that the said ‘light levy’ of N150,000 was ‘genuine’, the Defendants were not able to produce concrete documents evidencing that the transformer in question was purchased by the private citizens who laid claim to it.

‘My lord, sir, the staff of Township Electricity Corporation (TEC) who acted as go-between for us in that deal said that transformers of that size were never sold to private citizens,’ said one of the defence witnesses in his evidence. ‘We were not interested at that time in documenting anything because the transformer was actually meant as a donation by our Association to TEC. But we decided that every in-coming member of our Association must pay that sum of N150,000 to compensate those who initially coughed out the huge purchase price of the transformer, because one thing is certain: if we had decided to wait for the government to give us light, we would probably have been waiting up till today… Yes, there was an Agreement among us that every new landlord/landlady must pay that “light levy” of N150,000, irrespective of the fact that he or she was not part of the decision…’

But Plaintiff’s counsel knocked the entire bottom out of the argument of defence by establishing that Plaintiff was by no means a party to the decision of LAFS to buy and donate a transformer to a whole government parastatal. It was the argument of learned counsel to Plaintiff that, by the doctrine of PRIVITY OF CONTRACT, the law does not allow for persons who are not parties to an Agreement to be bound by same. He further argued: ‘Assuming, but not conceding, that the Defendants truly donated the transformer in question to government, that does not extinguish the fact that the supply of electricity for the populace is a primary duty of the government. A “donation” is a gift and, therefore, it is illegal for Defendants to hold Plaintiff (a third party) to ransom on account of their so-called donation to government, by debarring him from enjoying such a basic amenity as light which is due to him as a taxpayer…’

At the close of hearing, finding was in favour of Plaintiff. Defendants were ordered by court to restore Plaintiff’s electricity supply forthwith, and pay cost of his action against them assessed as N200,000 as well as a further N200,000 General Damages… for, by the doctrine of PRIVITY OF CONTRACT, the law recognizes that a fellow cannot be given a haircut in absentia.

(www.avemariapublications.com/download/)

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=673272452860556&id=100005334224951
CelebritiesRe: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by CoolKizzy(m): 2:26am On Feb 28, 2018
this is unlike Nairaland... no one has defined the nomenclature of the snake. is it venomous or not?
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Tobi Reveals Why Cee-C Kissed Him by CoolKizzy(m):
Here in Awka, no rain, weather too hot

BusinessRe: Distributors Needed for a new children's juice set to enter the Nigerian market by CoolKizzy(m):
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SportsRe: Real Madrid Squad 2000 And 2017 Compared Following Their Loss Yesterday by CoolKizzy(m): 5:50pm On Dec 24, 2017
I'm not understanding
BusinessRe: Working Fuel Less Generator 24/7 by CoolKizzy(m): 12:07am On Nov 25, 2017
Ajewealth123:
following
I dey your back
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government Of Nigeria Fadama III 2017 Recruitment by CoolKizzy(m): 12:16am On Nov 17, 2017
what of longitude and latitude
BusinessRe: Between Fish Processing (smoking) And Fish Farming (raising To Table Size) by CoolKizzy(op): 2:08pm On Nov 11, 2017
Dekadet:
not free though, I paid for training and materials in 2016. and I must say it was worth it .are u on whatsapp? chat me up
ok sir, the export part of it, is it practicable? are there bottle necks?
BusinessRe: Between Fish Processing (smoking) And Fish Farming (raising To Table Size) by CoolKizzy(op): 12:44am On Nov 11, 2017
Dekadet:
I think both are very lucrative. so why not do both, do u know that when you dry very well and package in cartons you can even export. I have lots of eBook manuals of cat fish production and cat fish feed making + feed making software, fish disease, drugs to cure different fish diseases and best pond management practices for high yield. sold my catfishes at 4 and half a month though not all were up to 2kg but I made huge profit they were over 420 at 700/kg. do the math.
please can you help me with the manuals you talked about?
BusinessRe: Packaged Dried Catfish Business. Is It Profitable? by CoolKizzy(m): 12:26am On Nov 10, 2017
karlxavier:
I need to get some facts and details straight. How much does it cost to get a fresh catfish and how much does it sell when dried? What's the profit margin and how many can one sell comfortably in a month with good marketing? Need quick answers.
Nb- am. Assuming someone that dosent have a fish Farm. Thanks in advance.
someone please answer
AgricultureBetween Fish Processing (smoking) And Fish Farming (raising To Table Size) by CoolKizzy(op): 10:18am On Nov 09, 2017
Hello people, please help me make a choice, experts in the house, between Fish processing (smoking) and Fish farming (Raising to Table size) which is more profitable and more marketable. I have the capital to invest in just one of these, which would you advise I go into.
Are there market for smoked fish? I need professional advice please.
BusinessBetween Fish Processing (smoking) And Fish Farming (raising To Table Size) by CoolKizzy(op): 9:53am On Nov 09, 2017
Hello people, please help me make a choice, experts in the house, between Fish processing (smoking) and Fish farming (Raising to Table size) which is more profitable and more marketable. I have the capital to invest in just one of these, which would you advise I go into.
Are there market for smoked fish? I need professional advice please.
Forum GamesRe: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by CoolKizzy(m): 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2017
Sugar97:
What's that about?
poor innocent lad
FashionRe: Something In Support Of The Military by CoolKizzy(op): 10:17pm On Oct 19, 2017
Blue3k:
This is pretty cool.
thanks
FashionRe: Something In Support Of The Military by CoolKizzy(op): 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2017
DozieInc:
It's beautiful, I love the creativity.
Lalasticlala Mynd44
thanks boss
FashionSomething In Support Of The Military by CoolKizzy(op): 9:50pm On Oct 19, 2017
The Nigerian military has had it's fair share of the issues bordering this country.

so today I decided to create something in support of them. Hope you guys like it.

I can teach interested individuals how I achieved this painting on nails.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2105394266144734&id=100000225424629

IG: mazi_kizito

FashionSomething In Support Of The Military by CoolKizzy(op): 8:10pm On Oct 19, 2017
the military has had it's fair share of the issues bordering this country.

so today I decided to create something in support of them. Hope you guys like it.

of you are anywhere near awka you can come get this at a heavily discounted price. thanks.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government Of Nigeria Fadama III 2017 Recruitment by CoolKizzy(m): 5:20pm On Sep 24, 2017
Valmesk:
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After I attended a workshop, I fell in love with garri processing... I only wish...

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