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Business / Re: Drama: Seller Demands 400k Extra 2hrs After Buyer Paid 1.6M For Doors by Coolsat(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04
The modafucker should return the money
Romance / Re: What's That Red Flag You Are Secretly Attracted To In The Opposite Gender by Coolsat(m): 4:20pm On Mar 04
cucumbar:
liar . Anybody wey think say you be woman no get sense. You be man with small black prick.
She's a notorious Abuja girl. She changes monika like pad.
Celebrities / Re: "Go Back To Your Husband"; Reactions As May Gushes Over Male Friends Cute Look by Coolsat(m): 1:28pm On Feb 29
Indirect way of peppering yul and yul and his hunger for clout will fall for it.

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Politics / Re: In Awada Anambra State: School Security Chief Unveiled As Serial Killer by Coolsat(m): 10:20am On Feb 29
Omo things dy happen ooo
Celebrities / Re: VIDEO; You Can't Disvirgin Me If You Can't Open Shop For My Sis - 24yrs Lady Say by Coolsat(m): 6:29am On Feb 29
ShinjaWWest:
Very ugly thing

Look like those delta gals
Exactly

Hard to see Delta gals wey fine, they are always like her.
Family / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by Coolsat(m): 9:48am On Feb 28
Pinkdimples:
Oh my God! That's extreme wickedness. Why are some women like this?
She don born by now and the man has no clue, I overheard all the conversation from her seer and asking her seer to prepare something for her to go with, she could not abort it because she don already do enough abortion, if you want know women secret just find one seer as your padi na that day fear go catch you, women of this generation are dangerous. There was another one that was boldly cheating with a man abroad and when her husband complained of how she runs to the room and lock the door to receive a particular call at odd hours, she started fighting him and even brag to her husband that the man is abroad based and not a local man. Can you imagine? Things Dy happen ooo
Politics / Re: NLC Suspends 2-Day Nationwide Protest, Gives Reasons by Coolsat(m): 8:52pm On Feb 27
Stupid

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Romance / Re: Guys, Why Did You Smash Her Once And Didn't Want To See Her Again? by Coolsat(m): 3:27pm On Feb 27
EreluRoz:
Two inches are quick to call borehole, you should rather be worried about your micro penis
Family / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by Coolsat(m): 3:24pm On Feb 27
There's a woman who got pregnant for her boyfriend here in naija while her husband was abroad, she has quickly ran to abroad to visit him so she can pin the pregnancy on him and she's already two months gone ooo. Fear women

This one is boldly doing it for her oga face.

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Politics / Re: NLC Rallies Unions Ahead Of 2-Day Nationwide Protest (Photos) by Coolsat(m): 7:10am On Feb 26
Bad and hasty policies destroying the country

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Politics / Re: Aba Abia State To Have 24 Hours Light Starting From 26th February by Coolsat(m): 12:00pm On Feb 24
BBIA:

You won’t be able to hold back your admiration for me if you are ever privileged to meet me. cool

it always happens so. cool

by the way, does the cream you use give the same outcome on toning your sit bum area and in between the thighs like I can see on the visible part of how your skin is? cool



Baba just wan Bleep this big nyash girl. Enter dm na you never can tell grin
Crime / Re: Cross River Man Machetes Lover Over Failure To Visit On Valentine Day (Graphic) by Coolsat(m): 9:26am On Feb 23
Mehn this is bloody

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Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by Coolsat(m): 3:38pm On Feb 22
JayPeeOham:


Guy, na woman you dey call bro....?EreluRoz no be man ooh.
Go rephrase your comment
I think she's formerly iyaebe she don run change monika
Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by Coolsat(m): 3:37pm On Feb 22
SQLmastar:
Are you a bro or a lady?

Lemme know so that I can reply you accordingly.
Na iyaebe be that ooo she came back with this Monica to disguise but her ways gave her out

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Religion / Re: Are You An Angel ? Let’s Find Out If You Are An Angel In Human Flesh by Coolsat(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21
sukkot:
oh you are wrong bro that guy is a heaven angel lol
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Religion / Re: Are You An Angel ? Let’s Find Out If You Are An Angel In Human Flesh by Coolsat(m): 8:54am On Feb 21
Bluebolt:

I was born on the 22nd February 85.
You are a fallen wicked demon, a wizard in your former life 🧬

Sukkot am I right? πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Are We Sure There Is Inflation In Nigeria??? by Coolsat(m): 8:23pm On Feb 20
franchasofficia:
Hey, mind ya business it's a family affair here angry angry
grin ma nigga. Make sure you deliver your poling unit wela grin
Politics / Re: Are We Sure There Is Inflation In Nigeria??? by Coolsat(m): 8:18pm On Feb 20
franchasofficia:
Hehe, you no say anything to my request shocked grin
I just dy look una two, the babe wan fck you but you no code. grin
Celebrities / Re: Herbert Wigwe: The World Moves On by Coolsat(m): 5:08pm On Feb 19
It's because of stupid comments above that makes this men who call themselves pastors ride on gullible people and their hard earned money.

Don't be surprised they won't care to pay his family those debts.

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Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by Coolsat(m): 3:23pm On Feb 18
Guy is hilarious grin

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Romance / Re: Don't Chat This Account 'ereluroz' by Coolsat(m): 3:13pm On Feb 18
Making a malicious and unfounded post with confidence kos of political difference. Make una sha try get joy

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Romance / Re: Typing This With Tears by Coolsat(m): 3:06pm On Feb 18
pansophist:
Your post reminds me of a lady I saw at the bus station two months ago. She has something I thought was like dirt on her face, and I brought it to her attention and asked if she needs a napkin.

Then she told me it's not dirt, that she is suffering from melanoma, and has only few more years to live. I was not expecting that answer, I was shocked and dumbfounded.

Then she burst into tears, and told me that she has made peace with her impending death, and that she is going to church for choir practice.

I asked about her family, and she said she has two loving daughters that takes care of her, and her husband divorced her after she contracted Melanoma. I felt so deeply sorry for her.

I imagined why her husband would leave her at that state, but again, it affirms why I strongly believe that a good person should triumph above all things when it comes to mate selection.

Because when real life problems occurs, in most cases, you'll only have yourself and if you're lucky, a good partner by your side. All these nonsense such as spec, young people use to qualify and disqualify people is very shallow.

You can't see tomorrow, and if you're spec is not a good person, it would compound your suffering, that you'll just end up hating humanity. A misanthrope.

Op I'm sorry for your condition. I empathize with you. Ignore the soulless people spewing rubbish and have lost their empathy and humans side, such is life. I pray you find peace.
The op is that victor guy with over 1000 account for his mischievous purpose. He even cloned your monika to beg and several others. It's sad he could go this far for his clout

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Religion / Re: Atheists and Igtheists On NL. Please Let's Get To Know Ourselves. by Coolsat(m): 6:43am On Feb 18
EreluRoz:
Why is your deactivation process not working?
Politics / Re: Breaking: Road Blocked, Commuters Stranded As Hungry Nigerians Protest ( Pic ) by Coolsat(m): 3:03pm On Feb 15
This is how revolution will start and they won't see it coming. Tinubu should just resign, this is not like previous government. If he no fit perform make he komot

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Romance / Re: 5 Kinds Of Noise Women Make When Enjoying Lovemaking by Coolsat(m): 3:42pm On Feb 13
FalseProphet1:

During one of my deliverance sessions, I once had sex with a girl who started reciting incantations. If not that I'm a prophet, I would have panicked. But being a fortified prophet, I knew I was safe so I kept on pounding her until she started speaking her native dialect, I kept on firing and she switched back to English.

The demon couldn't stand the kind of energy I was using to bang her, he ran away. And she was delivered.

This I have seen.
Badoo falseprophet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: 5 Kinds Of Noise Women Make When Enjoying Lovemaking by Coolsat(m): 3:41pm On Feb 13
Uncle96:


Yeah ? Ever heard.

Fck this pussy!!, it's all yours, do it as you like. Baby I will cry baby, I will cry ! Fck it.. this is good , this is good.. oh yeah, Bleep fck fck bby.. don't stop please , don't stop, right there baby.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's crazy, one actually called my name and said "what did I do to you that you couldn't confront me" kept on repeating it. Very crazy stuff πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: A Simple Anology. Why I Think Ivory Coast Will Win. By king0G by Coolsat(m): 6:02pm On Feb 12
You even try pass yul Edochie
Romance / Re: 5 Kinds Of Noise Women Make When Enjoying Lovemaking by Coolsat(m): 6:59am On Feb 12
What of those ones that start chanting all sorts of rubbish in the heat of the moment, those ones are the craziest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: Single Mom Of 4 Who Left Her Husband For Cheating Falls In Love With Married man by Coolsat(m): 1:03pm On Feb 11
Very sensible woman grin

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Romance / Re: β€œMy Missing Ribs I Met Online Finally Visited Me From US (see Photo) by Coolsat(m): 7:48pm On Feb 10
How this oyinbo old women dy reason sef

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