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afam4eva: lol, so funnily true

yes bro

dasparrow: LOL, very funny

Exactly

Mode yes front page, not always bomb! bomb!! bomb!!!. Ignite the house with laughterrrrrrrr...

Behold d new national anthem and pledge

Arise O Lootatriots
The looter’s call obey
To loot our fatherland
With greed and zest and verve
The booties of our looters past
Shall never be recovered
To steal with patience and vigour
One nation ruled by bandits
Crooks and bribe-takers

SECOND STANZA:

O god of subsidy
Protect our bribery scams
Guide our looters right
Help our greed the loots to steal
In debts and terrorism we grow
And looting day and night
Fat foreign reserves plundered
To build a nation where luck
And cabals shall reign

PLEDGE:

I pledge to the umbrella of my party
To be greedy, clueless and corrupt
To loot Nigeria with all my strength
To defend our lootitude
And uphold our mansions and billions
So let us loot

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@OP, you need to spread your tentacles wider, they are alot of good girls out there waiting for the good guyz

honeric01: Hmmm, use to wonder why my girl squeezes my azz, hmmm now i know.

Hmmm, use to wonder why my girl squeezes my azz, hmmm now i know.

when he cares me...

Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.

Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
A: When he steals a base.

Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
A: You make me flip my lid.

Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".

Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.

Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink.

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
A: You can count on me.

Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.

Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: They both need batters.

Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A: Slippers!

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her blanket.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
A: Because her horns don't work.






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Lolllll, just arriving. I think i would go for romance, jokes, politics...

2mch: Why are they always making noise about every item or anything they do? Empty barrel...... Complete the rest. People with real money don't advertise, they let people speculate.

Take it easy bro, it is their money oooo

Long over due jor