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Send you my money

Hmm

Rubbish as usual

Every one is talking abt VAR....I'm just minding my business and waiting patiently for Ighalo to enter Nigeria.

Happy birthday

Ba***ds

martyns303:
One black woman from my home country who lives in America will soon say she sees something wrong in men handing roses to the women drivers. But I won't mention her name.

Hello Chiamanda! Somebody is gossiping you here oo.

Nothing wey person no go see for Nairaland.


Abeg who sabi how i fit enter Panama without visa? I heard they are very happy people there and very contented with whatever they have. One world cup goal was even enough for them to organise a National party.

My Nigga

We hope so

We have won the fashion parade.

Where are the ibo warriors....the battle is ready.

alBHAGDADI:
The Church is marching on and the gates of Jihadists shall not prevail over it.

Rome should build a massive cathedral in Riyadh. Christianity is now about to take the battle to the heart of Satan's kingdom. Watch as more Islamic violence erupts as Muslims will start to hate Saudi Arabia for its reforms.

Click like if you think what Saudi Arabia is doing is good.

Click share if share if you think what they are doing is very GOOD for Islam.

Nobody will click share

People like you are the reason why they bomb and persecute xtians....must you boast

This guy must be a corrosive chemical...he reacts aggressively alot.

This is how bad our society have deteriorated....so cos you have gone to fvck on TV, u now deserve accolade instead of beating.



Recognize you cos of ur invention, brain, or what exactly

Buhari be like "someone can defend my ignorance like this? Walahi i go increase youa salary"

Ok

Ok

Mutemenot:
One customer spotted!

Easier for customers to spot another customer

Shithole people

Firgemachar:
Only the sick needs a doctor.

WinningSun:
no ooooo
you need to know that if the north are left alone they're going to wipe our population and that of the earth with diseases.

emphasis on disease, each time bill gate is down in Nigeria if he is in the north the headline is all about diseases, but if in the south it's all about investment and development.

greenmavro was there as a camera man he can bear witness to the putrid smell oozing from that room that bill gate can't last 45 min without passing out.

You all think what is good for the goose will be bad fir the gander? Keep living in denial.

I dont understand...even the outsiders prefer to associate with the North more than the south.

Na only me dey look am like that

Madness.



I believe we southerners have decieved ourselves enough.

Anyway...there was a country.

Too bad

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OP are you happy now?

Everybody happens to be enemy to Igbos.

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*

*Journalist*: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:

RESPONSES:

*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.

*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

*NASIR ELRUFAI*: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

*RAUF AREGBESOLA*: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.




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