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10. When biscuit cannot help your condition

Sometimes, all you want is food and snacks cannot do the work.

11. No time to waste

Once you finally get food, you lose sense of all of your surroundings. There’s no time to waste. You just want to shove everything in at once.

7. Scrap every last bit of food

Some people will make sure no single grain of rice is left in the plate. Some would even make use of their tongue.

8. How a hungry Nigerian eats

Some people will make sure no single grain of rice is left in the plate. Some would even make use of their tongue.

9. Eat what is bigger than you

Hunger can make some people eat more than they can handle.

4. Garri to the rescue

Garri always seems to be the perfect savior at the time of hunger. Some will even leave the garri to swell very well before taking it.

5. Your enemy becomes your friend

When someone you’re mad at offers you food and it becomes so impossible to stay mad at them.

6. Anywhere, any position is just fine

When the food comes, some Nigerians can eat it standing, walking or squatting. Their environment does not even matter.

2. The fighter in you comes out

A normally calm person suddenly can become more aggressive. A hungry Nigerian can fight you naked for food.

3. The weird food combination

Some people can come up with the strangest food combinations you would never think to try in your life.

That moment when your mind is racing and all you can think about is how much longer before you can get food to eat. The crazy things hunger can do to someone.

Simple things can become difficult when you’re hungry. Some others will snap at every little thing.

Hunger can make people do the most unusual things. Like they say, ‘a hungry man is an angry man’.

Below are some things Nigerians do when they are hungry.

1. The floor suddenly becomes your best friend
When you’re hungry and there’s no food in sight, the floor suddenly looks the perfect place to take solace.

Everything must generate confusion in Nigeria.. . Dem swear 4 una ni

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We have two major codes in Nigeria as to criminal procedures, we have criminal procedure Act CPA applicable in southern part of Nigeria and Criminal procedure code CPC applicable in the Northern part of Nigeria. Looking at the form its signed by Magistrate in Abuja which to some extends falls under the jurisdiction of CPC. If Lagos or PH were to be written on it with CPC emblem, then OP you would have gotten a reasonable argument,there's no blunder in the form. Thanks

Are you paid to do this or its just your hobby

babyfaceafrica:
Useless topic

You statement is not complete without stating how useless the OP is not the topic alone.

Nkemtreasure:
Is there a law against it?

Yes

Why the mother no go stay one place sef Meanwhile, contunu

Bollinger:
What has God got to do with your phucked up mentality in Nigeria. Or does Nigeria look like a normal country to you? If it does, it only strengthens my earlier position about you that you have been immersed for so long in the rotten system that it now smell like roses to you. And that's a damn shame. Smh.

Never said all is well with Nigeria but all nations has their problems to deal with. Thanks

Bollinger:
Please tell me one good thing about Nigeria. Aside from jollof rice, Nigeria has nothing to boast of.

Your question does not offer anything but strengthens my earlier position about you. Since you as human being in Nigeria is not a good creation of God, why should i still reason with you

Bollinger:
Lol. You think that way because you are used to the rubbish in Nigeria. The elections in iraq was way better than the nonsense in Nigeria.

You also reason like that cos you dont know the worth of your nation, thats why you will have to import iraq in an argument that politically concerns America and Nigeria.

comshots:
Are the political killings that takes place during election in Nigeria not worse than that?

You can actually state your opinion without quoting me. However cos its America doesn't justify the Rubbish,am not sure you have been following the election campaign ao far, its more of bringing the opponents down rather than what they have to offer Americans.

gurunlocker:
America is turning to Nigeria gradually

Not actually turning to Nigeria... This Rubbish never happened in our politics. America is turning to something worst than Nigeria.

Politics in America is so messed up, 2015 Nigeria presidential election was a better deal compared to what's happening in America right now.

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high time this people explore IDP camps for models too ooo

Reason no3... the initial is a preconditionc to the latter. Other words, you cant get NYSC certificate without a degree certificate.

Ok

You are praying and before you is this uninvited visitor... What will your next action be?

dustmalik:
Your phone doesn't have 4G support.

How abt samsung s5?

We have seen it.. . So what

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